WHA???????

I never understood why actors and actresses indulged in injecting Botoxing their faces. Okay, I lied. I know that they want to look all youthful and shit, but seriously, don’t you have to have facial expressions to be a good actor? Unless you are playing a role as Joan Rivers, you might as well forget facial expressions and receiving an Oscar or Emmy.

Courtney Cox admits to having the injections and opened up to Marie Claire about her experience with the “face freezer”.

“Botox — I think it’s fantastic and also horrible. I mean, they’ve come up with this stuff that can make you not look angry. But you have to use it sparingly. I went to this doctor once, and he was like, ‘Oh, let me do it just here and here and here.’ And I was miserable. I mean, I’m an actor, I’ve got to be able to move my face. When people start messing with their foreheads and can’t lift their eyebrows, that’s weird. It’s not that I haven’t tried Botox, but I hated it,” she said.

Wow, never in my life did I think I would hear of a celebrity dissing the injections that turn you into a bat face. Good for her. The aging process isn’t that bad, bitches!

Well, to my surprise Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still going strong. I’m surprised Ashton is STILL with this hag. I’m just waiting for that day when Ashton gets his shit together and realizes hey…I can do better than this. A few years from now Demi will be sporting dentures and begging Ashton to rub her bones with Bengay. I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t sound too sexy…if you know what I mean.

Seriously, for the amount of Botox and cosmetic surgery Demi has had and for the amount she is going to have sooner or later Demi will be a spitting image of Joan Rivers. THAT is NOT hot.

Demi has proved to us that you can still get a decent man or boy when you are old and gray…ok, we get it. Congratulations. Now, let Ashton out of his cage…let him spread his wings and fly into the arms of Cameron Diaz.

Pam, being the proud member of PETA that she is…headed straight to the capitol, where she hand-delivered a report to politicians, urging the government to start using “sophisticated, non-animal test methods in place of animal tests.”

Pamela Anderson is one big walking contradiction, but at least she’s trying right? Although, it does look like she may have been cutting back on the Botox injections, so perhaps she DOES mean business!!!

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