Can you tell professional chef Gordon Ramsey is on his way to Los Angeles? Apparently he felt the need to “fit in” with the non-pasties. Gordon strut his stuff through LAX airport as he mentally preps to film a new series of his hit show “Kitchen Nightmares”.

Apparently rolling around in a pool of bronzer and dipping his head halfway in bleach was his way of amping up his LA appeal.

Just one question, if Gordy claims he “didn’t” cheat on his wife and his marriage is sunshines and rainbows, then wouldn’t it be a good idea to wear your wedding band? I don’t know…just a thought.

Image Source: Splash

It’s been a long, hard few weeks for the children of Guy Ritchie and Madge the Vadge, but at last Rocco and David Banda have been reunited with their father. This morning at the London airport, it was a sight that would make anybody’s heart melt.

An onlooker described the emotional reunion, “Rocco shouted, “Dad!” in the loudest voice. Both he and David were smiling. Guy literally threw his coffee aside to free up his hands and run over. You could tell they were all so excited to see each other.”

Those poor little kids. They are the ones that are going to be suffering in the end. Let’s just hope Madge the Vadge doesn’t use her children as pawns in this already nasty divorce. You know Madge is probably relieved to be free for a few days…which means some sneaky-on-the-down-low sexy time with her new boy toy Alex Rodriguez.

Image Source: Matrix Photos

When Mel B. and her hubby Stephen Belafonte landed in the UK yesterday, they got a little more than they bargained for. Sure, you have the paparazzi awaiting your arrival and sometimes the looney tunes show up. And, sometimes the paparazzi are the good guys…or at least in this case they were.

There seemed to be a war of words between a 22-year-old male giving a female paparazzo a bad time. This prompted Mr. Belafonte to step in. Once Belafonte threw in his two cents, all hell broke loose.

An onlooker described the man as “going crazy “, according to TMZ, before screaming: “I’ll get a knife and stab you.” Yikes!

An airport spokeswoman said today: “It is alleged a man approached a man and a woman and was abusive. The 22-year-old was arrested for threatening behavior.”

Mel’s spokeswoman confirmed the singer’s film director husband felt compelled to act after he saw the man giving the photographers a hard time.

Gotta give props to a celeb that understands that paparazzi are only doing their job! Take note, Kanye.

Image Source: EaglePress

Yesterday, Kate Hudson looked down in the dumps as she strolled through Los Angeles International Airport to board her flight to London. She’s definitely NOT SURE! I wouldn’t raise my hand either, if I were her.

Yikes!

And, despite rumors of a possible THIRD reconciliation with Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson laughs. Shoot, I’d be laughing too! I highly doubt Owen would take her back after she dated one of his BEST friends….unless of course he’s drinking again. Kate could only be so lucky for an OW BOOTAY CALL!

Brand new auntie Britney Spears has returned from her Louisiana visit. Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn just gave birth to a baby girl on Thursday morning and the Britster was basically there for a quick peek and a few diaper changes. Rumors were swirling that Britney was going to be staying with her sis for a little bit to help out with baby duties. Apparently, she has some biznass to tend too back home!

Not even 2 days later, Britney has flown the coop and back to paparazzi land. All her paparazzi buddies were there to greet her at the airport, per usual. Just another day in the life of Britney.