Ashton Kutcher is not just a pretty face married to an old lady. He’s a big and bad football coach, bitches. I had really no idea that Mr. Kutcher was athletic, let alone football coach quality. But…he is an A-list celebrity, therefore he can do what he wants when he wants. Period. Ashton Kutcher…an inspiration to many. Check out the wise words Ashy invites us to read from his Myspace blog:

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hola amigos long time no chat. I was clicking the keys latenight and thought I might just wax a little philosophy on the myspot page. The wifey is away shooting a film and I’m holding down the fort here in lala land. I’m pleased to report that my Harvard Westlake football team is 4-2. I am blessed to step on the gridiron every week with a great group of individuals that understand that the collective force is greater that any individual can ever be. A lot of people have asked me why I decided to start coaching. I’ve thought about it a lot because at first I would say “it’s just something I’ve always wanted to do” but to be honest there are a lot of things I’ve always wanted to do. So as I dig deeper I’ve actually found that the truth is that it’s something I’ve always been afraid to do. I was afraid of the time commitment. I was afraid that I would look stupid. I was afraid that the players wouldn’t listen to my football advice, I was afraid that the advice that I gave wouldn’t be very good. I’ve have many situations in my life where I’ve had an opportunity to extend my self and walked away for many of those reasons. And though coaching a football team is no great step for man kind I finding that it’s a great step for me and that I’m not there to teach them they are there to teach me.

In other news, I would like to thank the person who wrote this article for the la times
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/10/ashton-kutchers.html
I believe that you have recognized the seed level of my desire to build blahgirls.com for teenage girls. I don’t believe that there are too many places that honestly depict teenage girls. They are underestimated at every turn and ten times more savy than anyone gives them credit for. If we are not honest about them, with them, and to them, and we don’t deliver them the same truths that our media assets have been more than willing to serve up to teenage boys, we will continue to ensure a sexual divide for generations.
Sexual curiosity is not dirty, it’s human!
Check out Blahgirls.com for more. Oh by the way if you become a fan of the katalyst facebook page I’m doing a bunch of video blogging. also I have a live qik feed at qik.com/ashton lot’s of love ak

Thank you Ashton for enlightening us.