She’s been a booze hound since she popped outta her mother’s womb. However, last night 42-year-old Sadie Frost was put to the test…the AMY WINEHOUSE test. After spending just THREE hours at the singer’s home, Sadie Frost and her on-off boyfriend Kristian Marr stumbled out of Amy’s apartment, red-eyed and bushy-tailed.

A source said: ‘The zip of her dress wasn’t done up properly and her jacket was tucked into the back of it. She was in a real state.

‘Oddly, she left clutching a box full of junk, which had “all make-up/skin care bits” written on the top.’

Sadie OBVIOUSLY had some problems with her dress.

And peeps…This is what happens when you hang with Amy Winehouse for the night. You end up blitzed out of your mind, wearing a pair of dirty ballerina flats, and carrying a box of junk home with you.

Sadie Frost definitely keeps it classy.

Things aren’t getting any better for our friend Amy Winehouse. Amy made her return to the stage yesterday at V Festival where she was booed by the audience after keeping the crowd and her band waiting.

According to a source, Amy appeared to be sallow-faced and grubby with dark smears of make-up around her eyes. Not only that but she coughed and spluttered her way through the set, forgetting the words to Back to Black and mumbling to herself between songs.

It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to see that this chick is slowly dying. Can someone please help this woman before she shaves her hair off?

Well, peeps, apparently hiding out didn’t do Amy Winehouse any good. Pretty much a record, Amy was only seen out in public TWICE in the last month. We thought a miracle may had happened as we saw her returning to the studio. We were hoping maybe Amy was all work, little play. However, I am disappointed to say that Amy is still the same ole’ G with an anger management problem worse than Naomi Campbell. (In fact to see those two rumble in a ring would be an event I would empty my life savings to see.)

So, here’s how Amy’s eventful night went down, according to a source:

Amy was working at a fundraiser when she lashed out in anger at a fan who tried to take a picture of her on a mobile phone. (She’ll smash your phone peeps!)

The singer toyed with paparazzi as she threw her jacket around, ran along the street and told her bodyguards to try to close a garage forecourt while she bought cigarettes.

After leaving Dingwall’s by the back exit she headed to a local petrol station to pick up a deck of cards and then ran off trying to lose her entourage.

As she went past a pub next to her house she picked up a glass and threw it at a photographer.

The Sun also reported that she slapped a passer-by who touched her shoulder, seemingly concerned for her health.

Wow. This ALL while she had her goddaughter along with her, who looks to be about 11 years old. First of all, where is HER mother? I wouldn’t let my pet fish spend an evening with Amy Winehouse, let alone a CHILD. Good grief.

What on gawd’s green earth is this? Something very tragic is happening to this woman’s chest and it is far from pretty. In fact, I threw up a little bit in my mouth upon seeing this.

I wonder what kind of treasures are stuck down deep in that tragic cleavage. Amy Winehouse’s crack pipe? Leftover fried chicken? A little mouse and a wheel of cheese?

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Oh my gawd! It’s Amy freakin’ Winehouse! Where have you been, girlfriend?! From what it looks like, Amy is still alive, but barely.

Amy Winehouse appeared after what has been a couple days in hiding at her Camden flat. Wino hasn’t been seen out in public since July 28th. And, OH HOW we have missed her!

So, where was Amy off to on this fine day? Rumor has it she was off to a London recording studio. Hmmm…perhaps being holed up for a few days has done a Wino some good?

We wish Amy would pack up and ship herself to rehab, but we all know that until pigs fly or monkeys fly out of my butt, that is NOT going to happen.

Instead, Amy is said to be packing up her belongings and on the search for a home in in Bury St Edmunds…closer to her beloved Blakey Pooh.

According to the Sun newspaper, he’s being moved to one of three category-C prisons in Suffolk because “prison staff are genuinely worried”.

A source also told the paper that Winehouse’s “management are happy because they feel she needs to move out of town.”

Perhaps a change in scenery is what Amy needs, however, I am afraid that her escaping Camden is only a temporary fix.

And, Blake is bad news. She needs to break away from him. Plain and simple. Until she realizes that, NOTHING is going to change for the better in Amy’s life, unfortunately.

Papa Mitch Winehouse is freakin’ PISSED and on a rampage! The cause of Amy’s convulsions and recent trip to the hospital were rumored to be because of a reaction to medication she is taking for her drug addiction. Huh? That’s right…a drug to cure a drug addiction. Nice.

However, Mitch Winehouse does not believe a bit of it and won’t until a toxicology report is delivered.

According to a source, Mitch is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible for putting “E” in her drink. If his suspicions are proved right, he wants someone to be punished. He is seriously unhappy about Amy’s flat being a stop-over for randoms and wants an end to it.

Mitch better start laying the smack down before it’s too late!!! I’m getting scurred!

Monday, Papa Mitch Winehouse called the ambulance to Amy’s Camden home after Amy reportedly suffered a bout of “convulsions”. Ummm, not good. There haven’t been any more details leaked on Amy’s current state, but we’ll keep you posted.

If this comes as a surprise to you…check out this pic of Amy from Sunday night.

So So Sad. Girlfriend has TOO many issues. Don’t die, Amy!

UPDATE: According to Amy’s reps, Amy was hospitalized Monday night for a reaction to medication but was expected to be released by morning.

Amy Winehouse’s night out on the town was an early one. Hey, she was on her way home at 7AM. Better than 8AM, right?

Last night, Amy was ready to rock and roll as she spent some P-time friends Babyshambles guitarist Mick Whitnall and model Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. Looks like she didn’t forget a thing!

*frosted jeans? Check.
*Messed up beehive? Check.
*bottle of booze? Check.
*cigarettes? Check.
*asthma inhaler? Check.

You just never know if you will have an asthma attack after smoking a cigarette! Good thinking, Amy!

Who KNEW Amy Winehouse was a crazy cat lady? The troubled star is said to own at least 14 cats and a source reveals that these felines could be the very cause of her recently diagnosed emphysema.

‘It wasn’t long after Amy got the cats that she started having breathing difficulties,’ a source revealed.

‘She didn’t put two and two together but the doctors did. It turns out she has a severe cat allergy and they are making her ill.’

Hmmm. I suppose those damn cats are responsible for Amy’s drug problem too?

Might as well blame the cats for her anger issues, punching fans, lashing out at paparazzo, and slapping bodyguards as well.

OMG…hold on to your hats, people. I have an idea! I think maybe Amy should rid of those mean cats. Perhaps all her problems will be solved and she’ll be the new Mary Poppins?!

Hey, anything is worth a shot at this point.