What in scraggly-bearded-curly-mopped-greasy-chicken-fried-homeless-hell happened to Joaquin Phoenix? Is THIS why Joaquin wanted to “retire” from the acting biz so he could turn into one hot mess…because I can assure you this look isn’t for an upcoming acting gig?

Joaquin was spotted partying in Miami Beach, Florida on Monday night, alongside Casey Affleck, Brett Ratner, Jamie Foxx and Diddy. But as you can tell from the looks on their faces, they may feel quite embarrassed to be photographed with the man in the ladies’ hair clip.

What happened to the Gladiator hottie that we once knew? I don’t know about you…but his scraggly-ness scurrrs me.

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Even though Angelina looks like she is about to pop, she is still keeping up with Mr. Eastwood. And, what is he like 145 years old now? After a busy day at the Cannes Film Festival, preggers Angelina and her domestic partner Brad Pitt hung out with Clint Eastwood, Mick Jagger, Brett Ratner and a few other pals for a relaxing dinner.

According to a source, the group arrived at Restaurant Tetou in Golfe-Juan – about three miles from Cannes – at around 8:30 p.m. Rolling Stone Mick Jagger, 64, was the first to leave, and the whole party broke up around midnight.

I wonder when those twins are REALLY coming. Brangelina is saying August, however, it looks like she is gonna pop ANY TIME. I think Brangelina is fibbing.

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