The pearly white gates of the high heavens unfolded the wings of Saint Angelina and released her to attend the Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala where she was to sprinkle her angel dust on the man who worships her most…Clint Eastwood. While Clint Eastwood received honors from his fellow A-listers, Saint Angelina shocked the attendees with her surprise entrance.
In fact, Ange’s fellow Hollywood stars gasped in shock of Jolie’s presence. I mean, wasn’t she just in Afghanistan on a humanitarian mission? Ummmm yeah she was peeps, but remember, this is Saint Angelina…she can be here, there, anywhere in just a click of her heels and a sway of her wand.
Making the honorary presentation to Eastwood, Angelina granted her worshipper more power to be saying, “There are some people in this business that are icons, and we often wonder if, when we meet them, they’ll live up to what we imagine them to be. And Clint Eastwood in person is even better. Clint is what every great director should be. He is a great leader. And I certainly would follow him anywhere.”
Clint turned the compliment around in praise of St. Angelina’s perfect parenting skills and her flawless beauty. Clint then knelt down on the floor in front of Angelina and kissed her angelic feet and opened his mouth while Angelina sprinkled her magic pixie dust onto Clint’s tongue. Well, no that didn’t really happen, but pretty damn close!
Instead, Eastwood praised Jolie saying, ‘Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because you get to look on that gorgeous beauty every day, And she’s a great talent.”
(Eastwood directed Jolie in the movie “Changeling”.)
Oh yeah, he forgot to mention how perfectly perfect she is.
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