Posts Tagged ‘Beverly Hills’

Minnie Driver Gets Hefty.

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

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What in soggy-wet-coffee-grounds-and-indeterminate-globs-of-refuse is this world coming to? Minnie Driver stepped out yesterday in Beverly Hills what seems to be a ripped, used version of a 13 gallon Hefty Cinch Sak.

Now don’t get me wrong, Minnie is looking svelte after just giving birth to her little rug rat Henry Story, but good gawd, the trash bag has got to go.

Perhaps this trash bag would have been better with the elastic drawstring lining the bottom creating for a more ruffled look. Ewwww no forget it. She’d be way better off in camel-toed mom jeans.

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The Newlyweds Step Out!

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

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Just two days after officially tying the knot, Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi step out to get some lunch. Ellen is busy taping her sixth season of “Ellen”, so there is no time for a honeymoon right now. Nope, no big honeymoon yet…they’ve got plenty of time for that! For now, takeout down the road from their Beverly Hills home will have to do.

And, from the looks of the huge smiles on their faces, they seem to be content just being married! Good for them!

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Salma Hayek And Valentina Are Shoppin’ Fools!

Friday, August 1st, 2008

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Salma is going to have her hands full when 10-month-old Valentina gets older! What a little heartbreaker she will be…JUST like her mamasita! Newly single Salma took Valentina out and about in Beverly Hills for some retail therapy. Teaching her how to shop early! That’a girl!

Might as well since your baby daddy is a BILLIONAIRE!

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Girls Can Play With Trucks Too!

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

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Looks like Jessica (Alba) Warren needed to sneak away from the ole’ Warren household for a little peace and quiet. Girlfriend visited a Beverly Hills toy store sans baby Honor and papa Cash. And from the looks of it, Jessica is gonna turn Honor into a rough and tough girl as she picked up some dump trucks for her little diva.

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Marilyn Monroe Loves Paris!

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

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Wait a minute…I thought Marilyn Monroe was deceased. Duh, people, she is! Who, other than Paris Hilton, would name one of their pets Marilyn Monroe? Yeah…that’s what I thought.

Who wouldn’t love to be Paris’s number one beotch dressed up in a fashionable dress and be carried around like an object on a hot and sunny day? Paws in the air for Marilyn Monroe! For gawd’s sake, Robertson Boulevard in Beverly Hills was calling! Yesterday, Paris and Marilyn did some major damage at Diavolina boutique for a few bags’ worth of clothing. Wowsers!

Tinkerball, Paris’s chihuahua needed a break from the flashing bulbs and the attention. Paris, on the other hand, soaked it all up! Marilyn looks kind of pissed though. I’m thinking Paris didn’t buy HER anything. That sucks!

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Halle Berry Is A Show Off!

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

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This beotch just had a freakin’ baby. Halle Berry just her baby Nahla FIVE months ago and here she is strutting her stuff, showing off her post baby bod. Halle was spotted out and about shopping for a few items from Beverly Hills and the Westfield Mall in Century City.

Her partner Gabriel Aubry must have had diaper duty, as he and baby were nowhere in sight.

Girlfriend looks FABULOUS, but how UNFAIR is that for her to look THAT good after having a baby?

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Jessica Alba, Still A Grump.

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

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Looks like Jessica Alba is quickly getting back to her old self…and showing no emotion! You’d think having a baby would make you smile. Not Jessica!

Jessica and her hubby Cash Warren spent most of their Independence Day out shopping in Beverly Hills SANS BABY! Shoot, I’d be smiling to look like that just a month after giving birth! But, I suppose when no one wants to pay millions for those first pics of your baby, THAT can be kind of discouraging.
The rate this is going, we’ll NEVER see the Alba baby!

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David Beckham And Boys Burn Some Rubber.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

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Imagine driving down Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills and pulling up alongside this beautiful sight. Yummy, yummy. David Beckham and his youngest two boys took Posh’s Phantom Drophead Coupe for a spin yesterday. (What?! You KNOW Posh wears the pants in that relationship. It’s HER coupe!) Anyways, Becks sure knows how to turn some heads and even had a female driver next to them smiling and drooling.

And, you wonder why there are so many accidents in California! Just another day in the life of David Beckham.

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Will Smith Gives Charlize A Smooch.

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

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Will Smith seemed to be a tad too excited at the premiere of his new movie Hancock co-starring the gorgeous Charlize Theron. Charlize looks a little taken a-back at the spontaneous neck nuzzle.

I wonder if Jada has seen these pics yet? Probably NOT…considering she is Beverly Hills at the Crystal + Lucy Awards tonight and HE is in England.

I think Will Smith has been hanging around with fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise just a TAD too much. Do you think charming Will is going to be in trouble with his old lady?

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Jessica Alba and Cash Marry On The Down Low.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are married. Wow, that was sneaky! Apparently the couple thought it would be cool to pull a Mariah Carey-Nick Cannon-wedding…only thing is, there were no frills…there was nothing fancy. It was just Cash, Jessica, and the Beverly Hills Courthouse.

According to People.com, Jessica wore a long blue dress, with her hair in a ponytail. Cash wore a white shirt and brown pants. They applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the processing before a staff member married them.

There were no witness other than the one supplied by the court.

Quick and painless wedding.  Congratulations to the happy couple!

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