Posts Tagged ‘Britney Spears’

Britney To Attempt VMA Comeback #2?

Monday, August 18th, 2008

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The VMA’s are always full of surprises. Last year, Britney offered us a comeback that instead of cheers, she got jeers and a WHOLE YEAR of ridicule. Let’s face it…dancing around on stage with a big belly full of Cheetos hanging out was a nightmare in itself.

This year…we all KNOW she’s going to be there. She’s filmed the promo. She’s been nominated for a couple video awards. The big question is, after a year of getting medicated and a few successful small screen appearances, will she attempt VMA Comeback number two?

I’m guessing she either opens the show or closes the show. Brit knows that ANY performance would be better than last years! We’ll have to wait until September 7th to find out!

By the way, I’m kind of digging the wavy weave.

Britney Spears Tells All. Or Not.

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

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The Britster must be running low on cash as she now can be seen on the cover of Ok Magazine whoring herself out AND her two sons as well. Sad, sad, sad.

The disappointment here comes when you find out Britney doesn’t reveal anything too juicy to the gossip mag at all…like what really happened with Sam Lufti, where Adnan is and if she still has sexy time with him…you know, things we WANT to know. Instead, she dishes out how she felt about her baby sister Jamie Spears’ pregnancy and how she would feel if her boys became involved in the entertainment industry. Boo.

So what does she say you are DYING to know?  Here are the HIGHLIGHTS of the interview, if you can call them that.

About her boys being involved in the biz-nass:

I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.

(You mean like, be able to eat Cheetos and drink Frapps until they came out their ears? And, hold onto mommy’s cigarettes while she smokes it up like a chimney?)

About Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy:

I was shocked a little bit.  She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.

(But secretly you KNOW Britney wanted her little sis to have a baby boy. Those MUST be some good drugs she is on.)

About her new album:

I think it is more urban.  I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room… This is my best work ever.

(Britney, at the piano?  Huh?  Am I missing something here?  Perhaps she bought a piano that she sits at to pretend she’s playing, because I didn’t think Brit knew how to play anything other than “Mary Had A Little Lamb”…and even THAT is stretching it.  If that is the case…this album is gonna SUCK!)

Yawn.

Julianne Moore Is One Feisty Beotch.

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

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Julianne Moore is the fox that rocks. There is no denying that. Look at her! Julianne graces the cover of Wonderland Magazine…nope, I’ve never heard of the magazine either, but who cares! Girlfriend ROCKS that cover.

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Julianne sat down for an exclusive interview and dished out some interesting dirt about her life, love, and career. Here are just some highlights from the interview:

*On stripping in front of the camera*:

People ask all the time if sex scenes and nudity are hard. What’s hard? Not the lines or the physicality, but the emotion.

*What her husband thinks about her fascination with “dark” material*:

He thinks I’m weird. There was a script I read recently where I was like, “Oooh, this horrible thing happens and it’s really good and then they’re all dead!”

‘He’s like, “What is the matter with you?” I’m like, “I don’t know but I like it.” I’ve always liked things that are meant to terrify.

*On her annoyance with immature adults (like Lindsay, Paris, and Britney)*:

If you’re rebelling in your personal life after a certain age, you’ve got a fucking problem. It’s like, ‘Just fucking figure it out – you’re in charge. It makes me crazy when people say, ‘I don’t want to do this anymore!’ I’m like, ‘Well then don’t.’ People behave like there’s some great parent out there and there’s not, there’s just you. You are responsible for your own actions. There’s a tremendous amount of freedom in that. I’d sometimes be in a place where I’d think, ‘It’s horrible here.’ Then I’d think, ‘Wow, you can move – you can change.’

I never knew Julianne was so…potty-mouth-like and feisty! I think I like her!

For more on Julianne’s interview and more photos, check out Wonderland Magazine’s site here.

Arts And Crafts Time With Britney Spears.

Monday, August 11th, 2008

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Hey look, ya’ll! Britney hand crafted her very own necklace and she didn’t even have to call up Martha Stewart for advice and that’s a “good thing”. Who’d of thought?! Britney looked proud sporting her creation as she strolled through Lisa Kline boutique for some retail therapy.

However, I think she may have forgotten her oldest son’s name…isn’t it supposed to be Sean, NOT Preston? Oh, well…at least she tried, right?!

Looks like she remembered to wear a bra too, even though it is VISUALLY PAINFULLY obvious (white under black, if you didn’t notice)…oh well. We keep on saying it…

BABY steps…

Paris For President?

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

John McCain may have blasted Obama in his latest campaign advertisement, but he also threw a few jabs at Britney and Paris as well. And while Britney is on the mend and trying to get pieces of her life put back together, leave it to former jail-bird Paris Hilton to make a response. I must admit, it is “entertaining”. Check it out if you haven’t already!

Thoughts? Comments? Would you vote for Paris?

Justin Timberlake To Host Oscars?

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

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We all know Justin Timberlake is a little cocky and has a little bit of an attitude problem. But, we love him. We love his feisty-ness. Feisty-ness equals pure hot-ness. And, whether you like it or not, the former boy-bander has got talent coming out his ears and booty.

He’s done music. He’s worn Mickey Mouse ears. He’s knocked boots with Britney. He’s done movies. He’s done fashion. The man is a freakin’ man of many talents.

And, now…the Oscars may be reaching out to Timberlake to HOST the big awards show. Hey, Justin is loved by both WOMEN and MEN. He is a ratings boosting machine, so why wouldn’t they want him?

Would you watch the normally boring Oscars if J-Tizzle was host? I KNOW I would!

Kanye Puts To Rest Britney Rumors.

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

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Rumors were started by Taio Cruz, a British producer, that Kanye was going to be ONE of a few top producers lined up to participate in TAKE TWO of Britney’s comeback. I almost choked on my diet coke when I read that.

However, Kanye wants us ALL to know that this is yet ANOTHER false rumor.
Kanye blogged it up on his official blog:

CLARITY POST: I HAVE NOT SIGNED UP 2 DO BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC.
08.01.2008

Clarity post will be my new thing 2 de-spell all false rumors… short and sweet!

So, there you have it!

THANK GAWD! I was beginning to wonder if he was slowly losing his mind, too!

Papa Spears Still Britney’s Babysitter.

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

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Los Angeles Superior Court commissioner Reva Goetz ordered in court today that Britney Spears will remain under her father’s care until the end of the new year.

However, 2009 may ring in the New Year in control of her own biz-nass. But that remains to be seen. Everything depends on Britney’s improvement.

On another important note, remember that Sam Lufti freak? Yeah, he’s STILL forbidden to have ANY contact with Britney, per Britney’s request.

THAT is double good-ness for Brit Brit in ONE week. Baby steps, girl. Baby steps…

Britney’s Reality To Hit Boob Tube?

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

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Those video cameras seen taping the Britster busting some dance moves with a mystery male (while in Mexico)may be part of what we could see on the boob tube. Yeppers, Britney may be coming to reality television.

According to a source, “Britney’s bodyguards and other staff members have been told to carry video equipment with them wherever they go so they don’t miss a thing. Whether Britney is high or low, feeling happy or sad, the cameras are there catching it all.

Britney thinks a new reality show is just the thing she needs to help her kick start her career and prove to her fans she has put her recent troubles behind her.”

A little gyration with Madonna on Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet tour…a new album and a possible reality show? Hmmm…

Just as we thought would happen…and you KNOW the ratings would be sky high on a Britney reality show! Whether you’d like to admit it, you’d have yourself a little look-sy.

C’mon…you KNOW you would watch it!

*If this is TRUE, let’s hope Britney explains this picture of her little boo boo playing with her cigarettes! Yikes!

Britney Does The Tango!

Monday, July 28th, 2008

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Britney Spears is ready to partay! After closing her custody case with her ex-hubby K-Fed, Britney jetted off to Mexico to celebrate one less burden lifted off her shoulders. No screaming kids to worry about…no ex-hubby to face…just a quiet peaceful weekend with pals and her babysitter, Papa Jamie.

Fun Times!

What’s up with the video camera, girlfriend? Just taping some beautiful memories or do we have another “Chaotic” on our hands?