The big premiere of Brad’s latest flick “The Case of Benjamin Button” (which I’m dying to see) went down last night in Los Angeles with Brad and his guido-stache making their presence known. Saint Angelina was Brad’s arm candy for the night, while Brad’s mom and pops were along for the ride.

Some other unlikely stars attended the event, with Jennifer Lopez and her trout pout stealing the spotlight. (What the deuce was she doing there anyways?)

Click for more pics of Brad, the stache, Angelina and other stars at the premiere and on the red carpet.
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Last night was a fantabulous night for big Brangelina fans as Saint Angelina joined her Mr. Lovah Lovah and his guido-stache on the red carpet for his new film, “The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button”.

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”, which also stars Cate Blanchett, was filmed in New Orleans in 2006 and 2007. I personally cannot wait to see this flick and Oscar buzz is already generating for Mr. Pitt for the role he plays as a man who begins life as elderly and grows younger with time.

Brad told a source, “It’s a gorgeous, gorgeous film. It’s a film that makes you want to hug your kids and call your folks.”

Well, unfortunately peeps, it looks like the baby watch is over. Angelina wore a tight-fitting white dress that was accenting her angelic ways rather than a bumpy midsection. But, don’t worry…it won’t be long…

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“Suri Cruise is hotter than Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s kids. At least according to Forbes.com’s ‘Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots.’ Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ 2-year-old daughter topped the second annual list, which ranks celeb kids 5 years old and younger based on media attention and their parents’ popularity.”

Source: Forbes.com

People magazine has selected Hugh Jackman as the hottest of all the hottest in the whole wide world. What an honor!

Hugh Jackman can finally say that he is sexier than Brad Pitt…the guido mustache was NOT a good idea, Brad. Better luck next year in regaining your crown!

Other sexy hunks that made the cut include: Current 007 Daniel Craig, “Mad Men” lead Jon Hamm, buff bodied “Lipstick Jungle” star Robert Buckley, HSM cutie Zac Efron, “Dirty Sexy Money” rival Blair Underwood, “Gossip Girl’s” resident bad boy Ed Westwick, Olympic champ Michael Phelps, “Raising the Bar” legal eagle Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Oscar-winner Javier Bardem, ‘Twilight’ vamp Robert Pattinson, “Fringe” star Joshua Jackson and soccer superstar David Beckham.

I must say that is all sorts of hotness in ONE magazine. You can pick up the sexy magazine when it hits newsstands on Friday!

Kind of.

No, no, no…The Saint of the World is not pregnant again. The woman JUST gave birth to twins a short time ago for gawd’s sake. And no, no, no she’s NOT leaving her love partner Brad Pitt because of Jennifer Aniston’s “uncool” jab.

However, Saint Angelina has announced that she plans on bowing out of acting to stay home with her 3949458 kids. It should come as no surprise to anyone especially because her love for her children is apparent.

When interviewed by the BBC while promoting her new film, Changeling, Angelina revealed that she would not be acting for much longer. Boo. Sad, I know.

Asked in the interview whether she thought the possibility of her looks fading could affect a lengthy career, Jolie said: ‘I don’t think about it much because I don’t plan to keep acting very long.’

‘I’m ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day. So I’m not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever.

I think it’s nice, I’ve had a time to tell stories and be able to be successful enough to tell the ones I want to tell, and (to) earn some money at the same time is great.

But everything comes in seasons and, you know, I hopefully won’t be needing to do that later in my life in any way.”

However, she could pull a Michael Jordan and come back for one hot minute.

Asked if she had given herself a cut-off point when she no longer wanted to be an actress, Jolie said: “I don’t think I’ll ever say I’m never ever going to work because maybe there’s that interesting project where I feel creative - but certainly I think now I haven’t worked for a year.

“I’ll work for a few months in February. I won’t work again probably for another year. So maybe it’ll be once a year and maybe it’ll be once every three years and just naturally - I like being home a lot these days.”

My prediction is within 6 months, the Jolie-Pitt brood will have yet another child added to the mix. From which country? THAT is the tricky question.

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Watch out, peeps. Shiznit is about to get ugly. Brad Pitt’s panties are in a bunch. Yes, it’s been four years since the Pitt-Aniston traumatic divorce. However, Saint Angelina set herself up for trouble when she PUBLICLY admitted she fell in love with Pitt on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith…which as you all know at that particular time, Brad and Jennifer were STILL MARRIED.

Four years later, Jennifer spoke to Vogue dubbing The Saint “uncool”. Because Jennifer Aniston took a small jab at The Saint Of The World for stealing her husband from her, Brad is furious.

Let me tell you one thing Bradley…paybacks are a beotch!

A source close to the Pitt-Jolie camp told columnist Bill Zwecker that the couple were ‘totally thrown’ by her remarks, thinking she had ‘moved on and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.’

Zwecker commented: ‘One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ‘uncool’ Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in Mr & Mrs Smith.

‘But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.’

I say they end this feud once and for all. How about a group hug?

It’s been FOUR years since the divorce that had the world crying. But, 39394858 kids later and a scandalous alleged affair with the Saint of The World, Brad Pitt has obviously moved on…while Jennifer is finally speaking. And trust me when I say this, Miss Jenny Jen Jen is gonna help sell a ridiculous amount of December Vogue magazines!

Here are a few of the highlights from the highly anticipated interview:

On Things Saint Angelina Told Media Outlets About Her Relations With Pitt:

“There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”

On Whether She Has Had Contact With Her Ex:

“I have nothing but absolute admiration for him, and I’m proud of him. We have exchanged a few very kind hellos and wishing you wells and sending you love and congratulations on your babies.”

On Why The Divorce Wasn’t THAT Horrible:

“Well, it never was that bad. I mean, look, it’s not like divorce is something that you go, “Oooh, I can’t wait to get divorced!” It doesn’t feel like a tickle. But I’ve got to tell you, it’s so vague at this point, it’s so faraway in my mind, I can’t even remember the darkness. I mean, in the end, we really had an amicable split. It wasn’t mean and hateful and all of this stuff that they tried to create about Brad can’t talk to Jen and Jen can’t talk to Brad because this person won’t allow it. It just didn’t happen. The marriage didn’t work out.”

On Why People Need To Quit Feeling Sorry For Her:

“This whole “Poor lonely Jen” thing, this idea that I’m so unlucky in love? I actually feel I’ve been unbelievably lucky in love. Just because at this stage my life doesn’t have the traditional framework to it - the husband and the two kids and the house in Connecticut - it’s mine.

It’s my experience. And if you don’t like the way it looks, then stop looking at it! Because I feel good. I don’t feel like I’m supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I’m not. I’m right where I’m supposed to be.”

On Boy Toy John Mayer:

“We care about each other. It’s funny when you hit a place in a relationship and you both realize, “We maybe need to do something else,” but you still really, really love each other.

It’s painful. There was no malicious intent. I deeply, deeply care about him; we talk, we adore one another. And that’s where it is.”

Source: Vogue

According to a poll conducted by Entertainment Tonight and Parade Magazine, Big Willy Style Smith is OFFICIALLY America’s favorite star. Ughhhhh….excuse me while I throw up. It’s not that I don’t like Big Will…it’s just that I am sick of him winning every damn award out there. What’s next? The non-bathroom-stinker-upper award?

Anystyle, here are the money-bag hags who rounded out the top ten:

1. Will Smith

2. Tom Hanks

3. Reese Witherspoon

4. George Clooney

5. Meryl Streep

6. Brad Pitt

7. Julia Roberts

8. Johnny Depp

9. Jennifer Aniston

10. Patrick Dempsey

What the deuce? It seems Angelina got snubbed out of the top ten! Apparently ET and Parade are and have been Team Aniston.

On a happier note, it sure looks like I am not the only one who thinks Tom Cruise should join a county fair placenta stew cook off. Tommy got shafted!

Perfectly covering his top upper lip and trimmed ever so neatly, Brad Pitt debuted his guido-stache as he left a New York restaurant on Thursday night. Definitely Brad wouldn’t be growing a stache for S and G’s because that is just fugs…so it is safe to assume that when he debuts Inglorious Basterds we will be blessed with seeing the thin upper prickly biznass that is Brad’s guido-stache.

Guido boy Brad is currently on a promotional tour for his latest movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

Is it just me or does Brad look like he’s aged considerably?

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The pearly white gates of the high heavens unfolded the wings of Saint Angelina and released her to attend the Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala where she was to sprinkle her angel dust on the man who worships her most…Clint Eastwood. While Clint Eastwood received honors from his fellow A-listers, Saint Angelina shocked the attendees with her surprise entrance.

In fact, Ange’s fellow Hollywood stars gasped in shock of Jolie’s presence. I mean, wasn’t she just in Afghanistan on a humanitarian mission? Ummmm yeah she was peeps, but remember, this is Saint Angelina…she can be here, there, anywhere in just a click of her heels and a sway of her wand.

Making the honorary presentation to Eastwood, Angelina granted her worshipper more power to be saying, “There are some people in this business that are icons, and we often wonder if, when we meet them, they’ll live up to what we imagine them to be. And Clint Eastwood in person is even better. Clint is what every great director should be. He is a great leader. And I certainly would follow him anywhere.”

Clint turned the compliment around in praise of St. Angelina’s perfect parenting skills and her flawless beauty. Clint then knelt down on the floor in front of Angelina and kissed her angelic feet and opened his mouth while Angelina sprinkled her magic pixie dust onto Clint’s tongue. Well, no that didn’t really happen, but pretty damn close!

Instead, Eastwood praised Jolie saying, ‘Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because you get to look on that gorgeous beauty every day, And she’s a great talent.”

(Eastwood directed Jolie in the movie “Changeling”.)

Oh yeah, he forgot to mention how perfectly perfect she is.

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