It’s that special time of year again when delightful Babwa Wah Wah selects her 10 most fascinating peeps of the year. I’m kind of disappointed to know that I am NOT one of them. I suppose there is always next year. Wait till you hear who DID make the list.

The 2008 Honor Roll includes a few of my…ummm…BFF’s.

Babwa’s show will air on December 4th on ABC and will feature the following faves according to Miss Wah Wah: (in random order)

Tom Placenta Stew Cruise,
Tina Fey,
Will Smith,
Rush Limbaugh,
Miley Cyrus and
Michael Phelps.

For the unveiling of the other four, I guess you’ll just have to tune in! Can you guess who the other four peeps are?

My picks are Barack Obama, Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie and hmmmm…I’m just gonna throw Richard Simmons out there for S and G’s.

Last year’s list included: The Beckhams, Justin Timberlake, Katherine Heigl, Jennifer Hudson, former President Bill Clinton, J.K. Rowling, Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez and MySpace media moguls Tom Anderson and Chris DeWolfe.

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BLESS HIS CHEETO SOUL…According to Britney’s official website, a statement has been released in regards to Jayden’s unexpected emergency room visit: “Jayden James Federline was admitted to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center on Sunday, November 9th. Doctors concluded he had a reaction to something he ingested. He is expected to be discharged tomorrow.” Good to hear that tater tot will be okay!

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In less than a month, you’ll be able to dig out the money you’ve been saving for your beloved Cheeto and put it in Cheeto’s pocket…’cuz lawd knows girlfriend has some major ching to dish out to K-Fed monthly.

So in an essence you are dishing out the ching to line K-Fed’s saggy pockets that in turn, will hopefully be spent on some Cheetos for small fries Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline.

Anycrunch, for your listening pleasure, here is a new Cheeto song called “Kill The Lights” that will be featured on Brit Brit’s “Circus” album.

Listen to it about 35 times and it will more than likely have grown on you by then. I already have it drilled in my brain. Thanks, Brit.

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Cheeto-rific Brit and her little tater tots made their first trip out of state to Brit’s home stomping grounds of Louisiana when they experienced the unexpected.

The youngest Cheeto spawn, Jayden James, had fallen ill yesterday afternoon and soon became unresponsive, which prompted a 25-mile dash to Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center in nearby Mississippi. Rumor has it that the little doot doot experienced a seizure.

“Jayden James had to be kept in hospital overnight for observations,” said the source. “We don’t yet know what’s wrong with him. Britney was insistent that wouldn’t leave him. She asked for a bed to be made up in the same room so she could be there at his side.”

Papa K-Fed was believed to be making the out-of-state venture to be by Jayden’s bedside. Well, we hope nothing serious is wrong with small fry! Get better, little dude!

Image source: Barcroft Media

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It was the most talked about concert of the month…Madge’s performance at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. Not only did leotard-loving Madonna put on an amazing show, Madge also made the show even more veiny by inviting Britney Spears AND Justin Timberlake as her “surprise” guests.

However, the cat was out of the bag earlier this week…it was just a matter of seeing whether or not the rumor was fact or fiction.

According to PEOPLE,

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake each took the stage in separate appearances at Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour at L.A.’s Dodger Stadium Thursday night. But, PEOPLE has learned, the two actually crossed paths during rehearsal. Timberlake was first, and then Spears came on stage to run through her part. “They said ‘hi’ to each other. Justin was very cool,” a source says. Adds another source, “This was a night for [Britney] to enjoy, and not stress over. This was a good moment for her to just enjoy and have fun.” And enjoy she did. Dressed in satin black pants and white suit shirt with ruffle, Spears has been appearing in a taped segment during Madonna’s “Human Nature” performance since the beginning of the tour. Her “It’s Britney, bitch!” segment she did live. Madonna greeted her with “Hi Britney!” And Spears, with her blonde hair flowing and red lips smiling, moved to the beat as she sang the last chorus on “Human Nature” with Madonna. “She’s not your bitch” Madonna proclaimed, pointing at Spears who replied with her classic line: “It’s Britney, bitch!” Madonna had to swing her around three times to get her to loosen up a little bit and, in a far cry from the 2003 smooch, kisses Spears on the hand as her platform sunk below the stage. “4 Minutes” came on and remixed into “Vogue” as Spears disappeared from view.

We wish we could have been there!

Click for more pics of Madge, Brit, and JT doing their thang.
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While Britney Spears seems to continue taking one step forward to being frappy happy, Britney’s ex Kevin Federline seems to be taking two steps back.

Just while we started looking at Kevin as a true role model, the father of four has to go and start actin’ a fool.

Now, we get it…every parent is entitled to their night out on the town every once in awhile. But, it seems K-Fed has been making party nights in Vegas a sinful habit.

Now is THIS the way a Father of the Year award winner acts, K-Fed?

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Bless her Cheetorific heart. Can ya’ll believe Brit would release THIS as her cover art? My only question is, is where in the world is Sam Lufti?

Ok Ok Ok Ok…so I’m only kidding. But, it would be a totally awesome cover, don’t you agree?

Peep the REAL cover art after the jump.

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Rumors are swirling that J-Tizzle is in a tizzy over sex scenes that his girlfriend Jessica Biel must perform in her new movie “Easy Virtue”. So, what’s a jealous man to do? How about team up with some hot pop stars for duets and some steamy video scenes of his own?

Seems to be the healthy thing to do, right? I suppose…it’s ONLY fair.

Justin has been working on a duet/video called “Rehab” with Chris Brown’s BFF Rihanna and it has even been rumored that JT wants to do a little bit more work with pop sensation Kylie Minogue. If my memory serves me correctly, JT performed in a steamy collaboration with the sexy pop-diva at the 2003 Brit Awards, in which he groped Minogue’s famed derriere.

I’m sure Miss Biel is FURIOUS.

Now if he REALLY wanted to get Jess’s panties in a bunch he could “re-connect” with the one and only beloved Cheeto. Wouldn’t that get her skin crawling?!

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As if a humiliating tell-all book wasn’t enough…

Last month, Lynne Spears released a tell-all book about her two troubled daughters, their Cheeto addictions and their sexy time as teenagers. And NOW because of the success of the book, Lynne wants to ride this cash train as long as she can! CHOO!!! CHOOO!!! Therefore, the country bumpkin mama wants her book to hit the big screen, y’all! And she believes it WILL be a hit.

In fact, Lynne already has chosen who she’d like to cast in as her beloved Cheeto and her own hillbilly booty.

According to a source, ‘Scary Movie’ actress Anna Faris is being considered to play the lead while Lynne allegedly wants Julia Roberts to play her part. “She’s pitching the book around to studios,” the Sun quoted a source close to Lynne as saying. “She even says she wants Julia Roberts to play her. It’s insane!” the source added.

Ummm yeah. I highly doubt Julia would agree to such a role. In any case, good luck with that Lynne-y Tin Tin!

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It’s FINALLY here, peeps…the world freakin’ premiere of Britney’s highly anticipated “Womanizer” video, directed by GENIUS Joseph Kahn.

I must say…the video is CHEETO-RIFIC! It’s lacking some dance scenes, but I guess you can’t have everything. I think it is safe to say that the bitch is back on track!

Personally, I’m thinking the steam room scenes were HOTTER than HOT!!!! You go girl!

So…..what are your thoughts?

P.S. You can also visit here to leave your own frappy message for the Britster.

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