Anne Hathaway and Angelina after Anne kicked Ange’s butt in the Best Actress category.

Last night was a night of high fashion, fabulousness, and surprises. The Critic’s Choice Awards was officially the season opener for awards of film. And as many of you know, to win a Critic’s Choice Award is often times an appetizer to the big Oscar protein shake and potatoes prize.

The big wigs were out in droves mingling and meshing with each other, but as expected, all eyes were on the PDA love birds Brangelina. And despite the fact that both Brad and Ange went home empty handed, the affection that went on between the rumored “married” couple was either nauseating or sweet, depending on the onlooker.

An inside witness told US Weekly that Jolie whispered to Pitt, “I miss you” even though they were sitting next to each other and even shared that at one point, Brad had his hand all the way up Angelina’s dress! Ummm, hello!!! Get a room you horny little teenage-wannabes!

The tear-jerker of the evening was the post-humus award win for Heath Ledger’s supporting role performance in “The Dark Knight”. Heath’s co-star Aaron Eckhart raved about Heath Ledger’s work in “The Dark Knight”. “I feel like Heath Ledger put in a beautiful performance, and it’s just amazing that fans and critics are recognizing that. It’s just tremendous.” And it was a fabulous performance indeed!

Here’s the official list of winners from last night’s Critic’s Choice Awards event:

Picture: “Slumdog Millionaire”

Actor: Sean Penn, “Milk”

Actress: Tie: Anne Hathaway, “Rachel Getting Married,” and Meryl Streep, “Doubt”

Supporting actor: Heath Ledger, “The Dark Knight”

Supporting actress: Kate Winslet, “The Reader”

Acting ensemble: “Milk”

Director: Danny Boyle, “Slumdog Millionaire”

Writer: Simon Beaufoy, “Slumdog Millionaire”

Animated feature: “WALL-E”

Young actor/actress: Dev Patel, “Slumdog Millionaire”

Action movie: “The Dark Knight”

Comedy movie: “Tropic Thunder”

Picture made for television: “John Adams”

Foreign language film: “Waltz With Bashir”

Documentary feature: “Man On Wire”

Song: “The Wrestler,” Bruce Springsteen, “The Wrestler”

Composer: A.R. Rahman, “Slumdog Millionaire”

Joel Siegel award: Richard Gere

This Sunday don’t forget to tune in to the Golden Globes awards. Who wouldn’t want to watch more lip-locking action from the loved-up couple of Brangelina….errr I mean, see all the talented actors and actresses win their much deserved or undeserved awards!

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No wonder why these two have a hissy fit when referred to as the unified “Brangelina”, created by using the first part of Brad’s first name and the second part of Angelina’s first name. These two bitches may in fact be MARRIED! Yep. Big shocker? Not so much.

Apparently, Brad’s “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” co-star Taraji Henson was at the Palm Springs International Film Festival when she let the cat outta the bag about Angie and “her husband” Brad and what a great family they are. She even offered to babysit the kids! Ummm, someone has a big mouth and knows how to flap it!

“I already told your husband [I'd babysit],” Taraji told Angie at the Los Angeles movie premiere. After she realized what she said, she paused and added, “Life partner” then repeated, “husband.”

Trying to lighten the subject, Taraji then shifted gears to the success of “Benjamin Button” and Brad’s Golden Globe nomination. “I think he should win it; he was incredible in the film.”

But I would find it odd that they WOULDN’T share this story with the press, as they have shared every other story of their lives. Or maybe they feel their union is the one thing they wanted to keep secret at least for one hot minute?

And how understandable! He’s with one of the most gorgeous women in the world…Brad better behave himself and say all the right things, dammit! Brad is no dummy!

W Magazine loves the Jolie-Pitts…so much so that Brad now graces the cover. Is there something we don’t know here? Do Brad and Ange secretly own this shiz? I wouldn’t be surprised.

And what seems to be a “naturale” photo of Mr. Pitt on the cover, it is refreshing to see some lines and aging on this man. Forty-five years old? Yep, I see it. Traumatic divorce and saucy affair? Yep, I see that too. But, Brad begs to differ.

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed for a year. We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful.”

Ok, so maybe Jen is the one who is “uncool”?

“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created. We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

Very eloquent and careful wording there Brad. Two thumbs up! I’m sure Ange will be proud!

Stay tuned next month when Brad and Angelina’s nannies are pictured on W serving up Ange’s ta-ta milk to the magical twins in a bottle made of gold.

Source: W Magazine

Shiloh, Pax, Zahara, Vivienne, Knox, Maddox, Betsy, Betty, Saint, Cliff, Margie, Eddie and all you other Jolie-Pitt children, listen up. I hope to gawd you aren’t expecting that corvette or that Fisher-Price Loving Family Dollhouse this year because I hate to break it to ya…Santa isn’t coming. In fact, he’s going to zoom right past your chateau this holiday season. Yep. I really don’t think he wants to go through the hassle of getting past your 1902934 security guards who populate your estate. Those guys are FIERCE and are no force to be reckoned with!

No, no, no…it’s not that you haven’t been naughty, by any means…it’s just that you have too much shit! Being a part of the Sainthood that you are, you best realize right now that you can’t always get what you want…as long as Papa Brad’s in control of Santa’s sleigh.

This year, you are making your own shit! It’s about to get all Martha Stewart in the Jolie-Pitt chateau this year. HOLLA!

Papa Brad dished to Hello! magazine about his holiday gift giving idea and his craftiness…

“So we have gifts, but we try to keep the money spent to a minimum. The rule is that everyone’s got to make something for someone else, you got to put time into it. We do exchange gifts, although we don’t feel any pressure to make them big or expensive gifts.”

Well, that just sucks. Screw yarn, paper, glitter and markers. If I was Brad’s kid, I’d be asking for a Ferrari, Rock Band 2, a trip to Hawaii, a Jimmy Choo ‘Ring’ Patent Leather Hand Bag and an Elmo Live doll so I could sell it on eBay. So much for my idea for wanting to be adopted by these two anymore!

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Could it be for just one hot minute that Jennifer Aniston, whom the majority of us label as “desperate”, was trying to be the opposite of “uncool”?

Well, if you didn’t know Jennifer’s movie “Marley And Me” and her ex Brad Pitt’s film “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” BOTH premiere to the public on Christmas Day. Talk about a competition of the exes! Woot, Woot!

At any rate, the juicy-ness ensues as today it was leaked that Miss Jennifer has been terrified sick of
walking the red carpet alone for her movie’s premiere…as in…she doesn’t want to look like a fool without someone on her arm, like Brad has fox-licious Saint Angelina.

An insider said: “She did not want to be single when her movie opened.”

So with that being said, when Jennifer had broken up with John, Jennifer’s assistants were working overtime to try to find Jen a replacement date to join her on the red carpet for her movie premieres.

But then as you all know…John came back into the picture. Once Jen and John reconciled, the bid to find Jen a date was axed.

So could it be that Jen IS trying to mask the fact that she really IS “uncool”? Hmmm…chew on that!

Except ONE. Tom Freaking Cruise Got Nominated.

Tom Placenta Stew Brewing Cruise cannot win for his dancing skills! What is this world coming to??? Anystew, here is the full list of Golden Globe nominees.

PICTURE, DRAMA:

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
“Frost/Nixon”
“The Reader”
“Revolutionary Road”
“Slumdog Millionaire”
“The Visitor”

PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY:

“Burn After Reading”
“Happy-Go-Lucky”
“In Bruges”
“Mamma Mia!”
“Vicky Christina Barcelona”

FOREIGN LANGUAGE PICTURE:

“Baader Meinhof Complex”
“Everlasting Moments”
“Gomorrah”
“I’ve Loved You So Long”
“Waltz With Bashir”

DIRECTOR:

Danny Boyle, “Slumdog Millionaire”
Stephen Daldry, “The Reader”
David Fincher, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”
Ron Howard, “Frost/Nixon”
Sam Mendes, “Revolutionary Road.”

DRAMATIC ACTOR:

Leonardo DiCaprio, “Revolutionary Road”;
Frank Langella, “Frost/Nixon”;
Sean Penn, “Milk”;
Brad Pitt, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”;
Mickey Rourke, “The Wrestler.”

DRAMATIC ACTRESS:

Anne Hathaway, “Rachel Getting Married”;
Angelina Jolie, “Changeling”;
Meryl Streep, “Doubt”;
Kristin Scott Thomas, “I’ve Loved You So Long”;
Kate Winslet, “Revolutionary Road.”

ACTOR, COMEDY OR MUSICAL:

Javier Bardem, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”;
Colin Farrell, “In Bruges”;
James Franco, “Pineapple Express”;
Brendan Gleeson, “In Bruges”;
Dustin Hoffman, “Last Chance Harvey.”

ACTRESS, COMEDY OR MUSICAL:

Rebecca Hall, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”;
Sally Hawkins, “Happy-Go-Lucky”;
Frances McDormand,
“Burn After Reading”;
Meryl Streep, “Mamma Mia!”;
Emma Thompson, “Last Chance Harvey.”

SUPPORTING ACTOR:

Tom Cruise, “Tropic Thunder”;
Robert Downey, Jr., “Tropic Thunder”;
Ralph Fiennes, “The Duchess”;
Philip Seymour Hoffman, “Doubt”;
Heath Ledger, “The Dark Knight.”

SUPPORTING ACTRESS:

Amy Adams, “Doubt”;
Penelope Cruz, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”;
Viola Davis, “Doubt”;
Marisa Tomei, “The Wrestler”;
Kate Winslet, “The Reader.”

ANIMATED FILM:

“Bolt,”
“Kung Fu Panda,”
“Wall-E.”

SCREENPLAY:

Simon Beaufoy, “Slumdog Millionaire”;
David Hare, “The Reader”;
Peter Morgan, “Frost/Nixon”;
Eric Roth, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”;
John Patrick Shanley, “Doubt.”

ORIGINAL SCORE:

Alexandre Desplat, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”;
Clint Eastwood, “Changeling”;
James Newton Howard, “Defiance”;
Hans Zimmer, “Frost/Nixon”;
A.R. Rahman, “Slumdog Millionaire.”

SONG:

“Down to Earth” (performed by Peter Gabriel, written by Peter Gabriel and Thomas Newman),
“Wall-E”; “Gran Torino” (performed by Clint Eastwood), “Gran Torino”;
“I Thought I Lost You” (performed Miley Cyrus and John Travolta, written by Miley Cyrus and Jeffrey Steele), “Bolt”;
“Once in a Lifetime,” (performed by Beyonce), “Cadillac Records”;
“The Wrestler” (performed by Bruce Springsteen, written by Bruce Springsteen), “The Wrestler.”

DRAMATIC TV SERIES:

“Dexter,”
“House M.D.,”
“In Treatment,”
“Mad Men,”
“True Blood.”

ACTOR, TV DRAMA:

Gabriel Byrne, “In Treatment”;
Michael C. Hall, “Dexter”;
Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”;
Hugh Laurie, “House M.D.”;
Jonathan Rhys Meyers, “The Tudors.”

ACTRESS, TELEVISION DRAMA:

Sally Field, “Brothers & Sisters”;
Mariska Hargitay, “Law & Order: SVU”;
January Jones, “Mad Men”;
Anna Paquin, “True Blood”;
Kyra Sedgwick, “The Closer.”

TV SERIES, MUSICAL OR COMEDY:

“Californication,”
“Entourage,”
“The Office,”
“30 Rock,”
“Weeds.”

ACTOR, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY:

Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”;
Steve Carell, “The Office”;
Kevin Connolly, “Entourage”;
David Duchovny, “Californication”;
Tony Shalhoub, “Monk.”

ACTRESS, TV MUSICAL OR COMEDY:

Christina Applegate, “Samantha Who?”;
America Ferrera, “Ugly Betty”;
Tina Fey, “30 Rock”;
Debra Messing, “The Starter Wife”;
Mary-Louise Parker, “Weeds.”

MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION:

“Cranford,”
“Bernard and Doris,”
“John Adams,”
“A Raisin in the Sun,”
“Recount.”

ACTRESS IN A MINISERIES OR A MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION:

Judi Dench, “Cranford”;
Laura Linney, “John Adams”;
Catherine Keener, “An American Crime”;
Shirley MacLaine, “Coco Chanel”;
Susan Sarandon, “Bernard and Doris.”

ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR A MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION:

Ralph Fiennes, “Bernard and Doris”;
Paul Giammatti, “John Adams”;
Kevin Spacey, “Recount”;
Keifer Sutherland, “24: Redemption”;
Tom Wilkinson, “Recount.”

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION:

Eileen Atkins, “Cranford”;
Laura Dern, “Recount”;
Melissa George, “In Treatment”;
Rachel Griffiths, “Brothers & Sisters”;
Dianne Wiest, “In Treatment.”

PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION:

Neil Patrick Harris, “How I Met Your Mother”;
Denis Leary, “Recount”;
Jeremy Piven, “Entourage”;
Blair Underwood, “In Treatment”;
Tom Wilkinson, “John Adams.”

CECIL B. DEMILLE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD: Steven Spielberg.

The 66th Annual Golden Globe awards will be handed out in Los Angeles Jan. 11.

Source: AP

Wow, talk about a Brangelina-Aniston war…and it’s getting to be a festival of nakedness. First Angelina’s milk-filled teet, then Brad’s porny guido-stache…and now it’s Jen’s turn and she takes this saga one step further by donning her birthday suit for Playboy GQ magazine. Take this as a slap in the face Angelina…your teet ain’t shit compared to Jennifer’s airbrushed birthday suit!

What’s next? John Mayer’s constipation face magnified times 10? Brad and Ange sharing a cover with strategically placed fig leaves? Oh lawdy, this is getting good!

In the January issue of GQ, Jennifer talks John (despite her ordering John to keep his mouth shut) and her trips to the Hamptons with the Jolie-Pitt brood, and her new film. Check out some of the highlights below:

Clearing Up Rumors Regarding John:

I am not having his baby. And I have not popped the question.

Honestly, did not know much about him before I met him. I’d heard … you know, uh ‘Your Body’ – that song. But what I can say is that I had no idea what an extraordinary musician he is. And it’s just great to sit and be witness to that. It’s kind of like, Whoa!

On Her Weekend Trips To The Hamptons:

The funny thing is, people don’t realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends. No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox…

About Her New Film “Pumas” And The Cougarlicious References:

It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what’s been ironic is how hard it’s been to get this movie made. Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America. They’d want to change it; they’re saying, ‘Oh, you can’t do that, people just can’t imagine you…

You can pick up the Jennifer GQ issue on stands this Friday.

Angie’s said her peace and Jennifer threw in her two cents. Now it’s Brad and his guido-stache’s turn to speak. Brad Pitt opens up to Rolling Stone magazine about his new film “The Case of Benjamin Button”, fame and life with six rug rats. Here are some of the highlights:

His Excuse For Having Only A Few Really Successful Flicks:

I got lost in the wilderness of fame a bit. There are all of these opportunities you’re supposed to be taking. And I got really discombobulated.

On What Drives Him Crazy:

I get enraged when people start telling other people how to live their lives. It drives me mental. This Prop. 8 thing just drives me mental.

On The Election:

I went down to Grant Park (Chicago), because I was doing Oprah the next day. I walked home from the park to the hotel, which was a half-hour walk. And I could walk freely — no one was interested in me at that point. People were weeping and hugging. The sense of elation in the streets — it was great. That was such a turnaround for us. We captured the original definition of America again.

On His Favorite Action Flick:

Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Because you know… six kids. Because I fell in love.

On Why He Thinks Fighting Is Overrated:

Angie and I do not fight anymore.

What occurred to me on this film, and also with the passing of her mother [actress Marcheline Bertrand in 2007], is that there’s going to come a time when I’m not going to get to be with this person anymore.

I’m not going to get to be with my children anymore. Or friends, people I love and respect. And so, if we have a flare-up, it evaporates now.

You can pick up the Guidostache issue when it hits newsstands this Friday.

Source: Rolling Stone

The big premiere of Brad’s latest flick “The Case of Benjamin Button” (which I’m dying to see) went down last night in Los Angeles with Brad and his guido-stache making their presence known. Saint Angelina was Brad’s arm candy for the night, while Brad’s mom and pops were along for the ride.

Some other unlikely stars attended the event, with Jennifer Lopez and her trout pout stealing the spotlight. (What the deuce was she doing there anyways?)

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Last night was a fantabulous night for big Brangelina fans as Saint Angelina joined her Mr. Lovah Lovah and his guido-stache on the red carpet for his new film, “The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button”.

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”, which also stars Cate Blanchett, was filmed in New Orleans in 2006 and 2007. I personally cannot wait to see this flick and Oscar buzz is already generating for Mr. Pitt for the role he plays as a man who begins life as elderly and grows younger with time.

Brad told a source, “It’s a gorgeous, gorgeous film. It’s a film that makes you want to hug your kids and call your folks.”

Well, unfortunately peeps, it looks like the baby watch is over. Angelina wore a tight-fitting white dress that was accenting her angelic ways rather than a bumpy midsection. But, don’t worry…it won’t be long…

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