Birthday | Danity Donnaly

Nick Cannon Must Be Getting On MC’s Nerves.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Rather than celebrating Nick’s birthday at Disneyland or Chucky Cheese’s, Mariah spent her ching on a night out at PURE nightclub. How sweet.

According to a source,

PURE Nightclub was jam packed with excitement on Tuesday night, stealing the Sin City spotlight as one of the world’s most famous and highly successful recording artists, Mariah Carey, hosted a blowout birthday bash for husband Nick Cannon. The celebrity power couple arrived just after midnight, stopping to wave to fans and pose for photographs on the red carpet before heading into the packed party where they took to a luxurious white-leather VIP bed adjacent to the DJ booth on the club’s main VIP stage.

Almost immediately Cannon jumped on the turntables and grabbed the mic, thanking all for coming out to help him celebrate his special night. With wife Carey by his side, Cannon began to spin a stellar soundtrack for his own birthday extravaganza and the club’s energy went through the roof. Moments later, Carey helped to present a three tiered, orange flamed birthday cake to her number one man as partiers cheered on. Carey then joined Cannon’s mother and friends at their nearby table where they shared glasses of Pinot Grigio, danced and sang along to the mix of club anthems and hit songs that Cannon was playing.

Carey paid plenty of visits to Cannon in the DJ booth throughout the night, during which club goers spotted the twosome sharing secrets and playfully admiring each other. Around 3am Cannon paid tribute to his wife by mixing a medley of some of Carey’s hottest hits throughout her record breaking career, including “Fantasy,” “It’s Like That” and “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time.” Then, the multi-talented singer, who has had an awe-inspiring 18 number one singles in the U.S., and Cannon’s mother joined the birthday boy behind the wheels of steel once more before the happy couple called it a night at 3:30am. Also present at the unforgettable Tuesday night turnout was master mystifier Criss Angel and UFC fighter Heath “Texas Crazy Horse” Herring.

You KNOW Nick didn’t get a birthday present, especially considering he had to work on his own birthday! Girlfriend has been spending enough money on her baby boy. It’s time for him to get in some work…well besides filling her drinks, picking up the empty glasses and pulling her car around the front.

Happy Birthday, Nick!
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Amy Winehouse Ruins Her Birthday Party.

Monday, September 15th, 2008

You wouldn’t think a party animal such as junkie Amy Winehouse would pass up a party…let alone her OWN birthday party. However Amy left friends and family waiting…and waiting…and waiting and surprised them all by NOT showing up.

Amy’s reason for the no show? Her fugliness.

A pal said: â€œAmy was standing in front of the mirror telling everyone how rough she looked. Unfortunately her lifestyle has had a major affect on her appearance and itâ€™s only just started to sink in. She kept saying she was ugly and was in an awful state. They couldnâ€™t get her out. Remi (her friend) had organized the night and made a huge effort. They had a huge row. Amy can be very selfish â€” there was no convincing her and she ruined the night for everyone, including herself.â€

Ok, so is this the first time Amy has looked in a mirror since she started using drugs, ‘cuz I’m pretty sure I can’t remember the last time Amy actually looked presentable?

I’m sure Amy has pissed off a whole lot of people now! Time for an intervention! Someone needs to call up Dr. Drew and get ‘er done.

A Birthday For Blake

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Sounds like a title for some Nicholas Sparks book and very well could be for all I know, but tonight I wanted to wish Gossip Girl Blake Lively a Happy 21st Birthday! HOLLA!

How did Blake get to spend most of her 21st? Shooting scenes on the set of Gossip Girl, of course!
Fun times!

Let’s hope that Blake gets to get a tad LIVELY tonight! At least opt for the free dessert at Applebee’s.

Image Source: Wire Image

Madonna Is An Old Beotch.

Monday, August 18th, 2008

She may have just endured a late night of celebrating, but that doesn’t stop newly 50-year-old Madonna from getting her booty up and heading to the gym. Talk about dedication!

According to an insider, Madonna’s party was a riotous affair at London club Volstead, organized by her sweet husband Guy Ritchie.

Guy-O dished out $200,000 on a high-class spread including bottles of pink Krug champagne and Crack Baby vodka and champagne cocktails.

Guy knows how to do it big! Get the ole’ beotch drunk! That’s probably the only way Guy can get Madonna to allow him to sleep in her bed at night, instead of the couch! Smart man!

Lindsay Flaunts Her Bling At Samantha’s Bday Bash.

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Last night, Lindsay Lohan helped BFF Samantha Ronson celebrate her 31st birthday…and leave it to Lindsay to plan a party that won’t go unforgotten. Lindsay may reportedly be sober, but she hasn’t forgotten how to party.

According to a source, the party started at Matsuhisa sushi restaurant where Lindsay and Sam chowed down on raw fish.

The party-goers enjoyed balloons, ice cream (courtesy of a genuine ice cream truck) and party favors as rumors of a possible LiLo/Sam engagement abounded due to Lohanâ€™s left-hand bling.

These TWO sure know how to keep the paps clickin’ and the peeps talkin’!

Xtina Still Cakes On The Makeup.

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Even though a life-changing event just occurred in the life of one of America’s greatest songbird’s life, Christina Aguilera is still high maintenance. You’d think when Aggy became a mother, she would have threw out the eyeliner and the bright shades of lipstick. However, some things never change. Xtina’s lipstick is like an American Express card…she never leaves home without it.

Christina has lent her beautiful painted canvas to that of Macy’s. Macy’s is celebrating its 150 years of retailing this October and Christina is all for celebrating with the retailing giant. Christina has been photographed in a couple ads for Macy’s and her makeup couldn’t have been caked on anymore. I hope she has a good makeup remover. She must spend HOURS removing the layers of makeup painted on her face.

What do you think?

Nick Hogan’s Not-So-Happy Birthday.

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

Happy 18th Birthday Nick Hogan!

I bet never in his wildest dreams did Nick think he would be spending his 18th birthday in JAIL…let alone big boy JAIL with the big boys!

According to a source, Little Nicky Hogan got transferred from the juvie unit over to the house of the big boys today. What a fabulous way to spend your birthday! No cake, no candles, and no birthday spankings from mama Linda. I bet some one-eyed Willy from Pinellas County would be more than happy to give Nicky his birthday paddles! Scary thought! If I were Nick, I think I’d hide underneath my little cot and try to forget I was even born! It’s just all ONE BAD DREAM!

LiLo’s Text Message Love Notes.

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Text messages are the romantic way to say I love you this day in age. If you didn’t know…well, NOW you KNOW! Just ask secret-but-not-secret lovers Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan.

Samantha made Lindsay feel real special on her birthday by not only buying her a $22,000 “commitment” ring, but she also sent her lady lover a sappy, romantical text message.

According to a source, “Lindsay left a message from Samantha up on her BlackBerry all day. It said, â€˜I love you, honey. Happy four-month anniversary!â€™ They are madly in love.â€

Awww. I’m sure Samantha also took Lindsay out to dinner for some tuna sandwiches and topped the night off with some canoodling by the fire. Tweet.

Image Source: WENN

Tony Romo Tanked At Jessica’s B-Day Bash.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

I never have and never will understand the fascination with Tony Romo. He surely isn’t anything to write home to mom about…looks-wise. It must be his charm when he gets tanked that attracts the ladies…especially when he belts out 80’s butt rock jams. That’s thexy.

Jessica Simpson’s birthday isn’t officially until tomorrow, however, the blonde meat eater started partying Monday night. And, Tony? Well, Tony thoroughly enjoyed himself. In fact, it looked as though he was having more fun than the birthday girl. Get a few drinks in Tony and he’s a big ball of fun!

According to a source, For dinner, Jessica and on-again beau Tony Romo went to Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, where they met up with her pregnant sister Ashlee and husband Pete Wentz.

Following dinner, Jessica and Romo hit Key Club in West Hollywood to see Steel Panther (formerly known as Metal Skool).

Where was Papa Joe when all these festivities were going on? I’m surprised he didn’t shave Tony Romo’s neck hair before the big birthday bash. Hmph. Oh, well…it is good to see that Tony and Jessica are keeping it real.

Image Source: Wire Image

Pam Anderson Pulls A Trick Of Her Own.

Monday, July 7th, 2008

It was Pam Anderson’s 41st birthday and the beotch went all out. Any reason to get sloppy drunk and act like a total whore is Pammi’s idea of fun! She got a tattoo…made out with her birthday cake…and made out with a douche bag magician named Criss Angel…whom you know later she doinked. Things never change.

My only thought here is, where the hell is Tommy Lee? I thought these two moved in together? Well, if Tommy didn’t about this then, he sure as hell knows now!

And, ironically Pammi calls Jessica Simpson a whore!

Hey, only calling ‘em as I see ‘em!

See more trashy birthday pics after the jump.
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