It seems the Tom Cruise clan and the Beckhams are thankful for one another as they joined forces to celebrate their Thanksgiving holiday together. Awww, so sweet.

David and Vicky B. headed to Central Park with their three sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz to meet up with Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, their daughter Suri and Cruise’s adopted children Isabella and Connor for the fabulous festivities.

The two families also hooked up a day before to watch Katie perform in her Broadway play “All My Sons” and then they presumably had a placenta stew dinner together. Yum.

Click after the jump for more saucy pics of the Beckhams and the Cruise clans as they get swarmed by the paparazzi.
(more…)

Related Posts

• Katie Holmes Brings In The Bucks.
• Suri Has Had Enough.
• The Big Event Is Approaching For The Cruise Couple.
• Day Four: Fold And Roll.
• Katie Holmes Goes Paste-y.

Kate Hudson is finally showing us all her true colors…a vision of her hoochie, heart-breaking self. No, she has not resorted to working strip clubs for “fun” money on the side, rather, Miss Hoochie Hudson is using her limited dance skills for a filmed called “Nine”, a musical loosely based on the Broadway hit from 20 years ago.

For the past six weeks, Kate has been shimmying, spinning and shaking her derriere in this somewhat scandalous role. Truth be told, this film will feature a star-studded cast, including Daniel Day-Lewis, Judi Dench, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Sophia Loren and Fergie, each delivering their own musical moment.

Kate did have one small concern while filming her part for the role. When the music stopped after her trashy number, Kate said coyly, ‘”Did my boobs fall out during that?”

The real question is…what boobs, girl? OH, Snapppppp.

On a side note: I’m sure Nikki Kidman and Penelope Cruz had a lot to talk about during their filming for the movie. If you have forgotten, both women have knocked boots with placenta-stew boy Tom Cruise.

Image Source: WENN

Related Posts

• Boob Job for Kate Hudson?
• Kate Hudson Really DOES Know How To Lose A Guy…
• Kate Hudson Lands Two Roles.
• Hot?! Hot?!
• Muy Caliente

Whip up your favorite stew, break out your best fold-n-roll jeans and jump on your couch like a highly energetic child. We will soon be celebrating the fabulous union of Scientology Tom and Stepford Katie Cruise…November 18th to be exact.

So, mark your calendars and be prepared to celebrate because we aren’t so sure Tom and Katie will be able to party down on their anniversary. Katie has gotta work, peeps. Yeah, how bad does THAT suck. It seems their second wedding anniversary could end up being a very low key affair as Katie will be on stage in All My Sons instead of going somewhere special with Tom. Awwww, I know. It’s depressing, really. But, you KNOW Tommy will be at the theater taking all the attention away from his working woman that night. He’ll have that magical twinkle in his eye that will entrance the audience and fill the room with Scientology love.

A source told OK! magazine: “Don’t be surprised if he presents her with a huge bouquet of roses as the cast takes their bows. And her dressing room will look like a florist shop!”

Well, that is a sweet idea, but flowers die. Katie’s love for Tom will never die as long as he keeps cookin’ that warm, hearty placenta stew. I have a better idea. Why not set up a crock pot in Katie’s dressing room? YEAH! Tom could simmer a special placenta stew all night long and then after the show they can toast their love by dipping their fingers into the stew and marking a heart on each other’s foreheads.

OMG, how sweet.

Image Source: INF

Related Posts

• The Aliens Were There In Spirit.
• What Couch-Incident, Tom?
• Will Suri Be A Big Sis Soon?
• The Day Katie Holmes Died.
• Katie Holmes Brings In The Bucks.

While Katie is juggling production of All My Sons, little tater tot Suri has hours to play in her own VIP area at the theater…which even comes complete with a little piano. Life is rough for Suri!

However, the princess of Scientology King and Stepford wife Katie is clearly getting sick of the endless photo ops. I think Suri may need to refresh her day with some warm placenta stew.

You wonder why Tom is always smiling? I’m telling ya…it is the stew! It’s warm, it’s hearty AND it’s full of wholesome goodness. YUM!

Click for some more pics of a stressed out Suri!
(more…)

Related Posts

• Tom Cruise Loves The Paps.
• Katie And Suri Get Spooktacular A Day Early.
• The Big Event Is Approaching For The Cruise Couple.
• Katie Holmes Goes Paste-y.
• Tom and Katie’s Thanksgiving Fiesta.

Five grueling weeks of rehearsals for a Broadway show performance, playing with and keeping tabs on a two-year-old Xenu child Suri and playing Stepford wife to Scientologist guru Tom Cruise is finally taking its toll on Katie Holmes.

Katie looks as though she needs about 2828473 hours of sleep and a shot of vodka. Wait one hot minute, isn’t booze against Scientology rules and regulations? Pffft.

Perhaps some hearty placenta stew will bring some color back to Kate’s gaunt-like complexion? Tom, put on that apron and get cookin’!

Image Source: x17online

Related Posts

• The Big Event Is Approaching For The Cruise Couple.
• Suri Has Had Enough.
• Katie Holmes, The “Not So Hot” Sex Kitten.
• Tom Cruise Needs A Miracle.
• Tom Cruise Asks Nicole For Her Placenta.

Ice cream, you scream…I look at Tom and still scream. It was a placenta-loving Saturday afternoon for Tom and Scientology-spawn Suri as the duo enjoyed some ice cream and some cuddles in Manhattan near the Holmes-Cruise apartment.

Meanwhile, Stepford Katie was performing a matinee of “All My Sons” on Broadway. Way to put Tommy on diaper duty!

Related Posts

• The Aliens Were There In Spirit.
• Tom and Katie’s Thanksgiving Fiesta.
• Suri Has Had Enough.
• Katie Holmes Goes Paste-y.
• Katie Holmes Brings In The Bucks.

Though she may not be the best actress in the world, Katie Holmes managed to have a successful opening night on Broadway with her performance of “All My Sons”. Katie’s presence brought a sold out crowd, gaggles of reporters and Scientology protestors.

“All My Sons” was the highest-grossing play on Broadway in its first full week of previews, taking in $684,002. So, it will be no surprise to see this play take in some BIG bucks while on Broadway.

Stepford Katie spoke to People after her performance saying that, “It felt like Christmas.”

As for her supportive husband Katie added: “I was so nervous, and I saw him out there, and he made me feel so much better,” she gushed. “Every time he’s there, I just feel like it’s going to be okay.” Translation: He’s programmed me to be nervous around other people, but relaxed around him. Cool, right? And just knowing we get to eat placenta stew in celebration of my performance makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Barf.

Image Source: AP

Related Posts

• The Aliens Were There In Spirit.
• Tom and Katie’s Thanksgiving Fiesta.
• Katie Holmes, The Seductress?
• Katie Holmes Pulls The Old “Fold And Roll”.
• Katie Holmes, The Comeback Kid?

Daniel Radcliffe and his ding dong decided to bail on his grandmother’s funeral and instead opted to deliver his peeny performance of Equus on Broadway. Why? Because his grandmother would’ve wanted him NOT to miss a performance. Fair enough.

A spokeswoman for Radcliffe said: “It’s been a very difficult time but Dan chose to remain in New York after discussions with his family.

They decided that it was what his grandmother would have wanted. She was a strong supporter of Dan and his career and she wouldn’t have wanted him to miss a performance.”

Not to mention his male and female adorers would have been pissed without a glimpse of his ding dong flopping around on stage….errr, I mean, it would have been an acceptable excuse (his grandmother’s funeral), but Danny’s philosophy was to go on with the show.

Despite his grief, Daniel took some time after the show to greet fans, but it was a barrage of hysterical fans who fought to get his autograph that made Radcliffe lay the smack down.

According to a source, at one point the pushing and shoving got so extreme that Daniel threatened to leave immediately unless the crowd calmed down.

Needless to say, his wish was granted.

Image Source: Buzz Foto

Related Posts

• Miley To Perform, No Red Carpet.
• Ashley Olsen, Fashion Icon?
• Britney’s Good Day In Court.
• CBS Hits Britney One More Time.
• Mid Week Munchies.

Unbeweavable Britney has been in NYC promoting her new single “Womanizer”. But, don’t you doubt for a cheeto-rific minute that the Britster isn’t going to take some time to smell the roses while she’s there y’all. Despite hoards of people preventing Brit from doing a little shopping yesterday, Britney got smart and landed a hot police officer to escort her to the play “In The Heights” on Broadway last night. Sounds like fabulous fun!

But, not is all cheetos and fraps in Britneyland…

While the Britster focuses on her come back, her lawyers are working overtime to prevent scumbag Adnan Ghalib from selling that sex tape that supposedly exists. While Adnan claims it exists, Brit had once said it doesn’t exist. Hmmm.

In the case that it DOES exist, we learned from a source that said,

Britney is willing to part with as much of her own money as it takes to keep the tape off the market and the focus on her upcoming world tour.

In any case, we hope it doesn’t hit the Internet. I mean, really..who wants to see a pink-wigged-under-the-influence Britster eating Cheetos off Adnan’s ding dong?

Not I! That is, ya know…IF such a tape even exists.

Related Posts

• Does A Britney Sex Tape Exist?
• Britney Gets A New Weave, Ya’ll!
• Britney Secretly Seeing Scumbag Paparazzo?
• Britney Spears Tells All. Or Not.
• Brit Reunites With Former Manager

Katie Holmes drew a huge crowd to her highly anticipated debut on Broadway of “All My Sons”. However, I must admit the most exciting moment of the evening was the landing of the alien spaceship that held our favorite placenta-stew chef Tom Cruise and his Stepford Wife Katie Holmes. Oh, what a spectacle!

What was even more of a sight was the crowd that showed up before the big stage debut…the Scientology protesters. As you can see from the photos below, they were present to show Tom how much they loved him. I am sure he felt the love.

Many audience members praised Katie’s performance and Tom gushed as well, telling the AP, “Did you see it? … It was extraordinary.” As was the smorgasbord of fresh placenta eaten following the performance. Yum. Rumor has it, the aliens shipped in a special batch JUST for this night.

Related Posts

• Katie Holmes Brings In The Bucks.
• The Big Event Is Approaching For The Cruise Couple.
• Katie’s Back With The Fold-And-Roll.
• Katie Holmes, The Seductress?
• Katie Holmes Pulls The Old “Fold And Roll”.