Baby Borat, Olive Cohen spent some quality time with her mama in Beverly Hills yesterday. But, apparently, Isla Fisher, Olive’s mama really pissed her off! What did Isla do to make her baby so distraught?

Did she take candy away from the young lass? Did she give her a swat on the rump? Did she attempt her own Borat impression?

Click after the jump to see what Isla did to poor baby Olive.

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What a perfect little Warren family we have here…on their home from lunch at the Griddle Cafe in Hollywood. Bellies full…Jessica Alba looks like her normal self…fashionably crabby. Cash looks unusually sexy if you are into the metro-licious men…slickly gelled hair, preppy clothes…mmm mmm good. Honestly, forget the gelled hair, Cash looks damn good holding that car seat. Do you notice how he makes it a lot more difficult carrying that thing than it really is? Gotta love the innocence of a first time parent. He has probably put the diaper on Honor a tad loose too many times. No wonder why Jess always looks pissed. Cash can’t do anything right.

Poor guy.

But, I haven’t quite figured out what….

Nicole was spotted in London with a sling draped over her neck and what appeared to be a large lump in the sling. A rump roast, perhaps? A bag of crispy fried chicken? A big wad a cash she stole from a bank?

Or maybe, just maybe…it is her (*gasp) PLACENTA???! Maybe Nicole was finally ready to give up her placenta to Tom Cruise for his special stew (he prepares and eats only on Sundays) and she was on her way to the post office to mail it?

Hey, anything is possible in the world of celebs! But, I will admit, I’m kind of hoping it is just her little baby Sunday Rose.

We know Naomi Campbell as a famous supermodel and a feisty one at that. But, is it wise for her to reproduce? Who am I to question…all I am concerned with is if and when that baby comes out it starts throwing things at people…cell phones…cameras…punches…poop chunks…That is a legit cause for concern, right? I think so.

In all seriousness, sometimes a baby can soften someone and perhaps that is exactly what Miss Naomi needs. Naomi tells a source, “I understand when people say ‘Listen to your body, your body tells you. So yes, I’d love to have a baby.”

And what better person to reproduce with than her billionaire boyfriend Vladimir Doronin? He isn’t bad looking by any means and what’s even better is he has Benjamin’s coming out his butt.

“I was not able to have children up until March,” the British beauty added. “Now it’s in God’s hands. I would love to have a family but it’s up to God. I do want to have kids. I’m 38 years old.”

Campbell had a small cyst removed that had caused infertility concern. But, after the removal, reproductive systems are all go!

Laila Ali and her retired NFL hubby Curtis Conway welcomed a baby boy to their family on Tuesday August 26, 2008, Laila announced on her blog today.

Curtis Muhammad Conway weighed in at 6.8 lbs and was 19 inches long. With a grandfather who was one of the best boxers in history, a former NFL player as a father and an athletic mother, I’m thinking this kid has a pretty good chance of being a sports star.

Congrats to the Conway and Ali family!

Minnie Driver has finally popped! Minnie gave birth to her bundle of joy on Friday. This baby was 9 lbs. 12 oz. Talk about one freakin’ huge baby!

Did Minnie have a girl or a boy? Click after the jump to see what it is!
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If Gwen Stefani trusts HER son Kingston with Britney Spears, THEN Britney MUST be getting better, ‘cuz you know DAMN well that would not have been happening a year ago. Hell to the no.

Kingston Rossdale spent some quality time with Britney and K-Fed’s little boys, while mama Gwen and papa Gavin tended to their newly born baby Zuma. Don’t worry, a nanny or two was present. But still…Britney is being trusted by a well-respected singer and mother, Gwenny Gwen Gwen.

An onlooker reported: “Britney looked really happy and relaxed playing with all three boys.

“A year ago, Gwen and Gavin wouldn’t have dreamt of letting Britney near their son even with a nanny present so Britney must see it as another positive sign that people think she’s getting better again.”

How cute are these little guys?

Congratulations to the Damon family! Gia Zavala Damon (baby girl) was born Wednesday and joins big sisters Isabella, 2, and Alexia, 10.

Wow. Talk about an estrogen filled household. Hopefully Matt enjoys playing with dolls!

Eva Longoria is usually one of the better dressed females in Hollywood. However, lately she’s been slackin’. Either girlfriend is seriously depressed and is finding a friend in cookies, cake, ice cream, and cupcakes or she’s preggers. I am guessing the latter.

Eva was ordered by her TV bosses to put on some pounds for her role as character Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives, who will be shown as a frumpy mother-of-two in the forthcoming series.

But, that doesn’t mean she needs to play the part in real life too, does it?

Nope. I’m suspecting there IS a baby on board.

I’m not quite sure HOW Gwenny Gwen Gwen is STILL pregnant, but she is…unless she is playing a very very naughty trick on us. Hormones can do that to a woman…I don’t give a rat’s ass what Tom Cruise has to say…I don’t need to study the history of psychology to know that hormones can make us women downright EVIL!

What is even more creepy is HOW Gwen is still smiling at this juncture. And, DAMN her for looking that gorgeous while being 9 months and 38485758398 days pregnant.

Just have this kid already, Gwenny. We want to see Gavin-Gwen creation number TWO!