Oh the drama of “The Hills”! For those of you who can’t get enough, yet another unfortunate situation has been thrown upon friends Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. Lauren takes to her blog to clear things up about her “rumored fling” with Audrina’s ex Justin “Bobby” Brescia.

Here we go again…

I woke up this morning in a unfortunately familiar situation. Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm… I wonder who it could be? I’m baffled… What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart? I really wish I could figure out who would do this. Who is someone that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands (between pathetically staged paparazzi shots), that has a relationship with Perez…? No one comes to mind. If anyone can figure it out can you please let me know because I am truly stumped.

The rumor I’m referring to is that I “hooked up” with Audrina’s non- boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I’m being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would actually be funny to me if people weren’t taking it seriously. Do they think I was swept away by his wonderful manners and his commitment to my friend? I love it when guys burp in my face. So hot! Seriously?? I have never even been in the same place as Justin when Audrina wasn’t around. I have been there for Audrina for years of ups and downs with this guy. Now she is accusing me of hooking up with him?? It’s the most awkward position to put me in because I can’t defend myself without putting both her and Justin down.

Bottom line, I did not and would never hook up with Justin.

The worse thing is knowing that a friend, that I’ve known for years and even shared a home with, thinks that I’m capable of that kind of betrayal. I would NEVER hurt a friend like that!

Audrina - We promised we wouldn’t let people get into our ears and make us fight. You KNOW I didn’t do this and I have never given you a reason not to trust me. What you are doing is hurtful and I don’t want to fight with you. Whoever is telling you these things does not have your best interest at heart. I have always been there for you and now I’m being attacked for something I didn’t do. We are supposed to be there for each other when other people do this to us and today you are the one doing it to me. Today you are the reason people are saying mean things about me. You asked me if I did this and I told you I didn’t.

Juicy. Does Lauren sound sincere?

Tension between the Hills’ Lo, Lauren and Audrina must have been way too much for the three roommates. Audrina has decided to pack her belongings and say ta-ta to the other two beotches, leaving them to fend for themselves. So, where does this leave the fake, errr… conflicted MTV stars now? (That is in the hands of the MTV producers, apparently.)

Will Audrina get her own spin-off “reality” show? Things that make you go hmmmmm….

Okay, I can hardly keep up with all this mess. There have been big rumors of Lauren and Audrina NOT getting along…as in, possible tarnished relationship. However, LAST NIGHT, Lauren, Audrina, and other roomie Whitney Port were out on the town.  The trio hit up the Crown Bar and apparently all left holding hands.  Boo.  No more drama?!  Let me guess they all sang campfire songs on the way home too?

This is a crock! I say boycott this fake-ness! At least if you are gonna fake something, make it good and STICK to it!

Ok, so I’m not a real big “Hills” fan. But, it is a HUGE surprise to me that Whitney Port is getting her own spin-off show. Isn’t Whitney the boring one? I thought for sure Audrina would have been the one to land her own gig. Apparently I was wrong.

What I am thinking though is what may be happening here is a little stirring of the pot by MTV execs. Piss Audrina off, turn her into the new villian?

According to a source, Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth were all under the same roof at the SAME time. However, Audrina was not hanging with the three girls AND apparently did not know that the others were there. Hmmm….sounds kind of fishy to me, especially considering they all live together.

And, after finding out that they were there, she kept her distance from the three blondes.
I sense something rotten here and its not the jam between my toes. Anyone else thinking what I’m thinking? Oooooo drama. And, we LOVE it!

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The only Hills chick I can actually tolerate celebrated her birthday LAX nightclub inside the Luxor Hotel last night. Happy Birthday to sweetheart, Audrina Patridge! I hope Audrina makes it farther career-wise than all those other Hills beotches.

According to a source, Audrina spent the past week in Hawaii working on “Into the Blue 2: The Reef”, which tells the story of “Sebastion (Chris Carmack, of The O.C.) and Dani (Laura Vandervoort, Smallville), a married couple hired as professional divers to search for Columbus’ hidden treasure. To their horror, they learn that their wealthy employers have a much more terrifying agenda.”

In the straight-to-DVD flick, “Patridge will play a no-nonsense beach beauty whose boyfriend caters to her every demand.”

Happy Birthday beottcccch and we say that with loving adoration!

Just a few days ago, The Hills star Audrina Patridge was telling the media how betrayed she felt over some topless photos that were leaked of her.

Yet last night, she pranced around onstage in lingerie while hosting an evening with the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls at PURE Nightclub.

She can’t be too bothered over those photos.

In fact, doesn’t leaked racy photos = a start of a career?

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Scripted Reality…isn’t that an interesting concept.  Well, it has done well for MTV and “The Hills”, as last night cast and crew celebrated the premiere of the THIRD season.  Yes, THREE seasons.  So, that now means we have to suffer through another year of Heidi and Spencer. Oh, I am so excited to see more of these tools this year.  Please note the sarcasm in my tone.

I will say there was at least one cool thing about last night’s premiere and that was the guest appearance of Mariah.

When I first saw this picture, I had to laugh because THIS is my girl.  You can see by this picture who the hot tamale of the night was.  Period.

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