Because Lil’ Nicky Hogan has been a good boy in the slammer, he has been given the Get Out Of Jail Free pass. After serving only 166 days of jail time for turning his friend into a vegetable, Nick was greeted by his tranny sister at 12:30AM in Clearwater, Florida for his early release.

Yesterday Brooke blogged about how elated she was that Nicky would be released and how excited she was to cook him some good ole’ fashioned macaroni and cheese. Yum. I’m thinking Nick would rather eat jail food than risk the chance of food poisoning. In addition to the joyful release, we got to hear from mama Linda because we all wanted to hear what she had to say for herself. Not.

“This is our time as a family to come together to support Nick’s adjustment back into the public life keeping it as normal as possible. Neither Nick, nor we as a family, has any interest in making this anything but private. We respect the media’s role and only ask that they respect our privacy.

Nick went into prison as a juvenile and has experienced something that will mold and affect him for the rest of his adult life. His focus is to make a positive difference in this world, media free. Since his future actions will speak louder than any words, there is no need to speak to the media at this time.”

Oh, by the way, you can expect to see Nick on VH1 as he is rumored to get his OWN reality television show. Nice to see that while his friend is in a wheelchair in a vegetative state, Nick will be reaping the benefits.

You can view the tearful reunion between Nicky and Brooke in the YouTube clip below:

Barf.

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To call someone who cares. Seriously. Or better yet…how ’bout a muzzle? The thought of keeping mini-Hulk quiet for one hot minute would be spectacular…but nah, that wouldn’t work. That still wouldn’t prevent her from typing her useless, idiotic rants on her Myspace page. Brooke took to her bloggy blog to let us know how “blissful” she feels now that her lil’ jailbird brother will be released from his cell in just one day. Yay. We’re elated.

Hey you guys…as you all know, my brothers gettin out tomorrow…I cant even tell you, as a sister, how exciting this is for me! Nick and I are like best friends…and i cant believe how long Ive gone without him…. Not seeing him for 6 months has been really really hard. He always knows how to make me feel better or make me smile when I need it, and its been tough without having him there to hug me just at the right time, or crack a joke when im havin a bad day.

There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn’t make it through another day… Some people wish terrible terrible things on us and say the the most nasty comments that I can’t even repeat on here… It really hurts. I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don’t know the whole story, or how much we really really love John. Its really sad, because were not bad people….were just going through a really hard time, and so is John’s family. I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate…its probably the most far off. I didn’t come on here to vent, and I know this still wont change peoples opinion or what they think about my family. But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes. And that goes in all directions. All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers…… To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough…..Please pray for my brothers safety too… this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.

ok. Back to the happy stuff! …….I just can’t wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac’n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!

Love you guys!
brooke

Well, now that I know Nicky will be out of the slammer in 24 hours, it’s official. I hereby declare tomorrow NATIONAL STAY INDOORS DAY. That is the only way to be safe, my dears. I want to extend a special thank you to Brooke for warning us. That was sweet.

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Good gawd Brooke Hogan needs to get some serious upgrades done on her face, her fashion, and her over-processed hair. Brooke attended the MTV Music Awards looking a bit of a hot mess. At least she left the ass-less chaps at home. Thank gawd for that!

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Hulk Hogan made his mark at Mansion night club in Miami by jumping onstage in a saucy little number. The reality show star dressed up hoping to revamp his career as an entertainer and to celebrate his daughter’s debut of her OWN reality show, “Brooke Knows Best”. Hulk rubbed up against fellow stage hoochies all-girl back up band The Knockouts. There was a lot of gyrating, horrible singing, and booty shakin’.

OH, wait a second. That’s not Hulk. That’s BROOKE Hogan.

My bad. Same difference, right?

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We all know the Hogan family is going through a lot right now…well, actually that’d be an understatement.

Out of all honesty, I really feel sorry for Brooke. Everyone else in that family needs some major help. I hope to gawd Brooke is getting herself some therapy ‘cuz I have a feeling this isn’t the end of the Hogan drama.

For those of you who have been living life as a hermit, let me fill you in. Let’s see there was the horrible accident that left Nick’s best friend in a coma. Nick had been drinking and driving and now the idiot is in jail for nearly killing his pal. Scandalous and SAD.

Meanwhile, Hulk had been cheating on Linda with a friend of Brooke’s! Disgusting and nasty. Yikes! So, now there is an ugly divorce between Hulk and Linda that is tearing the whole family apart.

So, Brooke is dealing with her bro being in jail AND her father cheating on her mother with one of her friends. On top of that she has a failed music career and a wardrobe that needs a major overhaul. What more could go wrong, right?

Oh peeps, it DOES get even juicier.

Now it looks like crazy Linda is stepping out into the spotlight with a boy her SON’S age who just happens to be their LAWN boy!  The two were spotted ALL over each other at the opening of Palms Place in Las Vegas last night.  Could it be that she is showing Hulk that she can get a youngen’ too?

In any case, this drama is just as entertaining as a Britney Spears saga!

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