When you are a celebrity and you’ve been dating for awhile (translation: a couple months)…one of the things you do is get tattoos TOGETHER. And, well this is no different in the case of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden.

HOWEVER, Benji will go the tattoo route sans Paris Hilton. In fact, he will not LET Paris get a tattoo. His reasoning? She looks too pure.

Yeah, and I’m sure pigs can fly too, right?

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Upon her release from jail, Paris Hilton vowed to turn into a Mother Teresa-esque figure. Ok, so maybe not completely, but she did say she was going to make good on her wrongs and be more charitable. It seems Paris IS keeping her promise. What is this world coming to?

According to a source, the socialite made an “extremely generous” donation toward the construction of a medical building at Childrens Hospital Los Angeles.

“The children I have met through my involvement with Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart,” Hilton said in a statement. “I am proud to make a donation and lend my name to the fundraising effort to help children who are facing terribly serious illnesses.”

And what better way to celebrate her donation than by going shopping! Good for her! Paris stepped out with sister Nicky yesterday to spend a little dough on some new ensembles.

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So, I can gag myself with it? That’s what I feel like EVERY time I hear Paris or Benji open up their mouth. Sure, it’s FANTABULOUS that these two have hit it off so well. But, do they REALLY need to profess their love to the media EVERY time they get a chance? Good gawd, it makes me sick.

Here’s the latest profession:  “Paris is my best friend. I’ve never been so happy. Nothing worries me in life anymore.  When you find that best friend, that love, all your worries kind of go away,” declared Benji.
Barf.

Next we’ll be hearing how much Paris loves the smell of Benji’s farts after he eats burnt bacon and baked beans. Geez. At least make it interesting. These two are about as lame as a carnival with only one ride.

Paris is still overseas pimpin’ out her perfume. Today she hits Tokyo. But, where oh where is Benji? Oh where oh where could he be?

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Paris Hilton has been one busy bee…promoting her new perfume, attending hot parties and working on her latest venture…finding a new BFF. And…well, boyfriend Benji has been along for the ride, even showing up on the set of Paris’ new show. These two have been attached at the hip since they first started their courtship a couple months ago. I wonder how Benji feels now that Paris is replacing him for a new BFF. Poor Benji.

Paris blogs (MySpace) about her experiences so far with the taping of her new show:

Hi
Current mood: blessed

Hey everyone! I am so excited, we have finally started taping my new show for MTV. I just want to thank you all for sending in your videos and applications. The response was massive and incredible, we had more applicants then any show in history, so that felt really nice that so many people wanted to be apart of it. I met all the contestants on wednesday night. I had them all meet me at the club Les Deux. I was a little nervous at first cause I always get shy meeting new people. But everyone ended up being very sweet, cool and fun to be around. I’m really happy with the final contestants, although it was really hard to pick only 18 people from so many great choices. Today I had the team from Fred Seagal Beauty come do makeovers on these girls and boys and the results were astonishing. They all looked stunning and beautiful and hot! So much fun! I love doing make overs on my friends .I have to do an elimination tomorrow, meaning telling one of the contestants that they have to leave. I am having anxiety and really dreading those moments of all the eliminations. But it’s going to be a lot of fun and a these people will get to have a fun experience and I’m happy cause I feel like I’ve made friends with some of these people already.

Also go check out my boyfriends blog at www. GoodCharlotte. com, he posted some cool pics of the first two days of shooting,and him and his friends came out to support me. I love how he’s always there for me, he always knows how to make me smile. Life is amazing, couldn’t be happier, excited for what the future holds. Again, thank you all for all your love and support.

I’ll write soon xoxo Paris

I think it is only fair that Benji gets his own show now too!

Looking like a life-size Barbie, Paris Hilton stepped out with her boyfriend of, what is it, four months now? They decided NOT to stay home and play Monopoly but instead show off Paris’s new extensions from her line ClipN-Go. That’s HOT, right?

And peeps, the marriage rumors are still a-swirlin’. But nope…it’s not happening…just yet. There are a lot more fun things to talk about with Paris Hilton than those boring engagement speculations…like taking cheap shots at Paris because it is just THAT easy and well, kind of fun.  Even Hollywood’s nice guy George Clooney is mocking the “Hottie and the Nottie” star by stating in a recent interview with Rolling Stone,

“There is a funny thing that happens when you are a young actor. You equate financial success and getting jobs with whether or not you are good at it.”

Okay, are you ready? Here it comes…

“And it still happens. That’s why there is Paris Hilton. Now I’m in trouble with Paris Hilton.”

Ding. Dang. Dong. I’ll tell you what. Sure it’s funny and you all laugh, but Paris doesn’t give a crap who says what about her. That beotch is laughing ALL the way to the bank. So, bring it on George! What else ya got?

Paris and Benji attended the reveal and launch party of LG Electronics’ (LG) Scarlet HD TV Series at the Pacific Design Center in LA.

your rockstar boyfriend writes a love song about you.

Apparently Benji is feeling inspired by girlfriend Paris Hilton…so much that he penned a love song about her. All together now…awwwwww.

It’s fittingly called, “Don’t you dare even think about sneaking a camera into the bedroom because I do not want to be known as a sex tape star for the rest of my life. Ok thanks.”

We KID!!!

Paris is gushing over this thoughtful gesture telling a source, “He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio,” Hilton, 27, said Monday night at the LG launch of the TV series Scarlet. “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

It’s gotta be almost three months now for this inseparable duo. Is Paris finally growing up?

Two months and still going strong! Woohoo! Paris Hilton and Benji Madden just got back from their (Good Charlotte’s) one-month European tour and are settling back in LA. But, peeps, do NOT expect wedding bells anytime soon.

It’s only been TWO months for gawd’s sake. For now, they are satisfied with being joined at the hip and being BFF with benefits.  I wonder how long this relationship will REALLY last.

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