Holly Madison Says Goodbye To Saggy Balls.
Sunday, November 2nd, 2008
Holly Madison as Baywatch babe Pam Anderson for Halloween.
After six years, Playboy bunny Holly Madison has officially said goodbye to saggy wrinkly balls, metamucil breakfasts and geriatric sexy time. Since Holly got kicked out of the Playboy mansion as Hef’s number one girlfriend, Miss Madison has moved on to a younger, less-seasoned man…fake magician and possibly STD-infested Criss Angel.
Just weeks after breaking up with Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, ho-bag Holly lapped up attention while on the arm of Criss at the opening of his new Cirque Du Soleil show in Las Vegas.
The new-paparazzi-loving-couple smooched it up on the black carpet, proudly displaying their “newfound” love by sucking each other’s faces for the cameras. Gag me.
It’s doubtful this duo will last. I give them 3 months TOPS until these two get sick of lapping up each other’s tongues.
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