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Saturday, July 26th, 2008

Thursday night was another night of work for Samantha Ronson, a spin-spin-spinnin’ at the Ultimate White Party at Shrine at the MGM Grand at Foxwoods. And, her “female companion”, Lindsay Lohan, was there for support and spent most of her time at the party texting on her Blackberry. Sounds like fun!

The fun part of the party came at the end when everyone began chanting and yelling Ronson’s name over and over and over again.

According to a source, Lindsay grabbed the microphone and declared, “She’s taken!”

Oh, is she now?

Even more hilarious was when no one wanted to LEAVE the party.

“Lindsay snapped a little bit, and said she needed to get out of there right away. The lights were on, everyone could easily see her and they were all trying to get a picture,” said one insider.

You’d think BY NOW Lindsay would be USED to getting her picture taken.

LiLo’s Text Message Love Notes.

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Text messages are the romantic way to say I love you this day in age. If you didn’t know…well, NOW you KNOW! Just ask secret-but-not-secret lovers Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan.

Samantha made Lindsay feel real special on her birthday by not only buying her a $22,000 “commitment” ring, but she also sent her lady lover a sappy, romantical text message.

According to a source, “Lindsay left a message from Samantha up on her BlackBerry all day. It said, â€˜I love you, honey. Happy four-month anniversary!â€™ They are madly in love.â€

Awww. I’m sure Samantha also took Lindsay out to dinner for some tuna sandwiches and topped the night off with some canoodling by the fire. Tweet.

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McConaughey-hey’s Drunken Stupor.

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Matthew and Camilla attended the exclusive Malibu screening of “Battle In Seattle” last night.

Soon-to-be dad Matthew McConaughey-hey is getting his partying out of his system before the lil’ turkey gets done cooking in the oven….or so we hope…cuz’ our boy Matthew is a ROCK STAR when it comes to partying.

Just a couple weeks ago, Matthew was spotted in Nicaragua and according to a source was â€œdirty-dancingâ€ his way through every girl at a bar…attempting to make the moves on every woman he came into contact with. Hmmm, I wonder what soon-to-be baby mama Camilla thinks about that!

On top of that, he lost his flip flops and was on a drunken mission to find them. He searched high and the lowest of low…in sewer ditches. Apparently the flip flops were near and dear to his heart!

According to a source, Matthew allegedly “accepted a ride back to his villa at a nearby resort from two locals. ‘Matt was so out of it when they reached the resort that the two guys had to carry him to his villa…They used his key, took him inside and put him to bed, then left â€” but they left the door unlocked.’”

Now, here’s the majorly sucky part for Matthew, “When he woke in the morning, he was missing $2,000 and his blackberry/phone!” HOWEVER, he didn’t file a police report. Funny how a pair of flip flops were more important the night before than $2,000 and a Blackberry.

I bet he had a lot of celebrity pals ticked off at him! I’m sure Kate Hudson, Lance Armstrong, and Jake Gyllenhaal’s numbers were in there. Yikes!

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