Ok, peeps…forget the genitalia bumpin’ and the boy toy obsession, for the first time A-Rod has spoken about his relationship with Madonna.

A-Rod exclusively told People, “We’re friends - that’s it. I’ve been to two [of her] concerts, yet I’ve read that I went to 20. I’ve also read that we were buying an apartment together. That is absolutely ridiculous and not true.”

However when it came to being asked if he had any slumber parties with Madge and her vadge he became coy. “If I answered every rumor, we’d be here for three weeks.” Nah, a couple hours..maybe.

I still don’t buy it. There’s boot knockin’ and genitalia bumpin. You KNOW that. They may be friends…but he may have forgotten to add the “with benefits” part of the statement. What a sly doggy dog.

Miami was full of love and puppydog tails as Madge and her Vadge took to the stage to entertain. Madge’s little puppy Alex Rodriguez was sitting front row at the concert and seemed love struck as Madge strut her stuff across the stage in her black leotard.

Rumor has it as Madge sang the song “You Must Love Me”, Madge stared at the baseball star with her beady little flirtatious eyes, as if the song was directed towards him. Ooooo, saucy.

At one point during the performance, Madge reached down and asked A-Rod to pass her his bottle of water.

A fan told E! News: “It was easy for him to hand it off because he was sitting in the front row. He was all excited watching her perform.”

I’m sure he was damn excited…especially for that sleepover the pair shared at A-Rod’s rental home on Miami’s exclusive Star Island after the big show.

In fact, sources tell E! they spent several nights together in Miami during the days leading up to her Wednesday night concert at Dolphin Stadium. Surprising? Not so much. Madge has got this man wrapped around her wrinkly vadge.

According to the Miami Herald, the couple then partied with friends and other musicians at Soffer’s home until 5 a.m. on Thanksgiving day.

Despite reports that Rodriguez planned to fly to the Big Apple with Madge for turkey later in the day, Madge remained in Miami.

How long before Madge starts putting a leash around A-Rod’s neck? So far it seems A-Rod is lovin’ something that Madge has and I would hope it is not that wrinkly vadge.

Click after the jump for more of A-Rod’s lovestruck faces at the Miami show.
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For all you Madge-inites who think Madge is keeping her vadge to herself, you best re-think your virginal thoughts. We’re talking about a seasoned 50-year-old woman who prances around on stage in a leotard. There is nothing you can say or do that will lead me to believe that Madge and A-Rod aren’t bumping genitals. As sick as it sounds, you KNOW it is true.

This weekend, Madge must have been busy Kabbalah-ing it up and/or working on her fitness to join in the fun of the opening of Fontainebleu Hotel in Miami. A-Rod was there. So were two of Madge’s BFF’s. And, from the way it sounds, it was probably a good thing Madge’s pals, Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna’s BFF Ingrid Casares were there…otherwise A-Rod would have gotten away with flirting. I know, gawd forbid.

According to Ok! magazine, a dark-haired beauty in a short black dress approached A-Rod and he seemed smitten.

“They looked like they were flirting,” one eyewitness tells OK! about Alex and his chatting partner. “A-Rod’s body language was open and casual, and he had a big smile.” But, not for long…

About fifteen minutes into the conversation, in jumps Ingrid to steal A-Rod’s attention. A source said, “She wedged herself in between A-Rod and the brunette and didn’t even acknowledge that the other woman was there,” recalls the partygoer to OK!. “Ingrid diverted Alex’s attention and made sure to keep him deep in conversation.”

Good to know Madge has got some sneaky little pals to make sure her boy toy behaves himself!

Image Source: Splash

This weekend…

New York Yankees vs. Toronto Blue Jays…

The picture says it all.

It’s only been three months since New York Yankee’s Alex Rodriguez and his wife Cynthia gave birth to their second daughter. However, due to A-Rod’s rumored extramarital affairs, Cynthia is kicking A-Rod to the curb! Girlfriend is PISSED!

Rumors have been swirling of an A-Rod-Madonna affair, however, Madonna has fierce-fully denied these claims.

My question is…WHO is going to publicly ADMIT they are knocking boots and having an affair? Really…

I’m just sayin’…