Picture this…you’re on your private jet flying the friendly skies, feet kicked up, toes wriggling underneath your Chenille blanket….your personal television tuned on to the comedy classic “Dumb and Dumber”….Crunch, crunch, crunch….

You’re munching on Cheetos and sipping on a Frap while flying over the Atlantic Ocean….when in mid-laugh at Jim Carrey’s bowl cut and orange-fingered lick, you are notified that the million-dollar jet that you are ON is in trouble and an emergency landing NEEDS to happen.

Ummmm…HELLLLLLO knock me out until we land that beotch SAFELY. Period.

Yesterday our mole-less friend Enrique Iglesias experienced JUST THAT….well, not that exact story, but he was definitely left shaken when his airplane en route to the UK was forced to make an emergency landing. YOWSERS!

According to a source, Moley-less’s pilot did steer the plane to safety at Luton Airport.
The pilot managed to shut down one of the engines and land the private jet at the Bedfordshire airport. After a short time on the tarmac, Enrique’s jet then flew on to another London airport.

Thankfully no one was hurt in the ordeal and the singer’s spokesperson praised the pilot for making a safe landing.

Damn, I’m surprised Enrique’s mole didn’t grow back onto his face from that stressful ordeal! Thank gawd Enrique and his crew are safe.

Enrique is overseas to kick off a Greatest Hits tour.