Miami was full of love and puppydog tails as Madge and her Vadge took to the stage to entertain. Madge’s little puppy Alex Rodriguez was sitting front row at the concert and seemed love struck as Madge strut her stuff across the stage in her black leotard.

Rumor has it as Madge sang the song “You Must Love Me”, Madge stared at the baseball star with her beady little flirtatious eyes, as if the song was directed towards him. Ooooo, saucy.

At one point during the performance, Madge reached down and asked A-Rod to pass her his bottle of water.

A fan told E! News: “It was easy for him to hand it off because he was sitting in the front row. He was all excited watching her perform.”

I’m sure he was damn excited…especially for that sleepover the pair shared at A-Rod’s rental home on Miami’s exclusive Star Island after the big show.

In fact, sources tell E! they spent several nights together in Miami during the days leading up to her Wednesday night concert at Dolphin Stadium. Surprising? Not so much. Madge has got this man wrapped around her wrinkly vadge.

According to the Miami Herald, the couple then partied with friends and other musicians at Soffer’s home until 5 a.m. on Thanksgiving day.

Despite reports that Rodriguez planned to fly to the Big Apple with Madge for turkey later in the day, Madge remained in Miami.

How long before Madge starts putting a leash around A-Rod’s neck? So far it seems A-Rod is lovin’ something that Madge has and I would hope it is not that wrinkly vadge.

Click after the jump for more of A-Rod’s lovestruck faces at the Miami show.
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Madge must have pissed A-Rod off because now he’s spending the Thanksgiving holiday with his ex-wife and kids, instead of her. That Madge. But contrary to reports, spin spin spin….

A source told People, “He always had every intention of spending the holiday with Cynthia, the family, and his two daughters. There was never any intention of him flying back. The allegations regarding this trip to New York [to be with Madonna] couldn’t be anything farther from the truth,” the source says.

According to the source, A-Rod is planning on having dinner with Cynthia and their two children Tuesday night, and that Cynthia was “outraged” by the reports he wasn’t going to be with the family.

“Her mother and father and other family members are flying in” for the holiday, the source says. “They’ll all have a huge family get-together. Alex will be there for that, and be there the entire long weekend.”

Yep. Madge and her Vadge are going to be oh so lonely this Thanksgiving. That actually brought a little tear to my eye…oh wait, I had an eyelash on my pupil. Nevermind.

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I’m extremely saddened to hear the following news. Guy Ritchie and Madonna have come to an agreement on the divorce settlement. Yes, already. WTF. And get this…Madge is keeping every pretty little penny that she has earned. Guy doesn’t get one cent from Madge…because…he doesn’t want any of it. Is this Guy nuts? He EARNED that ching!

Well, well, well…I’m sure Madge is about ready to stretch, kick, hike up her granny panties and jump right into bed with A-Rod now that she got her way.

A source told the Daily Mail, “It will be all over by the end of the month. The priority for him has always been the children. Ritchie has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same.”

A custody agreement has rumored to be reached as well, with both boys David Banda and Rocco Ritchie splitting their time between the UK (with Guy) and New York the United States (with Madge).

A second source said, “Ritchie could have taken her to the cleaners. He is a very honorable man to have walked away.”

Uhhh, ya think?

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For all you Madge-inites who think Madge is keeping her vadge to herself, you best re-think your virginal thoughts. We’re talking about a seasoned 50-year-old woman who prances around on stage in a leotard. There is nothing you can say or do that will lead me to believe that Madge and A-Rod aren’t bumping genitals. As sick as it sounds, you KNOW it is true.

This weekend, Madge must have been busy Kabbalah-ing it up and/or working on her fitness to join in the fun of the opening of Fontainebleu Hotel in Miami. A-Rod was there. So were two of Madge’s BFF’s. And, from the way it sounds, it was probably a good thing Madge’s pals, Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna’s BFF Ingrid Casares were there…otherwise A-Rod would have gotten away with flirting. I know, gawd forbid.

According to Ok! magazine, a dark-haired beauty in a short black dress approached A-Rod and he seemed smitten.

“They looked like they were flirting,” one eyewitness tells OK! about Alex and his chatting partner. “A-Rod’s body language was open and casual, and he had a big smile.” But, not for long…

About fifteen minutes into the conversation, in jumps Ingrid to steal A-Rod’s attention. A source said, “She wedged herself in between A-Rod and the brunette and didn’t even acknowledge that the other woman was there,” recalls the partygoer to OK!. “Ingrid diverted Alex’s attention and made sure to keep him deep in conversation.”

Good to know Madge has got some sneaky little pals to make sure her boy toy behaves himself!

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It’s been a long, hard few weeks for the children of Guy Ritchie and Madge the Vadge, but at last Rocco and David Banda have been reunited with their father. This morning at the London airport, it was a sight that would make anybody’s heart melt.

An onlooker described the emotional reunion, “Rocco shouted, “Dad!” in the loudest voice. Both he and David were smiling. Guy literally threw his coffee aside to free up his hands and run over. You could tell they were all so excited to see each other.”

Those poor little kids. They are the ones that are going to be suffering in the end. Let’s just hope Madge the Vadge doesn’t use her children as pawns in this already nasty divorce. You know Madge is probably relieved to be free for a few days…which means some sneaky-on-the-down-low sexy time with her new boy toy Alex Rodriguez.

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If YOU were married to Madge and deprived of the vadge, good gawd you’d be boozing it up and celebrating daily!

Granted Guy hasn’t been “all play”. He has been working his tushy off on his next film project Sherlock Holmes, while in the meantime enjoying a few cocktails and company of friends. And I say, CHEERS TO THAT!

Meanwhile back in the Wicked Witch of the West’s world, she and the kiddies are hanging out in New York.

But Madge better be prepared! Guy has lawyered up with a top lawyer in his battle with the witchy woman over where their children should live. Madge, of course, wants to stay in New York to be closer to her new boy toy Alex Rodriguez.

Needless to say, things are about to get real interesting.

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Call me out if I’m digging a little bit too deep into the Madge-Guy Ritchie divorce battle here, but…it seems Madge is all for throwing daggers. Her latest stint? Dressing Rocco in a New York Yankees jersey. According to a source, eight-year-old Rocco was accompanied by his mother, sister Lourdes and a huge security team at the Chelsea Piers Gym yesterday.

It hasn’t even been a week since the announcement of a divorce, however it seems Madge is doing her best to make Mr. Ritchie pissed off to the maximum. For all of you who have been living under a rock, rumors of an affair with New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez has been THE rumor that has been swirling for months now…especially since Alex called it quits with his ex-wife Cynthia this summer.

Either Madonna is committing a big NO-NO by using her children as pawns in this nasty divorce or perhaps Rocco’s favorite baseball team really IS the New York Yankees and he simply wanted to wear that jersey?

Hmmm. What do YOU think?

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Are you thinking that the A-Rod-Madge affair didn’t happen? Well, bitches, it’s time to start snapping out of your denial funk and face reality. Even if it wasn’t physical, you can bet your booty it was an “affair of the heart”. What a difficult time for Madonna, this big divorce and all. So, what better way to deal with the tragedy of a divorce than to spend some time speaking with a REALLY good friend?

Poor Alex knows that this is a difficult time for Madonna, especially as she has children and the fact that he went through the SAME ORDEAL just a few months back.

Apparently the RIGHT answer in helping out his REALLY good friend is by purchasing a penthouse just a few blocks away from the pop superstar in NYC. Ummm yeah. THAT should make everything alright.

A source said, “He thought this was the best way to be close to her without being too intrusive. He is completely into her and willing to be patient while she sorts everything out. All he cares about is just being close to her,” a source added.

In addition, Rodriguez has also promised a gift to Madge and her vadge of a his-and-hers gym complex near her Manhattan apartment. What a perfect gift! We all know how much Madge LOVES to work on building up her pipes!

Wow. What a great friend she has in A-Rod! That is just the person she needs to hang out with now to help mend her broken heart. Pffffft.

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David Beckham is one of THE hottest sports athlete on the planet. Not only has Men’s Health declared him “the world’s greatest sporting icon”, but THAT is one fact there is no denying.

The magazine says, “Beckham is, without a doubt, planetary. As far as universally recognizable names in sports today, you have David Beckham. After him, who? Tiger Woods. That’s about it. Even the big names in US sports - Tom Brady, LeBron James, Alex Rodriguez - are unknowns in international waters. But just about everyone, everywhere, knows who David Beckham is.”

That’s nice and all. I mean, let’s be real here…the man was blessed with good looks AND talent.

On top of that…I knew NOTHING about soccer before David Beckham. Heck, I still don’t know ANYTHING about soccer.

But, I will say I do pay a lot more attention to the sport now that David has made his mark in it. How HOT are these pics?

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In fact, Madonna is doing quite the opposite, spending quality Kabbalah time with Guy Richie and kiddies and exercise time with BFF Gwyneth Paltrow. Yesterday, Gwyneth and Madonna were spotted out and about in the Hamptons with a couple of their rug rats.

Gwynnie Gwin Gwin can make it all better.

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