One and two and three and four and…Whew! Dita Von Teese isn’t just naturally hot like all those other celebs that can eat pints and pints of Haagen Daaz and not have to hit the gym (pffft)…Dita works for her curves and her flexibility. HOLLA! And while most A-listers would cover their star-studded mugs under a baseball cap, Dita Von Teese was all about sportin’ her bod and her trademark red lipstick and coiffed locks instead.

Dita, a former ballerina, proved her flexibility by lifting her legs high, high, high above her head…with the guidance of an instructor at West Hollywood’s Windsor Pilates. Prepping for an especially risque performance, my dear?

The classy dancer emerged from the pilates studio dressed to the nines as if she didn’t work up a sweat at all. Sorry paps…you AREN’T gonna get that fugly shot of Dita ever. I still can’t believe this beotch was married to Marilyn Manson. Eeek!!!

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And, if she was a vampire, she’d also “vont” to suck your blood. Burlesque dancer, model, and actress Dita Von Teese has unveiled her very own lingerie collection as part of a contract with Wonderbra. You KNEW this was coming!

“I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath,” she said.

“Lingerie shouldn’t be something you just put on for your lover; you should do it for you.

“It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood.”

You can purchase items from the Von Teese line starting September 23rd.