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It was a rare public appearance TOGETHER for the Full House hotties Mary-Kate and Smashly Olsen yesterday in Los Angeles. And, whether or not you like these two chicks, they are WILDLY successful!

Their latest venture? Authors of a coffee table book inspired by their role models in the fashion industry, the designers, artists and creative entrepreneurs.

Even though the twinsies looked a tad bored at their signing, there were streams of fans lined up for hours outside of Borders to catch a glimpse of the former Full House tots.

Click after the jump for more photos of the twinnies at their book signing at Borders.
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As if a humiliating tell-all book wasn’t enough…

Last month, Lynne Spears released a tell-all book about her two troubled daughters, their Cheeto addictions and their sexy time as teenagers. And NOW because of the success of the book, Lynne wants to ride this cash train as long as she can! CHOO!!! CHOOO!!! Therefore, the country bumpkin mama wants her book to hit the big screen, y’all! And she believes it WILL be a hit.

In fact, Lynne already has chosen who she’d like to cast in as her beloved Cheeto and her own hillbilly booty.

According to a source, ‘Scary Movie’ actress Anna Faris is being considered to play the lead while Lynne allegedly wants Julia Roberts to play her part. “She’s pitching the book around to studios,” the Sun quoted a source close to Lynne as saying. “She even says she wants Julia Roberts to play her. It’s insane!” the source added.

Ummm yeah. I highly doubt Julia would agree to such a role. In any case, good luck with that Lynne-y Tin Tin!

You remember that scum bag paparazzi freak Britney hung around during her pink wig days? Well, Adnan Ghalib has come out of hiding to announce he has a sex tape for sale.

According to Britney’s ex-douchebag, there IS a Britney sex tape and he’s willing to sell it if the price is right.

Adnan told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Yeah, ‘cuz a sex tape isn’t selling the Cheeto-rific pop star out. What’s next–a book? If Britney’s own mother sells her out, it’s pretty much a given that a paparazzo boyfriend would sell the star out.

It is a real shame that the Britster moved into that mansion. See what that HOUSE has done?

I know I said I would probably read Lynne’s book, “Through The Storm”, but I’ve just recently changed my mind. I’ve thought about this long and hard…hard and long and long and hard again. Damn, that sounds painfully dirty…and you know what….the more I think about this, what Lynne is doing IS downright dirty.

Sure, MTV may have given Britney three moon men out of sheer pity, slapped on a label and called it a comeback…but in reality, she still has a LONG road ahead of her. The bitch isn’t better yet. Her meds may have kicked in now, but it doesn’t mean all her troubles are long gone. In other words, Lynne is taking advantage of a situation and using it to benefit HER bank account.

By buying Lynne’s book, the only thing we are doing is lining this bitch’s wallet with money for plastic surgery or to support her tanning bed addiction.

Lynne-Tin Tin has been on a nationwide promotional tour encouraging us all to fork over $24.99 for her book spilling the dirt on her daughter’s lives, including some pretty deep shiznit that would piss me off if my mother ever did that to me. This morning, Tin Tin hit up the “Today Show” packing the punch.

Check out Lynne’s appearance on “Today” here:

Unless she’s donating the profits of this book to the Translational Genomics Research Institute (TGen) Foundation or Cheeto Lovers Anonymous, I am not touching this piece of work with a ten foot pole.

Well, you knew it was coming sooner or later and Lynne Spears picked the perfect time to release her highly anticipated tell-all book titled “Through The Storm”.

Hey, mama’s gotta make ching too!

According to the book, troubled Britney Spears began boozing aged 13, lost her hoo-hah at 14, then started taking drugs at 15, including cocaine. Tell us something we don’t already know Lynne! I’m not so sure this will be a book that will be THAT revealing. We want juicy juice! Like when she picked up her first bag of Cheetos…if Britney still yearns for Justin…if Brit is still in contact with Adnan…

Despite the non-juicy details that Lynne may not bring forth…I’m sad to say that I probably WILL read this book JUST to see what she says. Sick, I know, right?!

Lynne’s book which should be called, “Sell Out” is available for purchase on September 16.

Are you going to help line Lynne’s pocket?

It must be Myspace blogging mania at the Ronson-Lohan household this evening. Now, Samantha has taken to her blog to throw in her two cents.

Sam writes:

I really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

Ohhhhhhh slam damn thank you, ma’am. Mr. Lohan, we await your reply. Wait, does Mi-Lo have a Myspace blog?

Along with a “Police” reunion comes a book…a book featuring Sting in various kama sutra positions.

We are KIDDING! Actually, it is even better than that…

Sting’s “Lyrics” features more than 100 songs, presented in chronological order from the first Police album Outlandos D’Amour to Sting’s most recent solo rock album, Sacred Love. Sting has also penned original commentary about his writing process, the inspiration behind the albums, and the evolution of his career as a songwriter.

Pretty cool…I guess. But, I was hoping for the Kama Sutra book. Oh well. Lyric fanatics and hardcore Sting fans will definitely appreciate this book.

Still haven’t gotten enough of Miley Cyrus? Well, do not fret! Miley has just landed her own book deal and now you can read all about her fifteen years of existence. The book will include never-before-seen pictures of Miley and her family, as well as untold stories. Oooo…

I wonder if there will be some classic mullet shots of Billy Ray in Miley’s book? Might be worth buying then!

Irregardless of what I think, you KNOW those books will sell like hot cakes!

Bobby Brown has written a tell all book and a few fun little details have been released, including some info on Bobby’s 14-year marriage to pop star Whitney Houston. Bobby let the cat out of the bag by saying that their marriage was in trouble for a long time and that he jeopardized their relationship by cheating on his wife on numerous occasions. Surprise, Surprise! *yawn*

And just in case you didn’t know, Whitney drove Bobby to drugs. Yeah, damn her! I’m sure Whitney tied Bobby down and forced him to smoke a little gon-ja with her! And I’m also sure she made him eat midnite munchies with her too! Eat these Doritos, Bobby! NOW!

Lame.

What I want to read about is his supposed flings with Janet Jackson and Madonna! Now, that would be worth reading. DETAILS, please!

“Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But”, isn’t due for release until next month.