Wino’s Latest Fix.
Sunday, October 12th, 2008
Usually about a week before Aunt Flo invades my house for that fun little monthly visit, I indulge in sweets. It’s just what I do. In fact, October is one of my favorite months of the year because I have an added excuse to run to Tarjay and pick up a bag (or two) of those cute little sweet Halloween pumpkins. You know what I’m talking about right? Yummers. I frickin’ LOVE them. (See illustration below.)
Anysweets, everyone that has a sweet tooth has their own sugar-ific treat of choice that satisfies their craving. Now, I realize I haven’t written about our beloved UK train wreck Amy Winehouse as of late, but the bitch has been in hiding WITH her latest addiction…sweets. But what we have just found out is by far the most “to die for” (literally) concoctions ever.
Cracky and one of her pals have been in hiding at Amy’s Camden home, playing and indulging in their new concoction which includes mixing drugs with sweets.
According to a source, Wino has invested some of her hard earned money into a candyfloss (similar to cotton candy) machine into which she reportedly sprinkles wraps of cocaine in before whipping up the sweet treat. Amy refers to this process as her ‘coke ‘n candy special’. Amy’s “friend”, Babyshambles guitarist Mik Whitnall has been hanging with Amy as of late, helping her whip up this sweet, yet deadly treat.
The source said: “It was Mik’s (a friend of Amy’s) idea. The candyfloss machine was Amy’s pride and joy and he thought it would be funny to give it a boost.
‘He and a some pals sprinkled a wrap of coke into the mixture and Amy started eating it before she realized what they’d done. She now thinks it’s a hoot to do the same.”
Yeah, it will be a real hoot when Wino rots out her teeth, loses them, and then will be forced to resort to wearing dentures…at the sweet age of 25! That would SUCK!
