Click Here to see the photos that Brad Pitt took of his partner Angelina and the rest of the brood. Not so bad for an amateur photographer! These pics are featured in the latest issue of W Magazine.
They may not have the energy to indulge in sexy time due to their 393948458 kids, but despite Internet rumors, Brangelina still exists. So, no need to get your breakup panties in a bunch. Brad and Angelina are still very much together. Geez can’t a woman who just gave birth to twins hide away from the world and simply enjoy her babies? However, I’m giving Ange 3 months to get her ass outta bed or I’m gonna have to call Madonna to help her get over her post-partum funk.
Hey wait a second…I KNOW these two child-lovin’ fools are still together. How can I forget? Didn’t you see that picture of Brad and Ange shopping at the Orphans ‘R Us in Somalia? Geez, now where is that picture…..Or am I the only one who saw that pic? Hmmm. Anyways, they’re together. Take my word for it. They aren’t gonna want to split up the kids. Angelina WON’T let it happen.
Kevin Federline took some time off from diaper duty to get his swerve and mack on. K-Fed showed up to the Madden NFL 09 video game launch last night solo…no kids…no date. However…one familiar face was there to keep Britney’s ex-husband company throughout the night. Don. Don. Don.
I present to you, BABY Mama Number One , ya’ll…Shar Jackson.
According to a source, the two boot knockers were partying side by side at the same VIP table, and were acting “like a couple†while everyone else was playing xBox.
Now, if it wasn’t for BRITNEY, neither of these two would be semi-famous and they both would be sitting at home playing xBox on their 13″ television and eating Ramen noodles from a dog dish…instead of attending this D-List event.
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There must be something in that water over in Hollywood. Whatever it is, keep me far far away. The men over there seem to have somehow attained SUPER SPERM. Twins, twins, EVERYWHERE and they seem to be the new trend in Hollywood. Now don’t get me wrong…twins are cute, but only when they AREN’T yours.
First Brangelina. Then JLo. Then Rebecca Romijn Lettuce’s announcement…now Elvis’s (RIP) daughter Lisa Marie Presley? Wowsers. I knew she was preggers and there were rumors of twins, but it is OFFICIAL!
Congratulations…I guess? I suppose twins bring double the fun AND double the ching on first celebrity baby photos, right? These tabloid mags are gonna be broke pretty soon if these celebs keep poppin’ out multiples! Maybe THAT is what these celebs are TRYING to do. Ooooooo Scandalous.
Sunday evening, YOU can finally see the Brangelina twins! People magazine has scored those FIRST photos of Knox and Vivienne and definitely paid a pretty penny…14 MILLION dollars to be exact.
DAYUM! Those are going to be some happy charities!
Cannot wait to see those little rug rats! Be sure to keep your eyes peeled to People.com as those photos will be posted on Sunday evening. They BETTER be smiling!
The twins are here! The twins are here!
Ok, NOW we can celebrate and go freakin’ nuts!
According to Nice hospital’s Dr. Michael Sussman, the Brangelina babies arrived on Saturday, with the Caesarean being moved forward from its originally planned date “for medical reasons” so that the babies could be born “in the best conditions.” Mama, Babies, and Papa “are doing marvelously well.”
The two little rug rats join the couple’s other children Maddox, 6; Pax, 4; Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2.
Congrats to the happy couple! Let the fun times begin for Brad and Angelina. Heck, today should be a national holiday!
Click here to find out what the Jolie-Pitts named their new additions.
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The Jolie-Pitt brood are going to be celebrating VERY soon! How soon? We do not know for sure, however what we can tell you is that Angie was admitted to a French hospital TODAY! Angie will remain there until the babies are born.
According to a source, this admittance has been planned for quite some time and Angelina is doing well. The babies aren’t due until August.
I bet Brad is about to poop his pants. TWO MORE KIDS? AHHHH! I’d be running for the hills. Or…in Brangelina’s case, hiring more nannies and stocking up on the Excedrin!
I hope all you all wore your sunglasses out in Malibu yesterday! A very preggers Minnie Driver came out for a little sun.
Girlfriend is due in August, a couple weeks AFTER Brangelina is expecting their million dollar babies.
She may be as big as a brick house, but that sure doesn’t stop mama-to-be Angelina Jolie from enjoying some sexy time with her baby daddy. In fact, Angelina said being pregnant makes her feel sexy. I don’t see how anyone can feel sexy being 60 pounds heavier and craving chocolate covered pickles, but whatever. More power to her!
But, the big question is, how in the heck are they going to handle SIX kids? SIX!!!! Angelina told Entertainment Weekly, “We really don’t know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we’re going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can.”
Well, I guess when you are Brangelina, you don’t really need a plan! Just keep on poppin’!
