WHY IT’S GOOD TO BE A CELEBRITY: Heather Locklear has gotten out of DUI charges by pleading to a lesser offense. “A court official in Santa Barbara says an attorney for the actress entered a no contest plea to a misdemeanor reckless driving charge in court Friday.” Her punishment?
Heather was given three years of informal probation…she’ll dish out some dough…and attend a driver’s education program. Fun times! But…will she learn her lesson?
Now normally if your precious baby is crying for the other parent, one’s jealous tendencies may become apparent and one may become a tad melancholy. But, in this particular instance, as Suri reaches out for Scientol-Tom, Katie seems to not really give a crap. In fact, poor Stepford Kate looks rundown and in need of one giant nap. Work is a bitch, I tell ya!
I get depressed every time I talk about Katie and her rugged life, so let’s celebrate Tom’s platform trainers. It looks as if Tommy’s sneaks make him at LEAST one and a half inches taller. And to that we give a big WHA WHAT?!!!!
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Sunday Rose Kidman Urban has already racked up those frequent flier miles and what…she’s only five months old? When your mama is Silver Fox Kidman and your papa is Keet Urban and you were conceived by the powers of the Kanurra waters, you are bound to rack up the miles.
Little Miss Sunday has already clocked up trips to England and Australia but this time she joined her doting parents Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban on a quick trip to Paris. (where Nicole is set to promote her so-so flick “Australia”)
That’s all fine and dandy, but it seems Nicole and Keither are pulling a Tom and Katie by not dressing this poor thing properly. Where’s the warm gear for the pipsqueak? Girlfriend is gonna turn into an ice sculpture before you know it! BRRRRR!!!
Here’s some packing advice for Silver Fox to purchase items according to the temperature in Paris this time of year (averaging about 45 degrees F for a high):
# A winter coat
# A light jacket or layers for daytime
# Good walking shoes with nice tread
# A scarf, hat and gloves
# A sturdy umbrella for windy and rainy days
It can be challenging to pack for France, peeps, but for the most part, this is a cool or cold time of year! Bundle up those tootsies!
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“Jennifer Hudson’s estranged brother-in-law, William Balfour, was arrested Monday in the slayings of the Oscar winner’s mother, brother and 7-year-old nephew, according to Chicago police.” FINALLY! Details about what evidence led police to charge Balfour for the shooting deaths have not yet been released.
Even the REAL Lindsay Lohan isn’t believable when it comes to social networking sites. In particular, LiLo set up a “fake” profile of herself on Facebook under the pseudonym “Bella Vita”, however, Facebook put the ole’ big fat HOLD on her account because they didn’t believe it was her. They REALLY thought it was her firecrotch speaking or Branden Davis being a big ole’ douche.
Now if that isn’t hilarious…the blog she posts on her official Myspace page is even more entertaining as LiLo sends out a message to the techies at Facebook. She writes:
Upset with Facebook
Long time since i have had a reason to write a blog.. I almost forget. hehe. okay, so i love myspace, because it is secure, and the people at myspace don’t disable your account because they think that you are a fake you. having said that brings me to the subject of my blog… facebook allows a lot of posers, i thought maybe they would figure out that the posers of me, (and i am sure others on facebook) were in fact posers by looking into their accounts, or sending emails to the people that they believed to be “posers” which ask questions. what those questions may be.. i don’t know. which is why i don’t run an interactive web site. on that note, this is what happened to me earlier today… i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and “log in” name in, a red sentence came up saying..
Account Disabled
Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.wow! i was in shock. i clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of been disabled by mistake. once i got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated the note saying that it was disabled because they believe that i was a fake of myself. genius. here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE “FAKE” OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just “disable” my account without first, sending me a warning notice, or AT LEAST asking me some account verification questions. here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account. i wasn’t even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn’t want everyone on facebook to know it was me.
maybe i am just venting, but i am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same “pets” and so on..
phew! i’m glad i got that off my chest, i needed to let it out somewhere, and myspace has always been the best place for me to do it, especially if i hope for something to change….
love love love ,
Lindsay Dee
Take that, Facebook! And for those bitches who keep emailing LiLo asking if her and her lesbo pal Samantha Ronson are through…you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. LiLo confirms her love for SamRon is still present…again…on Myspace.
oy vey! rumors..
just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
take care
xxLL
So there you have it, bitches! Eat.your.words.
Oh yeah.
Well, Tommy…we will forgive you and better yet, we HAVE forgiven you. But guess what? We will not forget. That couch-jumping incident has been implanted into our minds like mold on year-old whole wheat bread. And, it sure as heck can not be scraped off. It’s there fo’ lyfe. But, really Tom, are you sorry?
Tom told Hello magazine, “I guess I did court her kind of aggressively. There were things I did at the time that I look back and think, ‘Well, okay, I could have handled a couple of moments better.’ But I was surprised by some of the things that were said about me at the time. It affected us all, and as a father and a husband you want to protect your family.”
See, Tommy can’t even spew out the word “couch”. It embarrasses him. It makes him want to lock himself in his palatial kitchen, whip up a winter’s worth of placenta stew and hibernate for the winter. Not a bad idea, I must say. Katie is programmed to smile when smiling is called to action. She is willing to jump into a black leotard and dance seductively on national television if necessary. And, Suri WILL be just like Katie. In fact, I’m beginning to wonder if Suri is going to become a permanent growth on Katie’s hip that will morph into an aquatic being that saves the world with a miraculous placenta stew that forces everyone to believe in the wicked ways of Tom Cruise.
Tom continues, “Suri’s very much like her mother. She’s open and sunny, just like her mom is, but she’s also very determined. I have a happy family with children I adore and a wife I adore, and I get to make movies for a living. I don’t have too much to complain about, you know?”
Oh yeah. I know, Tom. I know. Most times I don’t want to know, but I do. We do. We ALL do. And, that is why you are where and WHO you are today…the couch-jumping freak!
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“I just love seeing those things (wrinkles),” she says. “I am enjoying my face changing, as well as realizing that at the same time, as you get older, the machine isn’t as well-oiled as it was.”
Kate Winslet, On Getting Old And Wrinkly
Former Dawson’s Creek star Michelle Williams has got to be one of the classiest ladies in the entertainment business. I freakin’ love her. She doesn’t crave attention like all the other hoochies in the business and unfortunately because of her baby daddy and former lover Heath Ledger’s untimely death, she was forced into the spotlight. In her first public interview, the mention of Heath’s name brings on the waterworks.
Williams told Newsweek of her grief, “I guess it’s always changing. What else can I say? I just wake up each day in a slightly different place—grief is like a moving river, so that’s what I mean by ‘it’s always changing.”
“… At heart I’m an optimistic person, but I would say in some ways it just gets worse. It’s just that the more time passes, the more you miss someone. In some ways it gets worse. That’s what I would say.”
I can’t even imagine what this girl must be feeling, but you can certainly tell that Michelle wants what is best for little Matilda and is fiercely protective of her daughter’s privacy.
“I want her to have a routine,” she said. “I want the plainest, simplest, most ordinary, habituated routine possible. I just want her know what’s coming next,” she said.
Stay strong girl!
Step right up and get your tickets, peeps. It’s the SamRon-LiLo Rollercoaster ride of love…this ride is about to make you queasy and leave you with a rotten fishy taste in your mouth.
According to the Daily Mail, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had their second major spat in a week at the extravagant launch of a Dubai hotel last night. Sam took to the decks at the after party but left Lindsay in tears after they had yet another row.
A source said: “At one stage Lindsay approached Sam in the DJ booth and screamed at her, ‘How many more songs? How long is it going to take for you to pack up?”‘.
And the vaginal fights don’t just stop there.
A source told The New York Post, “Lindsay and Sam are fighting like cats and dogs. They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other.
Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it.
She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, “Is this worth it?”‘
Sad to say, but the breakup bug is out there and it may have nabbed LiLo and Sam in their booties. How much longer before these two call it quits?
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Nicole Kidman is on a promoting spree for her big sappy film, “Australia”, along with her hottie co-star Hugh Jackman. Despite so-so reviews by critics, Nicole and Hugh have one fan of their movie that really matters…Oprah. If ticket sales boost because of Oprah’s two cents, perhaps big O could convince Nicole that a little touch up of the roots would do a girl wonders. And, just maybe Nic doesn’t give a rat’s ass if she looks like an old lady, however, I’m thinking the Botox injections prove otherwise.
Anytomcruiseex, Nicole is proud of her film and tries to convince us that her movie is the shiznit. “Rarely do you get to make a film that you’ve dreamed of doing since you were little, which is to be part of the Australian cinema. I haven’t really had a film that’s done that in a big way,” Kidman said.
Speaking of big, Nicole may go out with a BIG bangin’ dip in the Kanurra waters…meaning girlfriend may pull a Joaquin Phoenix and quit the acting biz fo’ lyfe. More babies may be in the mix for Nic and Keither.
Nicole told a source, “I’m in a place in my life where I’ve had some great opportunities, and I may just choose to have some more children,’ said the 41-year-old, who has a 4-month-old girl with Urban and two adopted children Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13, from her marriage to Tom Cruise.
‘There’s many things I want to do besides act.”
As long as singing ISN’T a part of the “things” she wants to do, then we’re okay with that.
And seriously, just a touch of Gray Magic would rock those roots, dahling.
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