Text messages are the romantic way to say I love you this day in age. If you didn’t know…well, NOW you KNOW! Just ask secret-but-not-secret lovers Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan.

Samantha made Lindsay feel real special on her birthday by not only buying her a $22,000 “commitment” ring, but she also sent her lady lover a sappy, romantical text message.

According to a source, “Lindsay left a message from Samantha up on her BlackBerry all day. It said, ‘I love you, honey. Happy four-month anniversary!’ They are madly in love.”

Awww. I’m sure Samantha also took Lindsay out to dinner for some tuna sandwiches and topped the night off with some canoodling by the fire. Tweet.

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I never have and never will understand the fascination with Tony Romo. He surely isn’t anything to write home to mom about…looks-wise. It must be his charm when he gets tanked that attracts the ladies…especially when he belts out 80’s butt rock jams. That’s thexy.

Jessica Simpson’s birthday isn’t officially until tomorrow, however, the blonde meat eater started partying Monday night. And, Tony? Well, Tony thoroughly enjoyed himself. In fact, it looked as though he was having more fun than the birthday girl. Get a few drinks in Tony and he’s a big ball of fun!

According to a source, For dinner, Jessica and on-again beau Tony Romo went to Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, where they met up with her pregnant sister Ashlee and husband Pete Wentz.

Following dinner, Jessica and Romo hit Key Club in West Hollywood to see Steel Panther (formerly known as Metal Skool).

Where was Papa Joe when all these festivities were going on? I’m surprised he didn’t shave Tony Romo’s neck hair before the big birthday bash. Hmph. Oh, well…it is good to see that Tony and Jessica are keeping it real.

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It was Pam Anderson’s 41st birthday and the beotch went all out. Any reason to get sloppy drunk and act like a total whore is Pammi’s idea of fun! She got a tattoo…made out with her birthday cake…and made out with a douche bag magician named Criss Angel…whom you know later she doinked. Things never change.

My only thought here is, where the hell is Tommy Lee? I thought these two moved in together? Well, if Tommy didn’t about this then, he sure as hell knows now!

And, ironically Pammi calls Jessica Simpson a whore!

Hey, only calling ‘em as I see ‘em!

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COA=Center of Attention.

Surprised? Nah. We totally love Kim, but let me tell you if I was her sister, I wouldn’t have invited her to MY birthday party. Hell to the no! First of all, I wouldn’t want her eating all my cake and second of all, I would want ALL the attention to be on me…NOT my sister and her booty.

Anyways, the Kardashian clan celebrated the (least attractive Kardashian sister) Khloe’s 40th birthday at PURE Nightclub in Los Angeles. The whole family showed up to get their party on, as well as special guests Kim’s boyfriend Reggie Bush and The Pussycat Dolls.

If one birthday party wasn’t enough, birthday girl Khloe partied the next night with lead PCD Nicole
who celebrated her birthday at LAX Nightclub in Vegas! Party On!

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Instead of taking part in the photo call for Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday bash, Amy Winehouse decided to skip out. Apparently booze and sweets were more important.

Amy also went to visit her incarcerated husband Blake.

Will she show up for her expected performance on Friday? Time will tell!

Here’s a pic of some celebrities who did attend the photo call.

It may have been Frankie Delgado’s birthday party…but Brody Jenner was the one guest with the biggest smile. Many members of The Hills crew were on hand to help Frankie celebrate at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas. The boys seemed to enjoy showing off some skin, while the ladies sipped on drinks and danced. Lauren and Brody spent most of the night together, along with Lauren’s BFF Stephanie Pratt (sister of evil villian Spencer). The night was pretty much drama-free. BORING!

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Michael Jackson’s plastic surgery lovin’ sister, LaToya, celebrated her 39484th birthday last night at Prive in Vegas. (She really turned 52.) She definitely is a Michael Jackson wanna-be, isn’t she? Plastically Fabulous.

Can you guess her birthday buddy there in the pic? Click for the answer and for more fug, er…fabulous photos from LaToya’s partay in Sin City.

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And the whole kiddy world bows down. I mean, come on…it’s Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s child. He’s the prince of celebrity tot land.

So, what does a 2-year old child like Kingston do for his birthday?

Well, invite other celebrity babies and friends, of course!  According to a source, Christina Aguilera, Jordan Bratman and baby Max made the birthday scene, while Posh brought her son Cruz out to the celebration. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden brought baby Harlow along to celebrate Kingston’s big day.  Sad to say but Shiloh Jolie-Pitt wasn’t able to make the farm-animal themed party.

There was a petting zoo for the kiddies to enjoy as well as an inflatable bounce house that involved some hardcore jumping.

You KNOW you wish you were Kingston.

The only Hills chick I can actually tolerate celebrated her birthday LAX nightclub inside the Luxor Hotel last night. Happy Birthday to sweetheart, Audrina Patridge! I hope Audrina makes it farther career-wise than all those other Hills beotches.

According to a source, Audrina spent the past week in Hawaii working on “Into the Blue 2: The Reef”, which tells the story of “Sebastion (Chris Carmack, of The O.C.) and Dani (Laura Vandervoort, Smallville), a married couple hired as professional divers to search for Columbus’ hidden treasure. To their horror, they learn that their wealthy employers have a much more terrifying agenda.”

In the straight-to-DVD flick, “Patridge will play a no-nonsense beach beauty whose boyfriend caters to her every demand.”

Happy Birthday beottcccch and we say that with loving adoration!

Expect a huge birthday event for mini TomKat! I can’t imagine what kind of party Suri is going to have when she’s 16. Everyone is going to be like, I wanna be like Suri Cruise..that bitch has everything!  Birthday party ENVY to the maximum.

Happy Birthday mini TomKat!