From first glance this pic sort of looks like Z-lister Andy Dick is posing as Batman’s The Joker. However, the orange suit seems to give it all away. Yes, this is a mug shot and yes, Andy is smiling.
Comedian (who isn’t really funny) Andy Dick was arrested this morning for suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.
According to the LA Times,
Police said they arrived at Buffalo Wild Wings on Murrieta Hot Springs Road at about 1:15 a.m. after receiving reports of an intoxicated man urinating outside. They stopped a truck that was leaving the scene and Dick was in the front seat.
According to Murrieta Police Lt. Dennis Vrooman, a 17-year-old woman said 42-year-old Dick had left the restaurant, walked up to her and pulled down her tank top, exposing her breasts. His friends escorted him to the truck, which was then stopped by police near a Sam’s Club store.
Officers lined up the men in the truck along a curb, and the alleged victim and another witness picked out Dick as the assailant.
Vrooman said Dick was “extremely intoxicated” and that police found marijuana and anti-anxiety Xanax medication in his pockets.
What a shame! Andy never seems to learn. Why does he feel he NEEDS to live up to his last NAME?
My thought on all of this is, once Andy gets this all straightened out, he definitely needs to do a hair piece endorsement. (That CAN’T be his real hair, can it?) Get your life back on track, Andy!
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