Posts Tagged ‘advertisement’

Heidi Klum And Her Bitch Cruise Los Angeles.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

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Wow! What hot bitches! Heidi Klum and her Afghan hound friend took a stroll around Los Angeles in a Bentley convertible. I wonder what kind of conditioner they use to look THAT fly and fabulous. Sooo jealous.

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Armani Loves The Beckhams In Their Scundies

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

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We absolutely loved it when Giorgio Armani chose David Beckham to pose in his tighty white-ies. I seriously was drooling for days. C’mon, you KNOW you were too!

Anypackage, now it’s Vicky’s turn to undress and make love to the camera…in her underwear.

Armani said: “Victoria is a style icon, a dynamic lady whose influence and recognition
will add great excitement to the continued international growth of our Emporio Armani women’s underwear business.”

And when Armani speaks, Victoria Beckham listens. I’m sure a saucy 3-year, $24 million contract may have influenced Posh just a tad bit as well. Money hungry much?

Oh hell to the no…this is an OPPORTUNITY. (A sucky jean line will do that to ya.)

Vicky said, “To be given this opportunity to work with Armani is thrilling. I have so much respect for him.”

Well we don’t have a whole lot of respect for you now, Poshy. But, your hubby now is a whole ‘nother story.

Yummers.

Ok Ok, you made me do it. Just THIS ONCE, though.

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Heidi Klum Is Scablicious.

Monday, October 20th, 2008

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Seeing Heidi Klum with scabs on her knees really makes my day that much brighter. It is Monday, for gawd’s sake, but Heidi…I commend you for making me feel fabulous on this Monday afternoon.

The beotch is NOT the epitomy of perfection. However, I must admit she is pretty damn close. Heidi and her little cherubs Leni, Henry, and Johan spent their Sunday afternoon enjoying time at Coldwater Canyon Park in Los Angeles. Girlfriend deserves a small break from being her semi-perfect self.

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Heidi’s latest venture has been participation in advertisements for the “Got Milk” campaign. What do you think of Ms. Klum as an old maid?

Heidi Klum’s Belly Baring Jordache Ad.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

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If anyone could sell Jordache jeans it would be model Heidi Klum. I never thought in my life that I would even touch a pair of Jordache jeans let alone wear them. However, Heidi makes me rethink my decision to at LEAST try a pair on.

What do you think of Heidi’s latest ad for Jordache?

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The King Is Dead.

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

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The King of Voiceovers, that is. Don LaFontaine, just 68 years of age, passed away from Pneumothorax, the presence of air or gas in the pleural cavity which houses the lungs, in Cedars-Sinai hospital on Monday, his agent has confirmed.

LaFontaine was one of Hollywood’s most famous voices and is known for his trailer catchphrase ‘In a world where…’. Don also lent his voice to numerous U.S. TV shows including Entertainment Tonight, The Insider and thousands of advertisements.

RIP Don. Our thoughts and prayers go out to your family and friends.