Have you got your $500 ticket yet, Cheeto Stars? The big ole hee haw kicks off tomorrow night in New Orleans, y’all! And, Britney the sneaky fox she is performed a little bit of leakage today on her official website, exposing her set list that she’ll be lip-syncing to on tour! HOLLA! Peep out the set list below:

CIRCUS

Perez/Parade Intro
Circus (Funky Remix)
Piece of Me
Thunderstorm Segue
Radar

HOUSE OF FUN (Anything Goes)

Martial Arts Segue
Ooh Ooh Baby/Hot as Ice
Boys
If U Seek Amy
Me Against the Music (Bollywood)

FREAKSHOW/PEEPSHOW

Everybody’s Looking for Something Segue
Freakshow
Get Naked
Britney’s Hotline
Breathe on Me/Touch of My Hand

ELECTRO CIRC

Break the Ice Segue
Do Something
Slave
Dancer Solo Segue/Heartbeat Segue
Toxic
Baby One More Time (Remix)

ENCORE

Womanizer (Extended Remix)
Circus Reprise: The Bow

What do you think?  Worth your bucks?  All I’ve gotta say is it better be good or beotch can kiss her career bye bye! No pressure, Brit Brit!

And here’s the Cheeto Star rehearsing…

You are a Brit…as in a British chap or well…Papa Jamie hand picks Britney’s lovah lovah for her. But, apparently Brit is quite fond of the British men and their adoring accents…and really that should come as no surprise as remember that twit freakazoid paparazzo she was dating…Adnan Ghalib? Yeah he was British-born. Brit Brit LOVES the Brits.

Rumor has it that when the Britster made her trip to the UK for her appearance on the X-Factor, she had her eyes fixed on the men of JLS. In fact, she was quite taken with them…hottie Marvin Humes, in particular.

An inside source said, “Britney loves British men and was quite taken with JLS. Apparently she’d love to go out with one of them, a proper snowy, Mary Poppins-style date, and Marvin is the one her
people have mentioned. She adores the British sense of humour and thought it was wonderful when JLS performed “(Hit Me) Baby One More Time” in drag.”

The timing may just be right for Marv and Brit too, as Marvin did JUST call it quits from his girlfriend of five years claiming he wants to focus on his career….but I’m sure he’d take up the chance to play kissy-face with our beloved Cheeto star!