Guy Ritchie Is Gonna Get Screwed.
Thursday, October 16th, 2008
With the heart-breaking announcement that a permanent separation of Guy and Madonna is underway, the tragic news has sunk in and we can now somberly go about our lives. However, Guy’s world is about to get rocked! The gloves are off and you can bet that Madonna is gonna do her damnedest to take Guy to the freakin’ cleaners.
Sure they may have children together, little Rocco and adopted David Banda, but you can bet your booty Madge is gonna get custody of the little rug rats as the courts will not separate the children from each other. Poor Guy! As far as the $500 million in earnings and assets? There may be some mudslinging and some serious fighting over the bling bling. You KNOW how stingy Madge is with her ching ching and her bling bling.
Despite the divorce announcement, Guy has been pouring himself into work and was seen on the set of his new film “Sherlock Holmes” yesterday. He sure looks miserable! I sure as heck wouldn’t want to be divorcing Madonna! It’s going to be one long road for Guy. I hope he has a good therapist!
