Posts Tagged ‘BFF’

Paris Thinks She’s Royalty.

Monday, October 20th, 2008

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Apparently Paris has taken her late night partying with the Princes a little bit too far as she donned a top with the words “Royal Highness” while shopping in Notting Hill.

Miss Paris has been in the UK looking for her new BFF and she even hinted at moving to the land of the Brits. Paris revealed to a source: “I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for a month and am much, much happier here.”

Good gawd, could we be so lucky? Cross your fingers, peeps. I’m crossing my fingers AND my toes.

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Paris Gets Streaky With It.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

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Streak-alicious Paris at SVEDKA Hosts A Night At The Movies event in Hollywood on Tuesday night.

A wise young air brush tanning professional once told me, “Faking it doesn’t have to be scary.” Interesting, right? But, I think that bitch was lying to me.

When I saw these pics of Paris all I could think was that air brush tanning professional I spoke with must have been speaking about something else. Sexy time, perhaps? I don’t know, I kind of tuned her out after she started talking about her cat rolling around in heat on her outside porch.

Anystreak, THESE pics are a perfect example of self-tanner gone extremely bad. Granted, Paris has been busy promoting her new show “My BFF” and working tirelessly on her latest musical effort. Ummmm, Hello?!!! I get tired just thinking about it.

Maybe we’ll forgive her this time for her “streak-n-go” efforts. Or not.

Click after the jump for more streak-licious photos.
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Paris To Move To London?

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

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Well temporarily. I know I’m cruel, aren’t I? I know you were hoping she’d move to London forever, but sorry peeps this move is only temporary as Paris gets ready to find a BFF in London. Not quite sure how many BFF’s this chick needs, but apparently the more, the merrier.

Anylazyeye, Paris took to her blog today to discuss some very important topics, like her new single, her new show and her NEW ALBUM? Yep. Hear it right from the horse’s mouth as Paris rambles on her Myspace blog.

Hi guys, I wanted to share the exciting news that the day is finally here: my new show, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF,” premieres TONIGHT on MTV at 10pm…I will be watching it live from a special premiere party in Hollywood, and I will be live online talking to fans and sharing video. You can visit me at

www.IAmOnMTV.com

during the premiere. I am so proud of the show, the cast, and everyone involved with it–it’s hilarious and I can’t wait to hear what you all think.

Today is also very special because the soundtrack for my upcoming film, “REPO! The Genetic Opera” is released. The cast and producers threw a party last week and we got amazing feedback from the press who attended. I sing on five tracks on the CD and I know that so many of you have been following its progress…don’t miss it! Check out The REPO website for details.

I hope that you all will be able to tune in or listen up to what I’ve been working on lately…I love you all and as always appreciate you and your messages.

It’s been a crazy year but I’m not slowing down! I’ll be writing to you soon from London, where I will be living during October while I film the UK version of my show.

Love you all,

Xoxo Paris

Will you be watching the “BFF” premiere tonight?

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Britney’s $8 Million Mansion Jinxed?

Monday, September 29th, 2008

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Just the other day we told you that the Cheetorific Britster was packing up and moving out of her $8 million dollar mansion. Now reports are claiming that Britney believes her home is “jinxed” and is blaming her “bad luck” on her home. AND, she’s selling the house WITH the furniture in it too! Ummmm…okay.

Gawd forbid Britney takes any responsibility for her own actions! Blame it on the house and the furniture! I’m sure the furniture leaked some evil Cheeto juice that seeped into Britney’s veins that made her indulge in booze and drugs too! Oh wait…that was her BFF Sam Lufti.

Whoops, my bad.

In any case, it is the mansion’s fault, ya’ll! Good luck in selling that “jinxed”, I mean BEAUTIFUL house, Britters.

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Paris Takes Her Campaign To The Next Level

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

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Paris seems to be taking her bid for President VERY seriously. Video declaring her bid for Presidency? Check. Making a fool of herself in public on an almost daily basis? Check. Opening mouth, inserting foot? Check. Fashionable Promotional Tools? A big fat check, as of yesterday.

Now YOU can own your very own Paris For President T-shirt. Will you be buying one? All profits I’m guessing are going towards Paris’s new BFF’s wardrobe…a worthy cause, right?
Line Paris’s wallet here!!!

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Paris Smurfs It Up!

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

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It’s been sooo long since I’ve seen a Smurf. Remember that cute cartoon? For me it was on right after Saved By The Bell. Saturday mornings used to be so cool. I totally loved waking up Saturday mornings to watch the beloved little blue creatures known as Smurfs. I did hate the fact that Smurfette was the only female smurf to exist, though.

And, well…this is probably as close to a Smurf as I’ll see in a long time. Paris may be dressed from head to toe in a deep shade of blue, but she should have to reason to be feeling blue and melancholy. Ohhhhh no.

I am happy to announce the highly anticipated news…Paris has found her new BFF! OMG. Wait one hot smurf minute…I am so glad I now know THAT…I can FINALLY sleep better at night. THANK GAWD!!!

I knew there was a reason for my madness as of late. However, if you are dying to know WHO her new BFF is, you’ll have to watch the self promotion that is Paris Hilton…on MTV. Paris Hilton’s My New BFF is due to begin airing on September 30th on MTV.

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Paris Is Pissed!

Monday, July 14th, 2008

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Don’t mess with Paris, because you WILL go down. She is fired up and speaking out on those rumors some of those NASTY celeb gossip sites are spreading. Pop up some popcorn and sit down for this. Paris sounded off on her Myspace page:

Hey guys, hope you all had a great weekend. Once again, I am blown away by more lies that are going around, and wanted to clear them up with all of you. I’m sick of Page Six and other gossip sites printing completely false stories. It’s not fair because these lies then spread like wildfire online and people begin to believe they are true, just because they read the same story on so many different sites. I am tired of not commenting on the rumors I hear and I think it’s fair for you to know the truth.

From now on I plan to address these when they come to my attention. I still do not know why these stories get so much circulation–they cross the line between silly tabloid gossip into hateful speculating. They involve completely false rumors about not only what I allegedly do, but about the people in my personal life and family.

Page Six reported that I have moved into Benji’s neighborhood, and that Nicole is upset by this…SO NOT TRUE! First of all, I don’t even live in Glendale. Secondly, I have my own home in a gated community in Beverly Hills–that’s where I live. I haven’t been to Glendale in months. Where do they come up with this?

As most of you know, I moved away from my old–and very accessible–house because I was sick and tired of constant invasion of my private life. I love my fans but I could not leave for a meeting or walk my dog without a camera pushing inside my front door on to personal property. I feel so much happier and safer in my new home. I’ve been renovating it for the past year and totally made it my style. I’ve seen pictures online that are supposedly the inside of my new home, but they’re not. Those pictures were taken off a private real estate site from the previous owners’ interior. The house looks so much different and it underwent such a big transformation into my dream home. I couldn’t be happier! :)

So anyway, back to what I was saying: I am thankful that I know who my true friends and colleagues are, and I encourage my fans to ignore worthless stories like this. There is too much going on in the world, and in your own lives, to waste time reading lies. Such a disappointment but as always, you’ll get the true story from me!

I’m off to a post production meeting for my BFF show, and I hope you are all enjoying the beautiful summer!

Love always,

Paris xoxo

Bam! Paris HAS SPOKEN. Take that Page Six! Paris WILL whoop your booty with a handful of her extensions if you don’t start behaving yourself! And, you KNOW that will be a nasty scene.

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Kate Hudson Lands Two Roles.

Monday, July 7th, 2008

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Kate Hudson played stepmom this weekend to boyfriend Lance Armstrong’s daughter Isabelle. The threesome spent some time shopping at Bentons Sporting Goods store in Santa Monica. I’m guessing little Rider spent time with his hippie-haired dad for the 4th of July holiday.

Can’t get enough of Kate Hudson on the big screen? Well, do not fret, my friends.

According to a source, Kate Hudson is planning to star in a remake of 1978’s Foul Play, in which her mother Goldie Hawn starred in.
Hudson has confirmed that negotiations have started on the new film, but “we don’t even have a writer yet”.

Her partner-in-crime for the co-star role? None other than Lance’s BFF Matthew McConaughey-hey. Gawd, I love that man….greasy hair line and all.

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Paris Takes BFF’s To Tao.

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

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Bye Bye Nicole Richie. Hello, new potential BFF! Paris steps out with what will be one of her new BFF’s. Who will it be?

Wannabe 1, Wannabe 2, Tranny, Wannabe 4 or Wannabe 5?

I’m guessing Tranny will win because Paris won’t pick anyone better looking than her in her eyes. She doesn’t want her new BFF to steal her tattoo-ed up boyfriend from her. Period. Got a little paunch and a slutty dress? Hey, you’re in like flynn!

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BFF’s.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

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Two months and still going strong! Woohoo! Paris Hilton and Benji Madden just got back from their (Good Charlotte’s) one-month European tour and are settling back in LA. But, peeps, do NOT expect wedding bells anytime soon.

It’s only been TWO months for gawd’s sake. For now, they are satisfied with being joined at the hip and being BFF with benefits.  I wonder how long this relationship will REALLY last.

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