Just when you think Britney is slowly starting to get her shit together, she opens her Cheeto lips and spews out soggy orange crumbs.

After showing up to her 27th birthday party spilling out of her Roberto Cavalli dress, she was damn near close to nip slippage. But, Britney admits she’s not happy with her saggy ta-tas.

She told a source, “I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs. At the moment I hate them. I want them smaller. I can’t wear the kind of suits that I used to love, the red PVC one I got to wear for the Oops I Did It Again video. I’m tempted to have a breast reduction so I can slink into some amazing stage outfits for my next set of shows. I know they look sexy but sometimes they get in the way.”

So, Larry and Papa Spears can make the Britster zip her lips when it comes to her tumultuous year, but they allow her to talk crap about her mamas? Ummm…I think a perfect solution would be to buy a bigger dress, rather than trying to squeeze into something that doesn’t quite fit. I don’t know though…just a random thought.

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If you don’t know by now, Madonna does and says what she wants…without care. She’s QUEEN of controversy. That’s HER job.

Madonna’s recent bout was with swear words, LIVE television (namely BBC) , and an “almost-Janet-Jackson” nip slip.

According to a source, “Madonna introduced her track Hung Up to the Maidstone (UK) crowd, saying: “You guys are going to have to start f***ing it up out there ‘cos I need to feel some love. I’m going to do an old song. But not too old. F**k the present. Let’s live in the past.” She said.

The Queen has spoken!

Funny thing about all of this is that this isn’t the first time this has happened at BBC with Madonna…yet, the BBC still keeps inviting her back.

So, what will happen to your Madgesty? More than likely, nothing. It’s Madonna, for gawd’s sake!

Just maybe! After seeing the digitally enhanced promotional poster for “Fool’s Gold”, Kate Hudson is seriously considering taking her flat chest to the next level…or next breast cup sizes!

Kate tells a source, “They are so not my boobs - they look too perfect. Seriously, if I ever wanted to have them done, I’d take this poster to the doctor and say, ‘This is what I want them to look like.’ ”

Kate and Matthew McConaughey-hey are on a promotional tour for their latest movie together, “Fool’s Gold”. Boobs or no boobs, Kate is looking fabulous and what had appeared to be a baby bump has disappeared. Perhaps she was just experiencing severe bloating.

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