Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell are going to need to invest in a bicycle built for FOUR now…BECAUSE the happy duo is expecting TWINS! That’s right, the two have been having many-a-sexy-time and apparently, Jerry has some super sperm to create not only ONE, but TWO little rug rats. The BABIES are due this winter.
Yay for TWINS!
Angelina GETS! Instead of long, intense nights of sexy time with partner Brad Pitt, Angelina opted for in-vitro fertilization to conceive her million dollar babies. Knox and Vivienne were born July 12th and join the other 2838747487 kids the Hollywood couple have running around their estate.
According to a source, “They both desperately wanted more babies soon. They chose the $12,000 procedure so ’she wouldn’t have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant,’ the source added. ‘She could just knock it out. Things were so hectic with their filming schedules and the kids, the simply didn’t have time to keep trying. They were too impatient.”
I guess it does make perfect sense. I don’t see how Brad and Angelina even have time to wipe their butts, let alone get freaky deaky. They’ve got the bucks, so one can’t hate!
The twins are here! The twins are here!
Ok, NOW we can celebrate and go freakin’ nuts!
According to Nice hospital’s Dr. Michael Sussman, the Brangelina babies arrived on Saturday, with the Caesarean being moved forward from its originally planned date “for medical reasons” so that the babies could be born “in the best conditions.” Mama, Babies, and Papa “are doing marvelously well.”
The two little rug rats join the couple’s other children Maddox, 6; Pax, 4; Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2.
Congrats to the happy couple! Let the fun times begin for Brad and Angelina. Heck, today should be a national holiday!
Click here to find out what the Jolie-Pitts named their new additions.
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Ok, everyone needs to just calm the hell down.
Do NOT believe the rumors, peeps. Angelina has not YET delivered her twins, a hospital rep has confirmed. Those twins aren’t ready to come out. I’m telling you. Tuesday July 15th is the day that you can expect Brangelina to have their two little rodents delivered. Angelina is said to be deliver by cesarean section.
Everyone is getting a little bit too antsy here, wanting to be the FIRST to report that the Jolie-Pitt babes have entered this world. Settle down. Grab a bag of popcorn, kick your feet up and relax until Tuesday. We can celebrate then. Ok?
Thanks.
I’m totally kidding. I am just on this placenta kick right now.
With all these celebrity babies being born…these wacky names coming out of the woodwork…windows being sealed up with duct tape…OH MY GAWD, I cannot help myself! Placenta, placenta, placentas galore!
Tom Cruise must be going into convulsions with all the placenta possibilities out there…Placenta pasta, placenta and grits, placenta on a bun…hey, maybe even placenta pie?
Tommy boy could make the ultimate celebrity baby placenta stew right now if he really wanted to…a few slabs of Camilla Alves placenta here…a few morsels of Nicole Kidman placenta there…and a little Isaac Hanson wife’s placenta just to taste…shoot, better wait until Tuesday to throw a little Angelina placenta in there as well. Ok, now that I’ve grossed myself out to the maximum…
On a lighter note, Tom did send his ex-wife Nicole enough flowers to fill an entire room. That Tom! What a guy! I’m sure that made her day. We all know WHY he did that…
Unfortunately, Nicole did NOT offer her placenta to Tom.
Congratulations to Nicole Kidman’s BFF! Naomi Watts and her partner Liev Schreiber are expecting their second child…this just 10 months after giving birth to their first son Alexander. Girlfriend doesn’t waste ANY time! Rumor has it she is already in her second trimester. Congratulations to Naomi and her man!
Meanwhile, BFF Nicole Kidman and her hubby Keith Urban are expecting their rug rat any day now!
The Jolie-Pitt brood are going to be celebrating VERY soon! How soon? We do not know for sure, however what we can tell you is that Angie was admitted to a French hospital TODAY! Angie will remain there until the babies are born.
According to a source, this admittance has been planned for quite some time and Angelina is doing well. The babies aren’t due until August.
I bet Brad is about to poop his pants. TWO MORE KIDS? AHHHH! I’d be running for the hills. Or…in Brangelina’s case, hiring more nannies and stocking up on the Excedrin!
There have been rumors that Heidi Klum and Seal were done having sexy time with the sole purpose of reproducing some Seal-Klum offspring. Don’t BELIEVE those rumors, fools!
Klum told a source, “So many people say, ‘I am so done.’ That hasn’t come out of my mouth, and it hasn’t come out of Seal’s mouth either,” she says, referring to her husband of three years. “I feel like we still have one coming.”
Well, if you can pop out 3 kids and STILL look like a fox that rocks, then I say keep on poppin’! And, it’s not like the Seal family can’t afford any more pipsqueaks. It’d be a different story if she was a welfare case reproducing just for the sole purpose of an extra government-issued EBT card!
Settle down people! Hold onto your panties, diapers, scundies…whatever it is you call an undergarment covering your booty. Contrary to what everyone else have been reporting, Brangelina have NOT yet had their $6 million babies.
According to a source, Jolie’s rep told People, “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”
There also have been no confirmation if the twins were girls and what they plan on naming the two little pipsqueaks.
So…Relax. Take a few deep breaths. It still could be weeks before these beautiful lil’ babies are even born.
Songbird Christina Aguilera is all about sharing her diet secrets after giving birth to her first child, Max. Come on, I’ve been dying to know how she got the weight off…BUT kept the boobies. Now, normally I could care less what celebrities have to say about their diet secrets because we all KNOW that most of them workout HOURS and HOURS in the gym and eat maybe a leaf of lettuce a day. But, Christina, losing 40+ pounds and keeping the cleavage…THAT is something I am all for reading.
Christina lost 42 pounds AND in just FOUR months. Well, I’m guessing Christina resorted to breastfeeding…staying hydrated and maybe doing a little somethin’ somethin’ with the hubster, Jordan Bratman? Ehh…maybe not. What Christina DOES attribute her weight loss to is “90 minute workout sessions 5 TIMES a week AND NO white bread”.
She also reveals that what she can’t leave alone is the biggest craving during her pregnancy…sweets. So, here’s my math skills put to work…
90 minute workout sessions x 5 days a week + NO BREAD + Starbursts + Skittles = Loss of 40 lbs, (including booty), but Bigger ta-tas???? Sounds like a reasonable diet plan if you ask me.
