Ringo Starr has had enough of fan mail. He’s way too busy mixing Metamucil drinks, eating prunes and taking dumps like a truck. So quit sending it to him. Or else. He WILL trash it.
Mr. Starr must be backed up.
Yikes!
NOT! All I know is this bitch is freakin’ nuts. Now that she has all the money she could possibly want after splitting from former Beatle Paul McCartney, Heather Mills has dollar signs in her eyes once again. In fact, I’m not quite sure the money signs in her eyes have even really left.
After enduring a “painful” divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather is planning on diving her snooty nose into penning a book. Yes, another one.
A source close to Miss Mills said: ‘Heather has written the treatment for a novel about a model and campaigner who marries the most famous rock star in the world.
‘She will be marketing the book as a work of fiction. But it doesn’t take a genius to realize what is really behind this book - the thing which infuriated her the most about the divorce was that she was gagged from ever telling her side of the marriage.
‘This is her way of getting the information out there. ‘It chronicles all the model’s trials and tribulations with the rock legend.
‘It’s a rags-to-riches tale taking in her tough childhood, how she struggled to make it as a model and then how this famous rock star met her at an awards ceremony and how they fell in love.
‘She has incorporated all sorts of other characters.
‘There is a hard-nosed professional woman who is part of the rock star’s team who sides against the model and tries to make her life difficult - that will inevitably be seen to be Paul’s divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton.
‘The rock star’s first wife had passed away and his children can never get over that fact, so they gang up against the model, who they see as money grabbing and an opportunist.
‘Those characters will inevitably seen to be based on McCartney’s children Stella, Mary and James.
‘The pair start rowing and the fights often end violently. The rock star is painted as a deeply flawed character whose mind has been warped by years of being treated like a god.
‘He finds solace in drinking and smoking cannabis which gives him mood swings.’
Ummmmm. Alrighty, then. I’d rather swim in a pool full of leeches than read what this chick has to say. Ok, maybe I wouldn’t go that far…but I wouldn’t read it! Would you?
The Beatles were so wrong. Money can buy love! Despite rumors of Balthazar Getty cutting Sienna Miller off from the ole’ peen, the scandalous duo were seen shopping TOGETHER in Malibu this week.
Don’t get your panties all in a bundle peeps. Sienna isn’t as much of a ho as we think she is!
A source said, “Sienna and Balthazar met through friends and he was already separated from his wife. He should have announced his separation a lot earlier than he did - he’d been sleeping on friends’ couches for six months. She was always told he was separated.”
So, I wonder when we’ll hear of an engagement? Oh wait…Mr. G needs to get a divorce FIRST! Silly me. Sienna’s love life is much more interesting than ANY movie she has worked on. Don’t ‘cha think?
