Ashton Kutcher is not just a pretty face married to an old lady. He’s a big and bad football coach, bitches. I had really no idea that Mr. Kutcher was athletic, let alone football coach quality. But…he is an A-list celebrity, therefore he can do what he wants when he wants. Period. Ashton Kutcher…an inspiration to many. Check out the wise words Ashy invites us to read from his Myspace blog:

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hola amigos long time no chat. I was clicking the keys latenight and thought I might just wax a little philosophy on the myspot page. The wifey is away shooting a film and I’m holding down the fort here in lala land. I’m pleased to report that my Harvard Westlake football team is 4-2. I am blessed to step on the gridiron every week with a great group of individuals that understand that the collective force is greater that any individual can ever be. A lot of people have asked me why I decided to start coaching. I’ve thought about it a lot because at first I would say “it’s just something I’ve always wanted to do” but to be honest there are a lot of things I’ve always wanted to do. So as I dig deeper I’ve actually found that the truth is that it’s something I’ve always been afraid to do. I was afraid of the time commitment. I was afraid that I would look stupid. I was afraid that the players wouldn’t listen to my football advice, I was afraid that the advice that I gave wouldn’t be very good. I’ve have many situations in my life where I’ve had an opportunity to extend my self and walked away for many of those reasons. And though coaching a football team is no great step for man kind I finding that it’s a great step for me and that I’m not there to teach them they are there to teach me.

In other news, I would like to thank the person who wrote this article for the la times
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/10/ashton-kutchers.html
I believe that you have recognized the seed level of my desire to build blahgirls.com for teenage girls. I don’t believe that there are too many places that honestly depict teenage girls. They are underestimated at every turn and ten times more savy than anyone gives them credit for. If we are not honest about them, with them, and to them, and we don’t deliver them the same truths that our media assets have been more than willing to serve up to teenage boys, we will continue to ensure a sexual divide for generations.
Sexual curiosity is not dirty, it’s human!
Check out Blahgirls.com for more. Oh by the way if you become a fan of the katalyst facebook page I’m doing a bunch of video blogging. also I have a live qik feed at qik.com/ashton lot’s of love ak

Thank you Ashton for enlightening us.

Rumer Willis hit up a Teen Vogue party last night to show off her new ‘do and her new body. I can’t help but feel sorry for this girl. I’m sure she’s a sweet girl and all, but damn, she got slapped with the ugly stick…times 20203489473. However, it is empowering to see that Rumer IS in fact making an effort by debuting a toned slender frame and a brighter hair color to significantly improve her appearance. Gotta give an “A” for effort!

I’m sure it is not easy walking in the shoes of Rumer Willis. I mean how humiliated would you feel to see your mother canoodling and kissy-facing with your tween crush?! Poor Rumer was the one who was having dreams of having Ashton sweep her off her feet and now her mother cougarlicious mother Demi has the boy on a chain. Good grief, to see AJ McLean (my teen crush) sucking face with my mother would just be wrong in so many ways!

Anyways…what do you think of Rumer’s new look? Do the red locks suit her?

Well, to my surprise Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still going strong. I’m surprised Ashton is STILL with this hag. I’m just waiting for that day when Ashton gets his shit together and realizes hey…I can do better than this. A few years from now Demi will be sporting dentures and begging Ashton to rub her bones with Bengay. I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t sound too sexy…if you know what I mean.

Seriously, for the amount of Botox and cosmetic surgery Demi has had and for the amount she is going to have sooner or later Demi will be a spitting image of Joan Rivers. THAT is NOT hot.

Demi has proved to us that you can still get a decent man or boy when you are old and gray…ok, we get it. Congratulations. Now, let Ashton out of his cage…let him spread his wings and fly into the arms of Cameron Diaz.

These days, 50-year-old Sharon Stone is digging her claws young pups. Sharon Stone is the latest celebrity female to join the Cougar-licious club by dating a man at least 10 years her junior. And, to that I say, ROCK ON!

The Basic Instinct star raised eyebrows and turned some heads as she showed up with a mystery baby boy at designer pal Christian Audigier’s Caribana Saturday party in a Toronto nightclub. According to a source, Sharon and her boy toy partied into the wee hours of the night.

After the fabulous party, I am sure the mystery man rubbed Ben Gay all over Sharon’s back and feet before she tucked him into bed. How romantic!

Click after the jump to see pics of other cougar-licious celebrity mamas.
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Awww, a celebrity couple STILL in love. Hey, look it’s Demi Moore and..and..and…who is that bearded man?

Silly me, that IS Ashton Kutcher…all grown up. Wow. Him and his wife Demi attended a charity function in Los Angeles over the weekend and how fabulous do they look people?

Not sure I’m feeling the beard though. Looks like he glued a bunch of you-know-whats on his face. Yikes!

It’s been only a short while since Cameron Diaz’s father passed away (April 15th), however, it is back to work for the blonde actress. Cameron stood alongside co-star Ashton Kutcher to meet fans and flash her smile in celebration of their film together, “What Happens In Vegas”.

At least she looks healthy and seems to be holding up well. The actress didn’t attend the after-party, following the premiere.

This is one movie I would  like to see!  I’m sure Ashton and Cam had amazing on-screen chemistry.  Too bad Ashton is married.   I’ve always thought Ashton and Cam would make a good couple.  Oh well. (more…)

Emilio Diaz’s death was a big shock to everyone who knew and loved him, including his superstar daughter, Cameron Diaz.

Instead of attending her new movie premiere for What Happened In Vegas in the UK, Cameron stayed back in the States.  According to Ashton Kutcher, Cameron is undergoing medical treatment for stress.  Ashton Kutcher held down the fort in the UK and said, “I will be telling her of your get well soon wishes and condolences following her father’s passing on.”

Get Well soon Cam!