Rhys Ifans Inks His Love For Kim…
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
on his face. with a pen. It is not known whether it was a Bic pen in which he used to ink his love. In any case, writing on one’s face is what I call true love….ONLY if it is permanent marker. I bet that was a cruel dare on Kim’s part. I can see it now…Kim and Rhys in the bar, staring into each other eyes over a shot of vodka and a bowl of nuts.
Rhys: Oh, Kimmy. I luff you. I luff you like I luff my tight frosted jeans.
Kim: No you don’t, Rhys. (giggle giggle)
Rhys: Yes I do Kim. How can yuff say that? I luff you like I luff my blond feathered hair.
Kim: No you don’t, Rhys. (giggle giggle)
Rhys: Kim! Dare me to do something out in public. I will do it to show my luff for you.
Kim: Write on your face. Write on your face your love for me.
Rhys: Ok. I will show my luff for you. On my face.
Kim: hee hee.
Awwww. The things you do for luff.
