It’s that special time of year again when delightful Babwa Wah Wah selects her 10 most fascinating peeps of the year. I’m kind of disappointed to know that I am NOT one of them. I suppose there is always next year. Wait till you hear who DID make the list.

The 2008 Honor Roll includes a few of my…ummm…BFF’s.

Babwa’s show will air on December 4th on ABC and will feature the following faves according to Miss Wah Wah: (in random order)

Tom Placenta Stew Cruise,
Tina Fey,
Will Smith,
Rush Limbaugh,
Miley Cyrus and
Michael Phelps.

For the unveiling of the other four, I guess you’ll just have to tune in! Can you guess who the other four peeps are?

My picks are Barack Obama, Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie and hmmmm…I’m just gonna throw Richard Simmons out there for S and G’s.

Last year’s list included: The Beckhams, Justin Timberlake, Katherine Heigl, Jennifer Hudson, former President Bill Clinton, J.K. Rowling, Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez and MySpace media moguls Tom Anderson and Chris DeWolfe.

Oh dear Lindsay. The poor girl can’t say a damn word without it causing some sort of controversy. And, perhaps she is doing it purposely for attention because quite frankly the girl is a publicity genius. Bow down, bitches! However, girlfriend may be saying things without thinking. It happens.

In an interview for “Access Hollywood”, LiLo described her experience on Election Day, “It was really exciting. It’s an amazing feeling. It’s our first colored president.”

Hmmm, rather that stating the obvious, perhaps Lindsay should have said something to the effect of, “Thank gawd we have a new President who represents change.” That would have been too easy though.

Oh well. And this too shall pass. What do you think? Is Lindsay being racist?

Will.I.Am promised that after Barack Obama got elected President of the United States that he would release his brand new video. Well, it’s been two days and still no video. What the deuce?!

Well, before you get your panties in a bundle, big Will.I has released a statement basically telling us to chill the heck out.

Instead of a debut on dipdive.com, Will will be now will be debuting “It’s A New Day” on Oprah this Friday.

The title sounds like some Celine Dion chest-pounding ballad, but I’m guessing that’s just Will’s way of playing a little tricksy on us.

Tune in to big O on Friday!

Barack Obama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As the country steps out to cast their vote for the new President of the United States, Beyonce has stepped out with a voice and a camel toe. YIKES!!!

Beyonce told reporters at a Democratic event in Philadelphia,

“Everyone is excited and it’s time. I feel like we have grown so much as a nation and we will continue to grow because of Mr. Obama,” she said.

“I have had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Obama, his wife and his children, and they are the American dream. They are so elegant, so classy, so intelligent and everything that I want to be.”

We definitely have grown as a nation and it seems B’s vaginal region is festering in those jeans.
Beyonce may be for change, but she definitely NEEDS to change into some different blue jeans.

If you are gonna be President, you need a theme song. Out of ALL the artists out there, Obama selected Joss Stone to be the creator of his campaign theme song.

The reason for picking Joss? Barack was impressed by her ability to attract to both white and black voters in America.

And the hippies…and the stoners…

So perhaps Barack is thinking that he could get the stoners to perk up their ears a bit, put down the bag of Doritoes and vote this election?

Could be! Wow. What a smart man!