So perhaps posting a Billy Ocean video is a subtle way of saying, “Hey, you’re cool. If I was single, you’d be mine.” Or perhaps it is one of the cheesiest things I’ve ever done. And it’s okay…I can be cheesy…it’s who I am. I took the Seduction Quiz on Cosmo UK and found out exactly what I thought…I’m a subtle seductress. That’s me…Miss Subtle, alright.

Sometimes you just need a quiz to verify your hunches, if that makes any sense. Take the “Are You A Maneater?” quiz at Cosmo UK and see what kind of seductress you are. (Sorry fellas, you are on the receiving end of this one, but you can still visit Cosmo UK for some really cool gifts for your gal pal or you can check out the site together…ya know some special couple bonding time.) It’s all in good fun…plus while you are there, you can enter a few super cool contests. In case you didn’t know, it IS Seduction month. Mmmhmmm. So, get your sexy self over there and enter to win the following super hot prizes:

*Burlesque classes and tickets to a show
*A luxury dinner for two with Toptable
*A night in a hotel in Brighton with your very own private bar and cinema
*Access to a Ferrari for the day- the ultimate adrenaline rush!
*perfume
*Pole dancing lessons
*and lots of Benefit make-up up for grabs!

Someone has to win, so it might as well be you!

Ummmm, yeah those burlesque lessons look REAL good about now. I need something a little smoother than a Billy Ocean video…not that there is anything wrong with Billy Ocean. It’s just that Billy is so 1980’s.

Ever since Michael Phelps made his historic mark at the 2008 Beijing Olympics by winning 8 Gold medals, the man has been everywhere. Just last weekend, he made his tragic debut on SNL…but amidst his poor acting abilities, I can appreciate Michael as there is something about the long, lanky swimmer that has me enraptured.

The damn fool has been swimming around in my dreams for gawd’s sake! Yes, I said it and it almost seems wrong. I can’t handle it. Even his Chico’s-wearing mother Debbie made her debut in my dreams last night too! Now I’m not exactly sure why or how he got there or even how SHE got there, but it better not happen again! Three nights in a row is just too much. I’m hoping that this is just a phase and that he’ll take his skimpy Speedos and swim out of my dreams. Now, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing but love for Michael, but I’m sorry Michael, it’s gotta stop here.

So, I have just one message to Michael, take it from Billy Ocean…”get outta my dreams”!