“I know everything that’s been written and said. I didn’t want people–especially my fellow cast mates–to think that I was just cast for name recognition. I wanted the rest of the cast to know that I am serious. There’s a misperception about me that I just became this wallflower, this woman who doesn’t have any control over her life. That I just became a wife. And that’s pretty wrong.”

Katie Holmes, On Why She Was Scared Shitless To Start Work on “All My Sons”

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Now normally if your precious baby is crying for the other parent, one’s jealous tendencies may become apparent and one may become a tad melancholy. But, in this particular instance, as Suri reaches out for Scientol-Tom, Katie seems to not really give a crap. In fact, poor Stepford Kate looks rundown and in need of one giant nap. Work is a bitch, I tell ya!

I get depressed every time I talk about Katie and her rugged life, so let’s celebrate Tom’s platform trainers. It looks as if Tommy’s sneaks make him at LEAST one and a half inches taller. And to that we give a big WHA WHAT?!!!!

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It seems the Tom Cruise clan and the Beckhams are thankful for one another as they joined forces to celebrate their Thanksgiving holiday together. Awww, so sweet.

David and Vicky B. headed to Central Park with their three sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz to meet up with Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, their daughter Suri and Cruise’s adopted children Isabella and Connor for the fabulous festivities.

The two families also hooked up a day before to watch Katie perform in her Broadway play “All My Sons” and then they presumably had a placenta stew dinner together. Yum.

Click after the jump for more saucy pics of the Beckhams and the Cruise clans as they get swarmed by the paparazzi.
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Whip up your favorite stew, break out your best fold-n-roll jeans and jump on your couch like a highly energetic child. We will soon be celebrating the fabulous union of Scientology Tom and Stepford Katie Cruise…November 18th to be exact.

So, mark your calendars and be prepared to celebrate because we aren’t so sure Tom and Katie will be able to party down on their anniversary. Katie has gotta work, peeps. Yeah, how bad does THAT suck. It seems their second wedding anniversary could end up being a very low key affair as Katie will be on stage in All My Sons instead of going somewhere special with Tom. Awwww, I know. It’s depressing, really. But, you KNOW Tommy will be at the theater taking all the attention away from his working woman that night. He’ll have that magical twinkle in his eye that will entrance the audience and fill the room with Scientology love.

A source told OK! magazine: “Don’t be surprised if he presents her with a huge bouquet of roses as the cast takes their bows. And her dressing room will look like a florist shop!”

Well, that is a sweet idea, but flowers die. Katie’s love for Tom will never die as long as he keeps cookin’ that warm, hearty placenta stew. I have a better idea. Why not set up a crock pot in Katie’s dressing room? YEAH! Tom could simmer a special placenta stew all night long and then after the show they can toast their love by dipping their fingers into the stew and marking a heart on each other’s foreheads.

OMG, how sweet.

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While Katie is juggling production of All My Sons, little tater tot Suri has hours to play in her own VIP area at the theater…which even comes complete with a little piano. Life is rough for Suri!

However, the princess of Scientology King and Stepford wife Katie is clearly getting sick of the endless photo ops. I think Suri may need to refresh her day with some warm placenta stew.

You wonder why Tom is always smiling? I’m telling ya…it is the stew! It’s warm, it’s hearty AND it’s full of wholesome goodness. YUM!

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Five grueling weeks of rehearsals for a Broadway show performance, playing with and keeping tabs on a two-year-old Xenu child Suri and playing Stepford wife to Scientologist guru Tom Cruise is finally taking its toll on Katie Holmes.

Katie looks as though she needs about 2828473 hours of sleep and a shot of vodka. Wait one hot minute, isn’t booze against Scientology rules and regulations? Pffft.

Perhaps some hearty placenta stew will bring some color back to Kate’s gaunt-like complexion? Tom, put on that apron and get cookin’!

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Ice cream, you scream…I look at Tom and still scream. It was a placenta-loving Saturday afternoon for Tom and Scientology-spawn Suri as the duo enjoyed some ice cream and some cuddles in Manhattan near the Holmes-Cruise apartment.

Meanwhile, Stepford Katie was performing a matinee of “All My Sons” on Broadway. Way to put Tommy on diaper duty!

Though she may not be the best actress in the world, Katie Holmes managed to have a successful opening night on Broadway with her performance of “All My Sons”. Katie’s presence brought a sold out crowd, gaggles of reporters and Scientology protestors.

“All My Sons” was the highest-grossing play on Broadway in its first full week of previews, taking in $684,002. So, it will be no surprise to see this play take in some BIG bucks while on Broadway.

Stepford Katie spoke to People after her performance saying that, “It felt like Christmas.”

As for her supportive husband Katie added: “I was so nervous, and I saw him out there, and he made me feel so much better,” she gushed. “Every time he’s there, I just feel like it’s going to be okay.” Translation: He’s programmed me to be nervous around other people, but relaxed around him. Cool, right? And just knowing we get to eat placenta stew in celebration of my performance makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Barf.

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Katie Holmes drew a huge crowd to her highly anticipated debut on Broadway of “All My Sons”. However, I must admit the most exciting moment of the evening was the landing of the alien spaceship that held our favorite placenta-stew chef Tom Cruise and his Stepford Wife Katie Holmes. Oh, what a spectacle!

What was even more of a sight was the crowd that showed up before the big stage debut…the Scientology protesters. As you can see from the photos below, they were present to show Tom how much they loved him. I am sure he felt the love.

Many audience members praised Katie’s performance and Tom gushed as well, telling the AP, “Did you see it? … It was extraordinary.” As was the smorgasbord of fresh placenta eaten following the performance. Yum. Rumor has it, the aliens shipped in a special batch JUST for this night.

Just last night Katie showed her support for her hubby by attending the “Tropic Thunder” premiere with him in Westwood. Tom has only a cameo appearance, where he is unrecognizable in a bald cap and fat suit, but hey…he was IN the movie one way or another! And, Katie was there by his side, even if she had to fly out to the opposite coast to be there for him.

Earlier in the day, Katie spent some time at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood for a dance rehearsal with a private instructor. And, today it was back to NYC for rehearsal for her Broadway debut in September. Girlfriend is busier than a bee!

On a side note: Perhaps someone told Katie that the “fold and roll” isn’t cool. She found some jeans that fit her! Thank gawd! I was beginning to worry.