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Paris Hilton And Sex Tape Ex Share Love For Raw Fish.

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Paris Hilton was on hand to help celebrate the Grand Opening Celebration Of Yellowtail Sushi Restaurant & Bar At Bellagio in Las Vegas. Also, at the event? Pam Anderson’s ex-husband/Paris’s ex-sex tape lover-whom also probably has Hepatitis C and other venereal diseases-Rick Solomon was also on hand to nibble on some raw fish.

It also looks like Greasy Brandino Machino Davis was reunited with the dirty-who-is Rick Solomon as they shared a smoke and a joke.

Other celebs on hand to show their support and to try some free raw fish included: Ryan Cabrera, Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller, Michelle Rodriguez, Marlon Wayans, Shar Jackson and Wilmer Valderrama.

Images Source: Wire Image

Miranda Kerr’s Love Didn’t Bloom For Orlando.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Ladies, you can breathe a sigh of relief. Rumor has it that Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr and hottie Orlando Bloom are a done deal. This comes as news after Miranda was seen canoodling with her ex-beau Brandon Davis. Talk about a DOWNGRADE! From Orlando Bloom to BRANDON Davis. Yikes.

According to a source, Miranda and Greasy Davis were seen ‘making out’ during a night out at 1Oak before taking their public display of affection to Beatrice Inn. The onlooker said: ‘They didnâ€™t seem to care who saw.’

While a spokesperson for Miranda denied the break-up, she was allegedly overheard telling Brandon about the breakup.

How DOES HE (see pic below) get a girl like Miranda?

Talk about an unsolved mystery. Oh, well. The good news is Orlando is back on the market!

Wishful Thinking.

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Brandon Davis is a loser. His latest racist remarks towards the media have been the talk of the Hollywood gossip scene and to be honest with you, his words are certainly uncalled for.

It’s not that I like to wish evil things upon others, but personally Brandon would be better off if he got his mouth sewn shut. Yeah, sew that succor up!

Or maybe even longterm laryngitis… that would definitely do the trick. That would be a great punishment! Â Then and only then would we all be saved from the wicked mouth that is attached to Brandon Davis’s face.
You have to admit, though, the whole Lindsay HoHan firecrotch comments were kind of humorous. However, Brandino has crossed the line with his racist and homophobic remarks.

Get a life, Brandon…you, you, you…greasy ole’ piece of poop.

*sigh* There, I feel much better.