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Bret Michaels And Ambre Are History!

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Yep it was confirmed TODAY that Bret and Ambre have called it quits. Could have seen this one coming! Ambre was as boring as a rock…not quite the rock Bret was looking for, apparently.

So, you know what that means, peeps?

Rock of Love 3, baby! Hmph. Surprised? We’re not.

Only this time around VH1, Bret and Big John are doing things a tad differently. They are filling a tour bus with hoochies and taking them on tour across the country.

Ha! Are you as excited as WE are? I swear this show will NEVER end.

Bret will be 80…taking tequila shots with 20-somethings, still sporting those long blonde extensions, and serenading his potential “rock” with (the only song he’ll remember) “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”…ALL while pooping his Depends undergarments.

Just you WATCH! It’s not going to be a pretty sight!

Rock This Way With Aerosmith!

Friday, June 27th, 2008

I’m definitely NOT a gamer, but I will admit I have an obsession with Guitar Hero. I can totally ROCK “Talk Dirty To Me”. I can rock it so hard that Bret Michaels would be proud. I KNOW this!

According to a source, The game features 30 of the band’s most notable hits such as “Love in an Elevator” and “Sweet Emotion.” It also includes songs from various artists Aerosmith performed and collaborated with over the years, including Run D.M.C.’s “Walk This Way” and “I Hate Myself for Loving You” by Joan Jett.

There is even a special guitar controller emblazoned with the band’s red-and-white logo for hard core fans.

Ummm, hello! How SWEET is this going to be?

So, needless to say, I am totally pumped that Aerosmith hits stores on Sunday! A Wii bundle will cost you $99. What a great way to spend your stimulus check! Best Buy it up my fellow Guitar Hero geeks!

Image Source: Wire Image

Finale: Bret Michaels Picks Girl Next Door

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

Rock of Love fans, what did you think of highly anticipated finale?Â I knew it was all over from the moment Daisy started hurling over the side of the yahct on their private date.Â But, Bret claims that he found not lust, not like, but love.Â Awwww.Â *gags*

But, let me say something, there is nothing rock-and-roll about the girl Bret Michaels chose to be his Rock of Love, Ambre Lake.Â Perhaps this was just another scripted reality show to help boost sales for Bret’s upcoming album…Hey, I’m just sayin’.
You know damn well Bret and Heather were the PERFECT match for each other in Season One. The ratings were amazing for Rock of Love 1, so why not ride out another season?Â And, that they did.

Will Ambre be able to handle the rock and roll lifestyle? I seriously doubt it.Â (This Rock of Love win will help her acting career though.)

Rock of Love 3, anyone?Â Ratings tell me yes.