We wish Amy would pack up and ship herself to rehab, but we all know that until pigs fly or monkeys fly out of my butt, that is NOT going to happen.

Instead, Amy is said to be packing up her belongings and on the search for a home in in Bury St Edmunds…closer to her beloved Blakey Pooh.

According to the Sun newspaper, he’s being moved to one of three category-C prisons in Suffolk because “prison staff are genuinely worried”.

A source also told the paper that Winehouse’s “management are happy because they feel she needs to move out of town.”

Perhaps a change in scenery is what Amy needs, however, I am afraid that her escaping Camden is only a temporary fix.

And, Blake is bad news. She needs to break away from him. Plain and simple. Until she realizes that, NOTHING is going to change for the better in Amy’s life, unfortunately.

Lord help us all! That is all we need is a bunch of little Wino-Fielder-Civil rats running around.

Amy told a source, “I want at least five kids,’ she said. ‘I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad.”

What the heck is this chick smoking? I don’t know what world she is living in, but she sure has a distorted sense of reality.

Let’s hope Amy changes her mind about procreating with this jail bird and gets herself some help in REHAB. Hey, if Britney Spears can do it, there is HOPE for Wino!

Save Wino! Save Wino! Save Wino!

Amy Winehouse sure isn’t showing any signs of slowing down on the party circuit. And, her devotion to her hubby seemed to have come to a halt as she was MIA at Blake’s BIG hearing today!

The big slime ball Blake received 27 months in the slammer…that would be two years plus three months for you peeps horrible at math. Geez that sure sucks to be him, that is for sure! (Even though he still has access to drugs and pen and paper, he’ll be higher than a kite declaring his love to his fellow female inmate.)

So, now I’m wondering…will Amy still sport the Blake barrette? Or, is their marriage doomed?

Just when you think the Amy Winehouse drama couldn’t get any juicier, well sad to say it, but…it does.

We all know Amy has been more than a whack job the past couple of weeks…wearing that crazy Blake barrette and professing her undenying love for this douche-bag husband of hers, Blake Fielder-Civil. And, you must not forget Amy punching a fan at Glastonbury. This beotch is more whacked than Naomi Campbell and Britney Spears put together!

While we know Amy has been no angel in her marriage, allegedly having two affairs while Blake has been incarcerated, Blake has slapped her infidelity in her face by…well…BASICALLY doing the same thing! IN JAIL!!!! You’d think being locked up in a jail cell would keep you out of trouble. Apparently NOT!

Blake has been writing sexually charged love letters to a female inmate.

According to a source, The letters detail what he’d like to do to her in the bedroom when he is released, with graphic images of sordid sexual fantasies including hints of a threesome with Amy.

You know this is not going to sit well with Amy, furthering her into a deeper depression. These two are just two individuals that should NOT be together. Period.

Want to read the letters “Blakey” wrote to the female inmate? You can read them for yourself….after the jump. Enjoy! They are JUICY!
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Amy Winehouse made it to Nelson Mandela’s concert to perform. Thank gawd. Things were getting a little iffy there when she was a no-show at the photo call. But, she made it…

Red Blake barrette in her rat’s nest…check.

Tight mini dress…check.

Caked on makeup and bronzed skin…check.

Amy Winehouse delivered an acceptable performance and showed guests that despite having early stages of emphysema, she does STILL have her voice.

According to a source, Amy couldn’t resist substituting words into the finale Free Nelson Mandela song. Instead of singing the lyrics Free Nelson Mandela, she sang, “Free Blakey my fella.”

A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do, I guess. What she SHOULD do is get rid of that loser husband of hers! But, who am I to know.

Instead of taking part in the photo call for Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday bash, Amy Winehouse decided to skip out. Apparently booze and sweets were more important.

Amy also went to visit her incarcerated husband Blake.

Will she show up for her expected performance on Friday? Time will tell!

Here’s a pic of some celebrities who did attend the photo call.

And, the plot thickens…

Even though Blake Fielder-Civil (Amy Winehouse’s hubby) is rotting in jail, he still manages to get into mischief. Apparently, Blake has seen the papers with pics of Amy and knows she’s hanging around Pete Doperty. (doing drugs and doing the nasty with Pete) And, well…he’s freakin’ pissed!

According to The Sun, one of Blake’s cell mates who recently got out of the slammer, came forward with a story about Fielder-Civil…stating that Blake wanted to HIRE him to beat the crap out of Doherty.

We were sitting in my cell and he said, ‘If you get Doherty for me I’ll give you 20,000 pounds.’ He kept saying, ‘Can you arrange it?’ and telling me to get some guys to his house. He knew the address. He said, ‘Amy’s obviously sleeping with him.’

He knew I used to be a doorman and knew some tough people. He said he wanted him smashed to pieces.”

If Blake ever gets out of jail, there is going to be one big brawl! And…it ain’t gonna be pretty.

Here is the video here:

Does this mean RIP Amy Winehouse’s career?

I know you were all dying to find out what the “other woman” looks like in the Amy Winehouse-Blake Fielder Civil saga. Well, here she is!

I know you were expecting a buxom blonde with bronzed skin and a sparkling white smile, right? Well, you’re wrong!

Ok…so maybe you weren’t expecting that, but instead it’s a Lindsay HoHan look-alike, only 30 lbs heavier!  This girl looks like she may enjoy a little bit of snort snort too!

Yikes!

It’s been a rocky year for Amy Winehouse and it doesn’t seem to be looking up.  Sources report that her jailed husband, Blake Fielder-Civil has been beaten black and blue in jail by inmates who believed he was carrying drugs.  Because Blake has failed numerous drug tests while in jail, he seems to be a target by fellow inmates.  And, it surely doesn’t help that he is considered high-profile either.

It is almost rumored that Amy will check herself back into rehab again soon, this time at Promises where Britney Spears, Mel Gibson, and Ben Affleck were once treated.

First of all, Amy needs to get rid of this guy.  He seems to be nothing but trouble for her.  Poor Amy.  Hopefully she will make the right decision and take care of herself!