Larry Birkhead is stretching out his 15 minutes of fame to do good…and he should! Dannielynn, daughter of Larry and the late Anna Nicole Smith, is growing like a freakin’ weed and now YOU can own a piece of the little rug rat’s wardrobe.

Now, as you have seen the many times Papa Larry has whored-out little Dannielynn to the media, the little girlfriend is always dressed to the nines…And now, if you purchase her lovely ensembles, THE proceeds will go to benefit those in need.

According to Entertainment Tonight,

Hundreds of pieces of clothing and other items from the 2-year-old’s personal collection are being auctioned on eBay to benefit Camp Kindle, an organization helping children affected by HIV and AIDS which Larry and Anna Nicole had visited together. Looking for designer dresses? Check! Searching for the perfect pajamas and swimsuits? Check!

For more information on the auctions, visit Larry’s Official Site and then Ebay.

Stay tuned for the Larry Birkhead-Dannielynn reality show to hit the boob tube soon. You can thank Tori Spelling for that, peeps.

“[Larry] Birkhead will be showing off his parenting skills in a new reality show, to air on E! in 2009. He says Tori Spelling (who stars on So noTORIous with husband Dean McDermott) convinced him to do the show, telling him: ‘Dean and I will support you. Why not? Your life is out there anyway.’” Big surprise. Not. But, sadly enough I am sure I will tune in for at least the first episode.

UK reality star Kerry Katona started a promotional tour for her new reality show “Whole Again” by presenting herself as one hot mess on This Morning (equivalent to Good Morning America here in US), appalling both interviewers AND television viewers.

The reality star has previously battled drug addiction, however, it seems Kerry has reverted back to her old ways by making her appearance one big sloppy slurry mess. Pills and booze, anyone?

When I first tuned into this interview, I thought this rambling was her British accent, however, a few sentences later…ummm…yeah. It is clear that this chick has some “Winehouse” issues.

Granted this girl has suffered through drug addictions, premature births, rehab, bipolar disorder, bankruptcy, a home invasion and hostage situation, and has been consistently voted the “most irritating….so therefore I can understand a little night out on the town every now and then, but it’s apparent this chick has BIG problems.

Unfortunately, this behavior reminds me all too well of deceased blonde bombshell Anna Nicole Smith. Don’t ya think?

Larry Birkhead OBVIOUSLY wasn’t satisfied with the money he was awarded after the death of his baby mama Anna Nicole Smith. So what better way to earn some extra ching than to exploit your child? Larry sat down with his outlet of choice (aka. the mag that would offer him a higher payout), Us Weekly, to dish on his daughter and life after Anna, two years later. C’mon, you KNOW he isn’t doing this interview and photoshoot for FREE! That’d be a very Mischa-Barton-thing-to-do.

Here are some interesting (to say the least) highlights of that informative Us Weekly interview with Mr. Birkhead:

* When asked if Dannielynn reminds him of Anna Nicole, he said, “Especially when she smacks me and tells me, ‘No!’–and I let her have her way just like I let her mom have her way.”

* What does he think Anna Nicole would say about him as a dad? “She’d say, ‘Good job, dummy!’–sometimes she’d call me dummy and she would be happy.”

* He was asked about what’s in his future and responded, “I’ve been approached to do a reality show. It wouldn’t be too much of Dannielynn; it would focus on me.”

* His thoughts on dating: “I haven’t found Halle Berry combined with Jessica Alba combined with Eva Mendes yet.”

* He’s also “trying to start a business of things with Anna’s image and likeness–like calendars and posters that Dannielynn could one day take over.” He’s working with Howard K. Stern on it!

About next time next year, you can probably expect to see Anna Nicole’s mini-me gracing yet ANOTHER Us Weekly cover. I must admit, she is a cutie though. Too bad one day she will have to hear about all the craziness that ensued after her birth and her mother’s death. So sad.

OMG, how cute is Dannielynn? She is just a tad too short to ride any rides, however Larry Birkhead brought out his 20 month-old daughter Dannielynn for “The Simpsons Ride” launch today at Universal Studios in Universal City, California. Gawkers stood around and took pics of the cutie patootie. Anna Nicole would have been proud.

Images Source: Wire Image

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The Kentucky Derby will always be a memorable place for Larry Birkhead since that is where he met his baby mama, Anna Nicole Smith.

Even though Anna has passed, he still continues to go back…and it looks like he found his blonde replacement.

She sure looks a lot like Anna, doesn’t she?  Maybe it’s Larry’s way of coping…
And, is that an engagement ring I spy on her finger? That thing looks awfully big!  Girlfriend better not think she is marrying into money, cuz’ that money is Dannielynn’s!   Oh, snap!