Posts Tagged ‘Bengay’

Guess Who Went Geriatric On Us.

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

guesswho

Can you guess who this pepaw is? Well, he’s really not a pepaw…not quite old enough to be a pepaw…but he underwent a serious makeover to transform his pretty boy looks to a geriatric Bengay-stock-investing pepaw. Or is it really a she? Hmmmm…

Click after the jump to see who this wrinkly masked actor is.
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Frozen In Time.

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

ashtonanddemi

Well, to my surprise Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still going strong. I’m surprised Ashton is STILL with this hag. I’m just waiting for that day when Ashton gets his shit together and realizes hey…I can do better than this. A few years from now Demi will be sporting dentures and begging Ashton to rub her bones with Bengay. I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t sound too sexy…if you know what I mean.

Seriously, for the amount of Botox and cosmetic surgery Demi has had and for the amount she is going to have sooner or later Demi will be a spitting image of Joan Rivers. THAT is NOT hot.

Demi has proved to us that you can still get a decent man or boy when you are old and gray…ok, we get it. Congratulations. Now, let Ashton out of his cage…let him spread his wings and fly into the arms of Cameron Diaz.