Paris Hilton may have split from her beau of nine months, Benji Madden, but girlfriend isn’t wallowing in a sea of bronzed tears. Instead, she is looking to better herself by sticking her perfectly powdered nose in self-help books and preparing for the big holiday season. In fact, Miss Hilton may become the next Top Chef…or not. Although Paris did tell E! last night about her Thanksgiving holiday plans. Apparently, Paris will be pulling the gizzards out of the turkey’s booty and cooking it to perfection for the whole damn fam. Ummm, yum.

“I’m having my whole family over, and we’re going to cook dinner at my house,” the newly domesticated heiress said, adding that yams with marshmallows is her favorite dish and she’ll be making a “big turkey.”

Well, good luck with that, Paris…and good luck to her family. We hope you survive.

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Just on hiatus?…”Paris Hilton and Benji Madden may not be broken up for long. ‘Right now, we’re just taking a break,’ Hilton, 27, told Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Friday. ‘We’re really good friends. We’re very close.’”

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Despite the tragic breakup of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, both newly single peeps were seen on the party scene last night. Paris was spotted leaving the Santa Monica’s exclusive Crown Bar alone, while Benji was seen across town at the Moroccan-themed Bardot venue with some male companions.

A source close to Paris said, “It’s definitely over. Paris thinks the world of Benji, but it wasn’t meant to be. For now it’s over… but there’s still a lot of feeling there.”

I’m thinking it was Paris’s orange legs and white feet that really got to Benji. Perhaps now would be a good time for Paris to be alone and learn how to properly apply self-tanner.

What do you think? Will these two knock boots again or will Stavros be Paris’s rebound?

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It’s been just nine months of the most perfect love story in all the land. We thought it was going to be forever, but apparently all the “omg I’m so in love” talk was all big bad jibberish spewing from the mouths of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden.

We don’t know what could have possibly gone wrong? But Paris is blaming Benji.

A source said, “Paris was fed up with Benji always telling her what to do and bossing her around,” says the insider. “She couldn’t take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble.”

Benji didn’t take the breakup well, says the source. “He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking,” reveals the insider.

So, does this mean Monopoly nights are over and the wild-n-whacked out Paris will be back to entertain us all?

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This weekend, Nicky Hilton celebrated her 25th birthday in Sin City and partied with her family and a few close friends in tow. PURE nightclub at Caeser’s Palace was hoppin’ as guests focused their attention on the festive Hilton clan.

Nicky enjoyed birthday cake and gifts, while sister Paris thrived on attention from the hundreds of club-goers. Paris posed for pictures, laughed and danced in front of fans, all while cheesing up her ego. What…did you expect anything less from hoochie-rific Paris?

After the jump, check out some barf-o-rific pics of Paris in action…oh, and some fun birthday party pics of Nicky and crew.
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unfortunately everyone listens. At the release of her “hair on a stick” party, Paris was asked about ex-BFF Britney Spears.

“I love Britney. I think she looks so beautiful right now. I’m really happy for her. She looks amazing and she better win the VMAs. She’s the best.”

And don’t you think for a second that Paris has given up on her singing career. Nope. Her musician boyfriend Benji Madden has inspired her (in other words…is to blame).

Hilton told press: “He (Benji) actually helped me write some of the songs for my new album, and for the BFF show. He’s a really amazing talent, songwriter and singer.”

When asked specifically about a potential duet with Madden, the former “Simple Life” starlet replied: “Yes, definitely. When the show comes out.”

The next Lionel Ritchie and Diana Ross perhaps? An “Endless Love” II? I can’t wait.

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Wow, what a changed woman. Ever since the birth of Harlow Madden, Nicole Richie has become responsible and accountable for her rebellious past.

According to a source, Nicole attends regular classes as a result of her past DUI conviction and reportedly has over a year left before completing her court-ordered penalty.

What a good mama! Those Madden boys sure know how to straighten the party girls out. Kudos to Joel and Benji!

I propose a new Madden motto: Benji and Joel Madden, saving one party girl at a time.

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When you are a celebrity and you’ve been dating for awhile (translation: a couple months)…one of the things you do is get tattoos TOGETHER. And, well this is no different in the case of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden.

HOWEVER, Benji will go the tattoo route sans Paris Hilton. In fact, he will not LET Paris get a tattoo. His reasoning? She looks too pure.

Yeah, and I’m sure pigs can fly too, right?

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Upon her release from jail, Paris Hilton vowed to turn into a Mother Teresa-esque figure. Ok, so maybe not completely, but she did say she was going to make good on her wrongs and be more charitable. It seems Paris IS keeping her promise. What is this world coming to?

According to a source, the socialite made an “extremely generous” donation toward the construction of a medical building at Childrens Hospital Los Angeles.

“The children I have met through my involvement with Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart,” Hilton said in a statement. “I am proud to make a donation and lend my name to the fundraising effort to help children who are facing terribly serious illnesses.”

And what better way to celebrate her donation than by going shopping! Good for her! Paris stepped out with sister Nicky yesterday to spend a little dough on some new ensembles.

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So, I can gag myself with it? That’s what I feel like EVERY time I hear Paris or Benji open up their mouth. Sure, it’s FANTABULOUS that these two have hit it off so well. But, do they REALLY need to profess their love to the media EVERY time they get a chance? Good gawd, it makes me sick.

Here’s the latest profession:  “Paris is my best friend. I’ve never been so happy. Nothing worries me in life anymore.  When you find that best friend, that love, all your worries kind of go away,” declared Benji.
Barf.

Next we’ll be hearing how much Paris loves the smell of Benji’s farts after he eats burnt bacon and baked beans. Geez. At least make it interesting. These two are about as lame as a carnival with only one ride.

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