The girl may be back in tip top shape, but it doesn’t mean the Britster can’t get toxic every now and then. Right? You KNOW it’s a slow gossip day when Britney and an artery clogging burger is a focal point of our madness. Of course you want to know when Brit eats, sleeps and drops the kids off at the pool, right? I thought so.

Yesterday Brit Brit indulged in a greasy burger and chips in the grand ole’ country of Japan. The popstar landed in Japan a couple days ago to promote her already number one album “Circus”. In addition to reaching number one in the U.S., the record entered at the top of the charts also in Brazil, Canada, Japan, Mexico and Switzerland.

To that success, I say eat another burger!

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THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE:

‘Nuff said.

Source: Hits Daily Double

With the horrible economy and peeps cutting back on extra curricular spending, it comes as no surprise that album sales are down. But, with Pink’s (Alecia Moore) highly anticipated album “Fun House”, she managed to score the number two spot on the album charts. Yahoo for Pink. Unfortunately, she was unable to beat out the AC/DC metal heads. Here’s hoping to a number one takeover next week!

Here are the top ten albums for the week, according to Hits Daily Double:

1. AC/DC, Black Ice

2. P!nk, Fun House

3. Soundtrack High School Musical 3: Senior Year

4. John Legend, Evolver

5. Toby Keith, That Don’t Make Me A Bad Guy

6. Rascal Flatts, Greatest Hits Volume 1

7. T.I., Paper Trail

8. Celine Dion, My Love: Essential Collection

9. Snow Patrol, A Hundred Million Suns

10. Kenny Chesney, Lucky Old Sun

Pink’s album seriously rocks, so if you are able to treat yourself to some brand spankin’ new music, I highly suggest “Fun House”. You WILL thank me.

Whether you like it or not, prepare to see more and more and more of Jessica Simpson…only we will be seeing the country-bumpkin side of Jessica. You ready, ya’ll? Jessica is preparing for her country album titled “Do You Know” to be released September 8th. I’m not sure what it is what we are supposed to know, but the mystery of not knowing what she wants us to know is just Jessica’s sneaky way of tricking us into dishing out some dough for her pockets. (One thing I do KNOW is that Papa Joe is working behind-the-scenes developing a sneaky PR stunt to whip out at us…sneaky fox that he is…Sneaky, sneaky Papa Joe.)

Oh, and don’t be surprised if along the promotional tour you see Jessica pull some Dolly Parton’s.

Jess told a source, “Dolly is awesome! I idolize her. And she is beautiful. I would love to be just like her. I have worked with her and it was great.”

That’s ALL we need is another Dolly Parton.