Beyonce performing at the World Music Awards last night in Monaco.

Why in bootylicious camel toe would Mrs. Jay-Z Beyonce Knowles Carter want an additional million or more to share her wedding album with the worldwide public, right? Well, she should take that ching because we all want to see the album dammit. Eh, not really, but we wouldn’t turn down the offer to take a little look-sy.

However, B to the Eyonce insists she would have NEVA EVA EVA considered selling photos of her sneaky wedding to Jay-Z to any tabloid. However, the singer acknowledges that she was amazed at the amount of money that was offered.

“Now, they offer crazy money that’s just ridiculous,” she said in a recent interview, laughing. “But in the end, absolutely not. It’s so not worth it. If anything, if you wanna put something out, then put it out, not for (money).”

Yeah, right B…just wait til that baby gets implanted in your va-jay-jay by your Jay-Jay. Once you pop that baby out, you’re gonna believe you are owed millions for that huff, huff, and puffing…PLUS, that extra ching would help fund a nip, tuck, suck, and fold.

Beyonce continued rambling on about her secret wedding and how she is the sneakiest fox in all the land, “We worked really hard at keeping it private,” she said. “I’ve always been this way, and he’s always been this way, so that’s why we complement each other. We always knew that it would be private and quiet, for all the right reasons.” Well, that is all fine and dandy….BUT…

It still pangs me to see celebs with the amount of money that they do have wearing such horrific ensembles. What is up with the camel toe spandex, B? Or is that Sasha’s fashion sense?

Oh I see what she is doing here. Beyonce is using her alter-ego as her excuse for fashion no-nos and other things the angelic B wouldn’t do. Mmmmhmm. We’ve got it all figured out. B ain’t no dummy!

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They already have a one-year-old son, Caden Wyatt and now Kevin Costner and his trophy wife Christine Baumgartner are expecting ANOTHER child.

Kevin’s rep confirmed the news to Star magazine and a friend of the couple stated, “Kevin and Christine are ecstatic. They feel so incredibly blessed right now as everything in their life is perfect.”

Ummmm yeah. You KNOW Christine is secretly screaming of joy inside. If things don’t pan out with old man Costner, she’s got some big bucks in the bank! Smart, smart woman! I mean, congrats to the “perfect” couple!

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Just a few weeks ago, Minnie Driver became a mamacita. A few days ago mama Minnie was spotted out chatting on her cell phone, looking happy, relaxed and proud. And she should be! She’s got control panties to hold up that FUP, aka. mama pouch.

Her son Henry Story Driver was born in Los Angeles on September 5th weighing a healthy 9lbs and 12oz. The father has not been revealed and probably won’t be. For all we know, girlfriend got herself a sperm papa.

And, so what if she did?! Girl ain’t needin’ no man! Hell to the no!

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She’s still got about two months to go before she pops, but Naomi Watts has quite the clever way to keep that baby under control. Belt it up! Naomi ain’t no dummy…can’t get nothing past her…unless of course you are her boyfriend Liev Schreiber.

On Saturday sneaky fox Liev hosted a surprise 40th birthday party for his partner and gave her the birthday present to last a lifetime.

According to a source, Liev reportedly gave Naomi a brand new Mercedes-Benz Bluetec - an eco-friendly luxury sports utility vehicle (SUV) which isn’t officially available until the end of the month.

I wonder how on gawd’s green earth he pulled that one off? Even Brad Pitt doesn’t have that kind of power. Damn!

Despite recently admitting he wasn’t a fan of parties (which I am sure was his “cover” for Naomi’s surprise party), Liev decided to throw Naomi a big bash because ’she loves a big party’. Mmm hmmm. Let me tell you something. I am sure she’ll be having a big ole’ party when that baby comes out. Girlfriend looks uncomfortable!

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Nicole Kidman and her miraculous Kununurra water baby Sunday made their appearance on the streets of London. Why Nicole has her cherub dressed in a summer gown in the fall chilly air of London is beyond me. But, whatevs…

Sure looks as if Nicole is warm and toasty…but perhaps this Kunurra baby has special powers we know nothing about?

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Somewhere in Chicago or beyond, reality show loser Jen Schefft is kicking herself. Why, oh why didn’t she get knocked up by millionaire Andrew Firestone? She would have been sleeping on wine-flavored money and pooping out grapes. Not only that, she’d be a baby mama that would be receiving some pretty sweet child support payments. But, she snoozed and she lost.

Andrew Firestone is now married to some chick named Ivana (yes, as in Ivana-hump-a-lot) and now just shortly after they married, they announce to the world (People magazine) that they are expecting their first child. See! Ivana is no dummy!

Congratulations to the happy couple!

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So, I know you are all dying to know when Posh and Becks are going to reproduce another spawn. I know I’ve been losing sleep over it and FINALLY I can rest peacefully at night.

Posh confirmed that they are NOT expecting a rug rat and will NOT try for at least a couple years.

Posh told a source, “I don’t want another baby for two years because I’m working so hard on my fashion business. I haven’t got time. Yes, we would like another child but it won’t be for a couple of years yet.”

Her fashion business???? Ummm, last I heard her fashion business was tanking! Girlfriend would be better off getting preggers. I mean, geez…with a husband like that you’d think she’d have at least a Jolie-Pitt brood by now!

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Now are we really 100% sure Gwen Stefani had a baby? Granted she did have a huge bump under her shirt for well over 10 months but perhaps she really was just “fat” like Eva Longoria?

Good grief, Gwenny has been in hiding for quite some time since this supposed birth happened, but I haven’t seen any pictures of this rug rat named Zuma. This is really making me believe that this kid isn’t even in existence. I mean, would Gwen REALLY name her kid Zuma Nesta Lipton Tea Bag Rockstar? Seriously.

Gwen and her little prince Kingston were spotted out in support of daddy Gavin and watched enthusiastically as the hottie performed on stage at a bash in aid of Roots And Shoots. As you can see, NO LUNESTA present. Things that make you go hmmm….

Gwen is looking mighty fantasticular for JUST having a baby.

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Baby Borat, Olive Cohen spent some quality time with her mama in Beverly Hills yesterday. But, apparently, Isla Fisher, Olive’s mama really pissed her off! What did Isla do to make her baby so distraught?

Did she take candy away from the young lass? Did she give her a swat on the rump? Did she attempt her own Borat impression?

Click after the jump to see what Isla did to poor baby Olive.

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What a perfect little Warren family we have here…on their home from lunch at the Griddle Cafe in Hollywood. Bellies full…Jessica Alba looks like her normal self…fashionably crabby. Cash looks unusually sexy if you are into the metro-licious men…slickly gelled hair, preppy clothes…mmm mmm good. Honestly, forget the gelled hair, Cash looks damn good holding that car seat. Do you notice how he makes it a lot more difficult carrying that thing than it really is? Gotta love the innocence of a first time parent. He has probably put the diaper on Honor a tad loose too many times. No wonder why Jess always looks pissed. Cash can’t do anything right.

Poor guy.

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