Ali Landry Hosts the First Hot Moms Party at TAO Las Vegas; shown with her man Alejandro Monteverde

From tutus and tights and six-pack abs to this hunk of cheese, Ali Landry stepped out with her man director Alejandro Monteverde . He doesn’t look like he hits the gym as much as AC Slayter does…but he must have a nice personality and some may-jor cha-ching!

Ali Landry is nice arm candy and that may be just a bonus for Alejandro. I think he just may be in it for the lifetime supply of Doritoes! He looks like a man who can appreciate a bag of Doritoes every now and then.
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Or in Mario Lopez’s case…Karina Smirnoff. It has been confirmed that Karina is no longer turned on by the former tutu wearing AC Slayter. Not even the spandex Mario wears in A Chorus Line turn her crank. Poor Mario.

The split was made official today.

Rumor has it that Karina has been having a side dish canoodle-fest with E! Entertainment personality Michael Yo. Yo Yo, what about Mario #2, her current dance partner? Their rumba seems to be believably saucy. And, perhaps those touchy feel-y rumors were true. Hmmm…

Remember when Mario Lopez’s two-week marriage with Doritoes girl Ali Landry failed because he was reportedly cheating?

Karma…what a bitch!!!!

UPDATE: 

Both Mario and Karina are denying the split.  Karina tells E! News correspondent and DWTS co-host Samantha Harris, “Mario and I are fine. Everything’s good.”